While In France

I once went to Paris
It was mighty cool
Except for the public bathrooms
They scared me out the wazoo
I tried to avoid those as much as possible
But when you gotta go, ya gotta go
I shuddered as I put my money in the slot
Out came a ticket, I think it was my recite
The restaurant bathrooms weren't to bad
Just a little expensive
But the those Johnny on the Spots gave me the willies
You had ten minutes to do you're business
Then the door flies open, for all the world to see
You better get out quick
Or the cleaning machine will surely give you the slip