Dedicated to all the guys I like and all the guys I'll ever like.

Summary: This song is about some of the guys I've fallen for and why it would NEVER work out.

Double-X

God dammit, I've done it again
I like a guy, but he likes men
Awesome hair and a way cool smile
Wears all black and has kick-ass style
Fake leather coat and spiked top hat
Dance Ensemble, what's up with that?
Evan and Greg, and then there's Cade
At this rate, I'll never get laid

Big brown eyes, skinny little arms
Sneak a little kiss, what's the harm?
The best dancer in the whole school
Should have seen it, I'm such a tool
Evan, I've liked you since 8th grade
I can't believe you're fucking gay

Sorry, guys - I'm a double-X
All I want is a little sex

God dammit, I've done it again
I like a guy, but he likes men
Awesome hair and a way cool smile
Wears all black and has kick-ass style
Fake leather coat and spiked top hat
Dance Ensemble, what's up with that?
Evan and Greg, and then there's Cade
At this rate, I'll never get laid

He dressed in drag, stole traffic cones
Stole my heart, then got fucking stoned
Couldn't help it, but he was bi
I got jealous of every guy
Should have stuck with chasing the straight
But I like Greg and it's too late

Sorry, guys - I'm a double-X
All I want is a little sex

God dammit, I've done it again
I like a guy, but he likes men
Awesome hair and a way cool smile
Wears all black and has kick-ass style
Fake leather coat and spiked top hat
Dance Ensemble, what's up with that?
Evan and Greg, and then there's Cade
At this rate, I'll never get laid

Happy birthday, Cade - you're eighteen
Hottest guy I've ever seen
I really liked him, he liked me
Purely platonic, brotherly
I fell for Cade, and I fell fast
Love keeps raping me up the ass
(No vaseline, baby!)

Sorry, guys - I'm a double-X
All I want is a little sex

God dammit, I've done it again
I like a guy, but he likes men
Awesome hair and a way cool smile
Wears all black and has kick-ass style
Fake leather coat and spiked top hat
Dance Ensemble, what's up with that?
Evan and Greg, and then there's Cade
At this rate, I'll never get laid!