Author's Note: That's rriiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttt! The Mystical Penguin is back! Just so you, the reader, know: The Mystical Penguin stories are not written to the best of my ability. It's just a goofy story that I type up with little to no thought when I'm in the most bizarre of moods. If you are someone who hasn't read I Am The Mystical Penguin then please read it as you may be quite confused. You'll see what I mean after you read it. The Mystical Penguin's Predictions is also a joyous read but it won't help you at all with the plot in this story. Read both, only then can your safety be promised. Both are short and sweet.

Disclaimer: Penguins were not my idea. The word 'idea' was not my idea. I didn't come up with the notion of disclaimers. I have a headache.

Rating: This story is rated PG-13. Penguintal guidance is suggested. This story is not recommended for firemen, cucumbers, or fruit bats as it contains some Mystical Penguin haters. The number 13 is just there because.

The Good, The Bad, and the Mystical

Sequel to: I Am The Mystical Penguin

You and the Mystical Penguin enter the new story and look around for the Malicious Panther. He cannot be seen anywhere.

This new story is set in a very different place. You and the Mystical Penguin are no longer on My Home Planet. Now you areā€¦

Now it's time for a commercial break. We'll get back to The Good, The Bad, and the Mystical when next I feel like writing it.