People say I'm crazy.

People say I'm strange.

People say I'm loony –

some go as far as to call me deranged.

People say I'm nutty

when they seem me bouncing off the walls.

People ask me if I'm lost

when I casually stroll down dark, scary halls.

People say I'm wacko

'cause my favorite work is "FUCK."

People say I'm freaky

'cause I enjoy quacking like a duck.

People like to tell me that I'm batty

when I'm acting like a fool.

People ask me if there's something wrong

when I just stare at the wall and drool.

People say I'm a dumbass

or they tell me I'm so lame.

But I don't much care what they think

'cause for me life's one big game!