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This is just as bad as spamming, y'all know that, right?

12/18/2008 #2,971

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

12/18/2008 #2,972

I agree with Cae, except it's worse than spam IMHO.

Like it'll change a damn thing, tho'! XD

12/18/2008 #2,973
Lyssa Lunatique

Well, the whole forum is implying sexual comments, so why not make use of it? haha

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

eheheheheheheh I love it! Except I would use guy...

12/18/2008 #2,974


Have the pick-up lines you have won't work for ya, Lyssa...

12/18/2008 #2,975
Engineer of Words

It's too bad you're still alive, else I'd shag you all night long.

12/18/2008 #2,976

I'm taking notes :D

12/18/2008 #2,977

and i'm here too

12/18/2008 #2,978

Heh. Melon, you're getting lines from girls....


Hey, Bo!!

12/18/2008 . Edited 12/18/2008 #2,979

@ Aberlemmo: Hahah, nice (;


Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

12/18/2008 #2,980
Lyssa Lunatique

Lol Aber..

@Cae: I know, but they're still funny, heeh

Roses are red, candlelight flickers, after the meal, it's off with the knickers.

12/18/2008 #2,981

heh. I like that one, Lyssa.

omg. Ever heard the song, Coming Home by City & Colour? if not, look it up. Dallas Green= delish voice. Lead singer of Alexisonfire. It's his acoustic band...

12/18/2008 #2,982


How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized??

12/18/2008 #2,983
Engineer of Words

12/18/2008 #2,984
Lyssa Lunatique

Bond... James Bond.

^ Greatest pickup line ever.

12/18/2008 #2,985

Pick up lines are getting boring without our hubbies/wifeys.

12/18/2008 #2,986
Engineer of Words

Gobs has a fair point.


12/18/2008 #2,987
Lyssa Lunatique

A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."

12/18/2008 #2,988

i say we fire the heavy artillery

12/18/2008 #2,989

And with a couple of these, I bet I could get the list mentioned....


com'ere break....

12/18/2008 #2,990

Agreed, besides...

Anymore corny pick up lines, and I may be tempted to try them out on my vacationing roomie...

12/18/2008 #2,991
Irresistible Apple

Aww you guys... :(

12/18/2008 #2,992
Lyssa Lunatique

Save your roomie's sanity.

I hope you like coffee.. because I always have Folgers in my Cup.

12/18/2008 #2,993

Did you know, that when I turn 29, my bday will be 3/23/23


12/18/2008 #2,994

Why do women wear mini skirts and/or tube tops? And then yell at guys when they peek up/down said apparel?

Though, she does have a nice butt... but she's not in a miniskirt...

12/18/2008 #2,995

@ Lys: Both Cae and Uke beat you there.

They were poking fun at mine and Jake's height XD

12/18/2008 #2,996
Irresistible Apple

Someone told me today that I made them "soft around the edges" but I only heard the "soft" part...hehe...

12/18/2008 #2,997

Poor Core...

That'd be a real insult, IMO...

12/18/2008 #2,998
Lyssa Lunatique

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Hheehehe okay that was one of my last ones.

12/18/2008 #2,999


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