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later, uke...

12/23/2008 #31

@Lemur: Damn...XD

@Cae: Just joking...

12/23/2008 #32
Engineer of Words

Good night, Scion.


12/23/2008 . Edited 12/23/2008 #33

didn't say anything...

12/23/2008 #34
Engineer of Words

Cae, did you notice I dropped some RH-exclusive hints in there?

Four year exile?

Four years?


12/23/2008 #35

yup... i saw it...

12/23/2008 #36
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I think I got a good idea for a Roadhouse story.

You guys are all trapped in a fortified city besieged by the Forces of Darkness, led by Star, and the Kings of the Mountains, led by me, and you're desperately hoping that the Knights of Death, led by VM, have heard of your plight and are coming to your aide. Hilarity and spoofification insue.

12/23/2008 #37

that'd be pretty epic, Davi...

12/23/2008 #38
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Essentially, it's just a really over-the-top parody of Lord of the Rings and Excalibur, kinda like Monty Python and the Holy Grain only less . . . British.

12/23/2008 #39


That'd be cool.

12/23/2008 #40
Engineer of Words


That'd be one for the comic annals of RH stories.

12/23/2008 #41
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Especially when Gobs is brought in for trial as a witch . . .

"I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!"

"But you are dressed as one."


One more word for signal token, whistle out a marching tune . . . with your pike upon your shoulder at the rising of the moon . . . At the rising of the moon, at the rising of the moon . . . with your pike upon your shoulder at the rising of the moon . . .

One good thing can be said about five hundred years of war and oppression: You end up with some damn good music.

12/23/2008 #42

Gobs as a witch....

Nice touch...

12/23/2008 #43
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"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood?"

"And therefore . . ."


"But you forget; the author never included ducks in this universe."

"Oh, b***."

12/23/2008 #44

Oh... that's.... bwahahahhaha. That's a good one, Davi...

heheheh. Never included ducks.

12/23/2008 #45
Engineer of Words


Very nice, hope you go through with that one, man.

I'm off, in any case.


12/23/2008 #46

later, Dee

12/23/2008 #47
Violent Messiah

"...and you're desperately hoping that the Knights of Death, led by VM..." made of pure win. -=x

12/23/2008 #48
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I thought so. I also thought that Star commanding the Forces of Darkness was a pretty good pick.

I decided not to include the Knights of Death with the Forces of Darkness because death as a force isn't really good or evil, it just is; kind of a Morrigan/Hades sorta thing as opposed to a Goddess Hel sorta thing.

Man, I have so many frikkin' ideas I'm prob'ly never gonna get around to writing.

12/23/2008 #49
Violent Messiah

I hope this moves up the list of things to do. So far out of all the RH ideas, that one sounds most like me. Somewhere in the gray...-=x

12/23/2008 #50

still cool to have those ideas...

Damn... pushed to the next page.

In the name of... rain hitting the windows on a sunday morning.

12/23/2008 . Edited 12/23/2008 #51
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*whew* . . . just copied a longass speech from Wikisource onto the Roadhouse Stage topic. But somebody had to.


Thank God I have this place to voice my ideas . . . otherwise I'd have to actually go to the trouble of writing them down . . .

12/23/2008 #52

wonder where everyone ran off to...


12/23/2008 . Edited 12/23/2008 #53
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I think I just figured out the perfect way to end Ghost Dance . . .

It'll be a long chapter . . . better get to work . . .

12/23/2008 #54
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Hey, everybody, check out this video:

It's got lots of out-of-context scenes of people getting shot from the Micheal Collins movie set to Dominic Behan's "The Patriot Game".

12/23/2008 #55


I was watching bits of Funny Games. Wow.

12/23/2008 #56
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I found a link to this HIRARIOUS Twilight parody on Livejournal (I've never actually read Twilight or seen the movie and I try to stay away from parodies of stuff I haven't read or seen [somebody has to have some integrity around here] but this seemed too good to pass up), and while I've never actually READ Twilight, so far it seems like an extremely convoluted pantomime of my life a few months ago.


"BELLA: I notice that boys see me differently here. I bet it’s because I’m new and interesting and they think my only character flaw of being clumsy is actually not a flaw at all but cute and endearing. I kind of prefer being ignored, though... crap, two boys want me, my life SUCKS!"

That's just plain uncanny.


Oh, Star's here? SPLENDUFEROUS!

12/23/2008 . Edited 12/23/2008 #57
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. . . .

So, yeah, the above.

12/23/2008 #58

Hey, ND! You still there?

12/23/2008 #59

If I'm alone, I shall spam so that I can have my convo topic...

12/23/2008 #60
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