A Cat's Mind

I am the most important one here.
Me in my fantastic fur coat.
Look at me, I'm sitting at your feet.
You are so gullible, you people.
You answer my every beck and call.
All I have to do is roll over in my sleep,
and you think 'oh, how cute!'
I don't even have to work for food,
it is always waiting in the morning.
You know I just play to amuse you, right?
I mean, come on, that mouse looks so fake.
When I want attention I just brush your legs,
raise my voice and look adorable.
I even find your lap a great place to sleep.
Listen to me purr and relax,
I'll keep your lap warm for awhile.
Honestly, I just let you think you own me,
but in reality it is I that owns YOU.