Whatsherface

The unfortunate girl, Whatsherface, lived on Whatsitcalled Lane with her pet, Whatisit.

One day her mother Bertha told Whatsherface to go buy a burrito. While walking to the store, Whatsherface rammed into a man named Takeachillpill.

“Ow. What the… Why did you do that? Are you crazy?â€