The Way of the Neutral Psycho
by KTE the Pikashoe, a prime example of a Neutral Psycho

Things to Know

The Golden Rule of the Neutral Psycho: Maintain a safe, insanely peaceful life for Neutral Psychokind.

Neutral Psycho Motto: Making good and evil into neutrality never looked so moderate in difficulty.

Neutral Psycho Code: Avoid conflict unless you are in danger and keep your cool.

Good Psycho Goal: To stay completely separate from any other group and live in an insane peace.


The Rules of the Neutral Psycho

Golden Rule: Maintain a safe, insanely peaceful life for Neutral Psychokind.

Rule #1: If a Neutral Psycho is in danger and is forced to kick ass, that Neutral Psycho must do it well.

Rule #2: Mind your own business unless there is a clear benefit in not doing so.

Rule #3: Do anything to subdue an attacker except kill when there are other options available. If killing is absolutely necessary, properly dispose of attacker remains.

Rule #4: Provide well for yourself and other Neutral Psychos.

Rule #5: Do not die in vain (or at least have some awesome last words).


The Commandments

Thou Shall Never Be Antagonistic

Thou Shall Be As Kind As Possible

Thou Shall Hate Only People Who Mean To Cause Harm To Us

Thou Shall Fight Only The Evilly Sane Offensively

Thou Shall Be Considerate To Friends

Thou Shall Be Insane Except In Times Of Grief

Thou Shall Be Always Neutral Yet Never Stubborn

Thou Shall Be On Good Terms With Good and Evil Psychos

Thou Shall Not Go Out Of One's Way To Do Anything

And finally:

Thou Shall Live An Enjoyable Life


History of the Neutral Psychos

Neutral Psychos have no clear-cut leader and no definable time of conception. They simply exist as they are, living what can be sometimes described as a mentally nomadic existance, moodily drifting about throughout their lives.

Neutral Psychos interact in a somewhat limited way with others, including their own kind, unless there is some great purpose for it. The survival of Neutral Psychokind is valued highly and is about the only thing they may ever fight for.

Neutral Psychos are mostly left alone by people, so it is necessary for them to interact with people to build relationships of any kind with others. They are known as peaceful in an insane way and as such can be strangely sympathetic, making them the perfect type of people to talk to when in need of advice. However, they will never join anyone's side for any reason.


The Motto

Making good and evil into neutrality never looked so moderate in
difficulty. - KTE the Pikashoe, July 20, 2002


The Code

Avoid conflict unless you are in danger and keep your cool.

This code is simply in existance to make life easier and to keep the Neutral Psychos from jeopardizing their neutrality. It was made to protect Neutral Psychos and ward off other groups seeking Neutral Psychos to join them. This rule does NOT apply to the Evilly Sane, a group considered a mere obstacle to Neutral Psychos. Most of them choose to just avoid them regardless of the allowed exception, though.


The Weapons

Staff - A typical wooden stick used as a weapon, it is perfect for defense and also works well to knock attackers out.

The Body - The flesh, bone, and muscle of a Neutral Psycho trained in the ways of self-defense. A Neutral Psycho is ideally more than adequate in a fight involving no other weaponry.


The Purpose

To be Insane
To be Neutral
To defend our own kind
To be friendly to Good and Evil Psychos
To mind our own business
To fight (optionally) the Evilly Sane


The Goal

To stay completely separate from any other group and live in an insane peace.


Our Hero

Nomadic peoples


Definition of an Evil One

The Evilly Sane are Evil Ones by general Psycho definition. They can be attacked by Neutral Psychos if they want to. Evilly Sane people are also known as Bitches.

This is the end of the Way of the Neutral Psycho v1.0