Double Decker Bus



They didn’t teach me much at school

That was of much use today

I know all the kings, and where Bangkok is

And the number of pieces in humpty’s ass

But when I was hit by that bus

There was nothing in my mind to help me



Schoolwork means jack all

When your crushed under a double-decker

For the bus doesn’t stall

To keep your flesh and blood together



You may wonder what thoughts you have

When your seconds from death

Well, you think “what a fucking rip!â€