Chicken man running down the street
Chicken man with your little birdie feet
Chicken man don't look at me with that sad beak
'Cause I aint here cross that street

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Say what; chicken butt
Don't say why; chicken pie
I don't care what you say
Just don't you ever come my way.

Which came first the egg or you?
An asinine question I have to do.
Just don't you ever cluck real sultry;
Because you're just a piece of poultry

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Feathers flying everywhere
Eggs fall but I don't care
Colonial Sanders runnin past
'Cause he wants to fry your… meat

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Chickens! Chickens! Chickens flying everywhere!
Chickens! Chickens! Stop them if you dare!

If you're ever feelin' fowl
Then don't you dare give me howl
'Cause I do not have rooster power
And you are just a stinking coward.

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