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*Hunker Down Mexican Style*
Talking to Ashley (the wannabe Mexican) during Science class

Me- what did you just say?
Ash- hunker?
Me- hump her?
Ash- No hunk-ER
Me- what the hell is that?
Ash- Country talk- like my mama would say, " hunker down ya'll!" it means like Chill out or hold on.
Me- What's a cracker word.
Ash- yeah I know.
Me- is that in your cracker/Mexican dictionary?
Ash- fo sho
Me- it's like Hunker abajo ese! (Hunker down dogg)
Ash - LOL!!
Danny (the Cuban- a real one lol)- what the hell?
Me- I said -necesitas tu hunker abajo! (you need to hunker down!)
Danny- Umm
Ash- That's my cracker Mexican mix!
Danny- I'm Cuban!
Ash- Ohhh I like Cubans!
Me- Hurry go before she humps your leg!

(I can't believe this but I just looked it up and HUNKER is a real word... wtf?)


*The Dumb blond*
Ashley and I sit next to this dumb dipstick named Fallon during biology. Well Ash needed a white out pen so she stole Fallon's right of her desk... a week later
Ashley's using the whiteout pen:
DB= dumb blonde

Db- when did you get that?
Ash- Um last week?
Db- Oh ok can I use it?
Ash- yeah go ahead.

Fallon walks away

Ash 2 me- that girl is so stupid I stole that pen last week I swear if I said Thursday the same day your exact pen was missing- she wound'nt have noticed!


*Anorexia and beef jerky*

The lunch gang (yeah we're thugs) Ashley Maurice moi and Teresa (but she dun talk much)


Me- So if you were fat Maurice how'd u lose all that weight when u was a little jit?
MU- Well... I don't wanna say
Me- bitch tell me now, before I kick you.
MU- Jesus! Well have you seen the movie about a farmer that makes really good beef jerky and it's so good people would come from miles to get it. Even spend the night to get some. Well when people did spend the night the farmer would throw them in a pit and force them to eat until they were really fat and then he would make jerky outta them...
Me-... no Maurice I can't say I have seen that movie...
MU- well it scared me when I was a little kid cu I thought my grandma wanted to eat me... so I kinda stopped eating altogether...
Me- let me get this straight - you stopped eating because u thought your Grandma was fattening you up to eat you?
MU- WELL she was always like- YOU HAVE to eat it - or you can't leave the table- and I didn't understand why it was such a big deal so I thought it was because she wanted me to be fat...
ME- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA that 's the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire existence... OMG!!!!
MU- ... I can't believe you want to be a psychologist... you would just laugh at the patients Rae.
Me- (Still laughing) OH my JESUS!! I need to get on that diet!!! Someone needs to fatten me up - SOMEMORE and threaten to eat me so I'll be too scared to eat!!!

Big Hands Big_________
(whispering to Maurice in English)
Me- OMG Romark is so fine!
MU- interesting
Me- he smells so good! God I love me some Jamaicans! He has these big hands..
MU- big hands? What?
Me- what?
MU- you nasty
Me- WHAT?
MU- talking about the man's hands like that!
Me- I wasn't meaning...
MU- OKAY
Me- (yells in frustration) I was not implying he has a big dick- MY GOD!
Class:......
Teacher.... Rachael?
Me- damn you maurice




*Am I the Anti-Christ? Are you?*

This is a warning to all the Jesus freaks if you get all touchy about religion - kiss my ass and go read the bible.

I'm atheist- although I practice w/ my family Christmas and Hanukkah- I dun believe in any of that mess so yeah..

I was in art class and found a huge picture of Jesus's face so I cut out the eyes and mouth and was walking around pretending I was Jesus (I do NOT recommend this) I was giving prophecies and committing Blasphemy and all that mess all the while but at the time it was the funniest thing I have ever done in my life- (besides the time I humped a Jesus statue) Well ever since then I am jinxed...

Let me tell you about all the shit that happened after this:
1. I broke my glasses and lost a lense.
2. got a freaking eye infection
3. my turtle almost died


all mind you on the same damn day. At first I was afraid
I was petrified
At first I was afraid ...


I was petrified
I kept thinking I could never live without you
By my side
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you've done me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to get along
And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you
Here without that look upon your face
I should have changed that fucking lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me
Well now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around
Now, you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I,
I will survive
Yeah
As Long as I know how to love,
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give


I will survive,
I will survive

Umm yeah sorry about that... had to bust up in this bizznits w/ a song just remember do not pretend you are Jesus and tell people they are going to rot in the VD infested firey pits of hell.... That is all..


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