I'm a real cool cat.
And I got a funky hat.
I don't care about what y'all think,
So what do you think about that?

Now I 'aint completely sane,
And I've had my share of pain.
But fuck it, life goes on,
I don't live my life in vain.

Now you may think I am weird,
These problems didn't just appear.
LOL, j/k, whatever the hell,
I'm used to gettin' jeered.

I've talked about pain and depression,
Made it seem like an obsession.
But, hey, love is a great thing,
So get out there and leave your impression.

I've tried some sappy stuff before,
But they all just hit the floor.
So now I'm trying something new,
Have you had enough, or want some more?

So I'm sitting here talkin' about nonsense,
Not caring about any consequence.
I'm not even sure why I'm writing this,
I'm just rambling in sequence.

I've just wasted your time,
Two minutes of your life now is mine.
I'd say sorry, but hell, you're still reading,
So don't come to me and whine.

The things I do,
Just to get through to you.
Sometimes I feel like I'm wasting away,
In the end, it makes me blue.

I'm a real cool cat.
And I got a funky hat.
I don't care about what y'all think,
So what do you think about that?