*A/N: I purposely made this.it wasn't like I did it when I was sleep walking or anything, I know it's kinda stupid and not really funny, but somehow I felt like I needed to livin' my writing up a little bit, I haven't done that in such a long time.*falls out of wheelchair* ok ok, well, here it is! ENJOY!*



The super-dooper-way-mixed-up-QUOTIES!

Nikki: Hey hey hey! You're here! Well, welcome my fair reader! *Holds up a pack of cards* here, pick a card! Any card! *Looks away as reader picks card, looks at it, and puts it back in pile* thank you thank you.*shuffles cards* Now, was your card..this one! *pulls out card and shows it to reader* *reader shakes head 'no'* oh umm..was it.this card! *pulls out another card* *reader shakes head 'no'* *gets frustrated* was it this card! *pulls out another card* *reader shakes head harder 'no'* DARN IT! THEN WHAT CARD WAS IT! *Reader takes pile of cards, flips through it a little, and then holds up a card* *sweat drop* there's no such card! *reader shrugs* *takes card* I have never in my life seen a 99 of hearts! Well, oh well, lets get started shall we!

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Shady: Is it just me or is it a little hot in here. Satan: It's just you.

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Micca: Do you eat bean bread? Cho-cho: bean bread? What the heck is bean bread! Micca: bread with beans in it.

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King of Air: You can't escape me! I have 'hind-vision!' Aimee: Well congratulations to you and your magical butt!

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Fred: Here Shaggy! Here boy! Com'er dog! Shaggy: I am NOT A DOG! I'M A GOD! Fred: Well, yeah you are, if you spell god backwards you get dog.

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Alexia: Hey April! Does my butt look big to you? April: No more than usual.

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Geo: *points to wall and whispers* what's that? Fore: *whispers back* a wall.

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Todd: My mom told me not to talk to strangers! Strangers: It's the name isn't it.?

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Kat: Can you say 'retard'?! Jim: "Kat"

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Chela: My butt! My beautiful butt! Kim: you mean your face?

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Psychologist: Look deep inside yourself my dear Vern: EWW! Isn't it gross and bloody inside me?

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Doctor: Patience is a virtue Kid: yeah! And so is my foot up your a** if you don't hurry up! Doctor: that's a bad thing to say! Kid: So is your face but am I complaining! Doctor: where do you get this stuff!? Kid: Your mom.

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Linguist: He said "Your mom lost a lot of weight" Darl: Well, uh.she's still fat as a cow.

*That is all I have, I NEED SOME MORE THAT I CAN ADD! IF YOU HAVE ANY THAT YOU THOUGHT UP PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME THROUGH EMAIL OR Instant Message ME THROUGH Aol Instant Messenger! My s/n's are NikoreBinsentsu and Rainbowbaby119, don't put them in your Reviews, cuse that ruins the whole point of putting it in my story dontcha think? WELL, GIMME MORE AND I'LL ADD!*