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Anihyr Moonstar
probably break a hip or something.

It means he's had years (and years, and years, and years, and-) POINT: lots of practice. He's probably amazing in bed; you're just jelly.

9/21/2012 #91
Anihyr Moonstar
NO IN A ELF THONG :DDDDD

Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS!

9/21/2012 #92
Highway Unicorn
I swear, though, embarrassing as this is to admit, Legolas was, honestly, the first time I ever saw someone come on to my TV screen that instantly made me go: O______________O /dowant

Well, he was one of my first crushes...but way later after the movie came out cause I was like six when it was in the theater

9/21/2012 #93
Highway Unicorn
It means he's had years (and years, and years, and years, and-) POINT: lots of practice. He's probably amazing in bed; you're just jelly.

He so old dat he cum magical dust :D

9/21/2012 #94
Anihyr Moonstar
cause I was like six when it was in the theater

I don't remember when I saw the first one...hmmm. I'm only four years older than you, but I don't think I could have possibly been as young as ten when I first saw it. XD

9/21/2012 #95
Anihyr Moonstar
He so old dat he cum magical dust :D

*crusty cum mental image*

...

GAG. T___T

Does it mean I get preggers with fairy babbehs? 8D

9/21/2012 #96
Highway Unicorn
Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS!

Fuck yeah! :D gunna grunt like a walrus andyou'll...meow like a kitty? But dem neighbors nOT gunna get a lick of sleep!

9/21/2012 #97
Anihyr Moonstar
andyou'll...meow like a kitty?

I seem to vaguely recall being told that MOOing amidst the throes of passion was sexy...

9/21/2012 #98
Anihyr Moonstar

I can go for mewing, too, though.

9/21/2012 #99
Anihyr Moonstar

Maybe throw in a few QUACKs for variety.

9/21/2012 #100
Highway Unicorn
Does it mean I get preggers with fairy babbehs? 8D

Yes. And of course he'll deny being the father, and you'll have to take him to Maury

9/21/2012 #101
Anihyr Moonstar

You know, spice things up.

9/21/2012 #102
Anihyr Moonstar

The neighbors will think we're into bestiality and/or tending Old Mickey D's farm.

9/21/2012 #103
Anihyr Moonstar
And of course he'll deny being the father

But Gandalf is a responsible man. :( HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO ME???

9/21/2012 #104
Highway Unicorn

yea yeah! Moo for me baby, fucking MOO! :D

9/21/2012 #105
Anihyr Moonstar

Mooooo-OOOOOOOO-oooooh!!!!!

9/21/2012 #106
Anihyr Moonstar

oink

9/21/2012 #107
VelvetyCheerio
Ohhhh, bby. We are gonna ROCK THE HOUSE TONIGHT. Or the bed, anyway. No one will get any sleep due to the MELODIOUS ECHO OF OUR monkeygrunting LOOOOVE CHORUS!

XD

I didn't read the books til I was at least 13. and then I watched the first movie three years later on TV, lol. I am always late to the party.

9/21/2012 #108
Anihyr Moonstar

oink, oink

9/21/2012 #109
Highway Unicorn
But Gandalf is a responsible man. :( HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO ME???

Because, Saroman is his hubby and doesn't know about you two yet! D;

9/21/2012 #110
Highway Unicorn
Mooooo-OOOOOOOO-oooooh!!!!!

Oh,ohhhhh god! *magical dust cum*

9/21/2012 #111
Anihyr Moonstar
Because, Saroman is his hubby

lol, true

Isn't the actor that plays Gandalf gay anyway?

9/21/2012 #112
Anihyr Moonstar
Oh,ohhhhh god! *magical dust cum*

Great, now I'm preggers with YOUR fairy baby. And WE HAVE WITNESSES. There will be no denying that you're the fathe- er...mother. Other mother.

9/21/2012 #113
Highway Unicorn
lol, true

Isn't the actor that plays Gandalf gay anyway?

I think so

9/21/2012 #114
Highway Unicorn
Great, now I'm preggers with YOUR fairy baby. And WE HAVE WITNESSES. There will be no denying that you're the fathe- er...mother. Other mother.

Damn it, can't afford another baby!

How will we tell our kid that we're not only lovers, but we're also twins?!

9/21/2012 #115
Anihyr Moonstar
Damn it, can't afford another baby!

Who had your first baby?? T___T

How will we tell our kid that we're not only lovers, but we're also twins?!

O.O

We...

Won't tell. *shifty eyes*

9/21/2012 #116
Carus

I got the work placement guys!! :D

Now I just need to go charity shop shopping for vaguely acceptable clothing.

9/21/2012 #117
Highway Unicorn
Who had your first baby?? T___T

Luke. Got him pregger up the butt, cause as you know, men have wombs up there. XD

Won't tell. *shifty eyes*

Le Gasp! Secrets! From our own baby! D:

9/21/2012 #118
Anihyr Moonstar
Luke. Got him pregger up the butt, cause as you know, men have wombs up there. XD

Your vagina is amazingly talented to have accomplished this. /in awe

9/21/2012 #119
Anihyr Moonstar
Le Gasp! Secrets! From our own baby! D:

Okay, okay, we'll tell it...

When it's ready...

9/21/2012 #120
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