Messed up Nursery Rhymes and Poems.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
But Jill fell down
And broke her Crayon
And Jack was laughing at her.
Jill came up,
Her face in tears
And asked him to just
Shut up,
But little known
To her was shown
That Jack was really a jock
Who couldn’t tell
Even if it danced and
Bit him on the nose
That his brains were made of rock.
Jill, having
Skill in many forms
Of Torture,
Drew the dreaded
Rose thorn whip and cracked it rather loudly.
Jack stopped laughing
And backed away,
Only to fall in the well,
And because his brains were
Made of Rock
HE sunk like a
Bowling ball.
Jill was laughing helplessly,
Her sorrow now forgotten.
But a passing 747 hit her head
With a falling crate of bunnies.
The pilot,
With most humble apologies,
Gave a free Ice Cream Cone ( It was Rotten)
And told her was Mint Chocolate Chip.
The pilot left, laughing, while
Jill died of food poisoning.
SO now we all know
That the true story was told.
And the moral of the story is:
…….Oops. There isn’t one.
Anyway,
Jack and Jill’s
Mom and Pop
Found out
So there were lawsuits
Galore.
None of this helped that much because everyone was poor.
Please R&R. †God bless America
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill
Went up the Hill
To fetch a pail of water
But Jill fell down
And broke her Crayon
And Jack was laughing at her.
Jill came up,
Her face in tears
And asked him to just
Shut up,
But little known
To her was shown
That Jack was really a jock
Who couldn’t tell
Even if it danced and
Bit him on the nose
That his brains were made of rock.
Jill, having
Skill in many forms
Of Torture,
Drew the dreaded
Rose thorn whip and cracked it rather loudly.
Jack stopped laughing
And backed away,
Only to fall in the well,
And because his brains were
Made of Rock
HE sunk like a
Bowling ball.
Jill was laughing helplessly,
Her sorrow now forgotten.
But a passing 747 hit her head
With a falling crate of bunnies.
The pilot,
With most humble apologies,
Gave a free Ice Cream Cone ( It was Rotten)
And told her was Mint Chocolate Chip.
The pilot left, laughing, while
Jill died of food poisoning.
SO now we all know
That the true story was told.
And the moral of the story is:
…….Oops. There isn’t one.
Anyway,
Jack and Jill’s
Mom and Pop
Found out
So there were lawsuits
Galore.
None of this helped that much because everyone was poor.
Please R&R. †God bless America