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Charactarantula

b***.

1/28/2009 . Edited 7/18/2009 #1
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Yes! Hot damn, babe.

STATS

First Poolhouse: Over 3 months

Second Poolhouse: Just under 2 months.

Third Poolhouse: Exactly 16 days

Fourth Poolhouse: 23-29 makes 6 days... O_O

Fifth Poolhouse: 29- 10 ... 11 days...

Sixth Poolhouse: 10-23 Just over 12 Days

Seventh Poolhouse: 23-4th Just over 12 Days

Eighth Poolhouse: 04-18 14 Days

Ninth Poolhouse: The 17th - 28th... 11 Days... Keep it up, people ! =p

1/28/2009 . Edited 1/28/2009 #2
Aero's Twin

Ha.

Congratulations Jake!

I want number 11. XD

1/28/2009 #3
Engineer of Words

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

1/28/2009 #4
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

HAH!

Jake is so much more winsome. *sticks tongue out*

1/28/2009 #5
Nolonegrusedaccount

On the stats?

It seems that we have a surge and ebb effect here.

Odd. More examination and research is necessary to reach a more definite conclusion.

1/28/2009 #6
Aero's Twin

I finished my test just in time to get the next to last post aha.

You guys blew through those pages fast...

1/28/2009 #7
Engineer of Words

I still want you to suck my balls, Scion.

XD

Just kidding.

1/28/2009 #8
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

I conclude: The pervier the perv-offs, the less days we take...

Also helps to have Kya here =p

1/28/2009 #9
Aero's Twin

Sooo Gobs...

You wanna try to shoot for 10 days this time?

1/28/2009 #10
Nolonegrusedaccount

For those of you who like women with any piercings but one on each ear?

Go f--k a gun barrel.

I like my women with more flesh than shrapnel, thank you kindly.

Besides, fewer infections + heart attacks equals more sex for longer periods.

1/28/2009 #11
Bayroot

New one huh...

1/28/2009 #12
Charactarantula

SCREW YOU UKE

BELLY RINGS 4 EVA

1/28/2009 #13
Aero's Twin

Hey Ukibear i only have one hole in each ear.

1/28/2009 #14
Nolonegrusedaccount

@Jake: If you're more worried about looks than a woman's health, then woopie.

I, however, am not like that.

Thanks. -_-

//edit

@Xerox: Good. Keep it like that.

The fewer heart attacks the better. MY TAX DOLLARS WILL NOT GO TO HELP FASHION F*** VICTIMS!!!

1/28/2009 . Edited 1/28/2009 #15
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

o.O

Okay, cause I was going to get a barbell through my tongue...

1/28/2009 #16
Engineer of Words

Scion's going to have a hole in his head at this rate.

1/28/2009 #17
Nolonegrusedaccount

I love the Medical Journals...

Research has found that more people are having infections plus heart attacks, and this is all thanks to the piercings that they've gotten.

Health is faaaaaaar more important than looks, goddamn it.

1/28/2009 #18
Engineer of Words

It is our right as citizens of whatever country we live in to be asinine within legal parameters.

^_^

1/28/2009 #19
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

I still stand firmly that I want a barbell through my tongue.

Making out would be a problem, though...

1/28/2009 #20
Nolonegrusedaccount

@Lee: O_O

I'd be surprised at any actual adult being okay with knowing that poor people, while unable to pay for their family's food (My youngest sister is actually included in this) can go out, get piercings, and then when they go to the hospital because of some infection get all the help for free under some f--ked up bill that pays for their visit courtesy of our tax dollars.

//edit

HEY! MY TAX DOLLARS MUST GO TO PAY FOR THE GODDAMN POLITICIAN'S KID'S VISIT TO A SEX RANCH!!!

I WANT MY TAX DOLLARS SPENT THAT WISELY!!! XDD

1/28/2009 . Edited 1/28/2009 #21
Bayroot

Hardly. I know girls with toungue rings, apparently it makes the make-out session more intense...

1/28/2009 #22
Nolonegrusedaccount

I'm suprised Vegas' citizens haven't gone out and shot their local leaders yet. -_-

I'd have to, if I had such asinine leaders as these...

1/28/2009 #23
Engineer of Words

I want my tax dollars spent on needless war profiteering and free paychecks to lazy motherfucks who have no decency!

1/28/2009 #24
Nolonegrusedaccount

Apparently, this woman on TV isn't that hard up for money.

She has enough f--king shrapnel in her head, stomach and most likely other parts of the body that she could, if she was actually an adult sell it all for money to feed her supposedly starving children...

F--k.

I don't even live here, and they're driving me insane!!!

H.E.L.P M.E

//edit

@Lee: Agreed!!

Spend it on useless things we wholesome types can enjoy with the kids for many years to come!! XD

1/28/2009 . Edited 1/28/2009 #25
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

I think you're supposed to allow at least a 2 month - 6 month period for it to heal properly before swapping fluids. Erugh.

1/28/2009 #26
Bayroot

What if she pierced herself?

1/28/2009 #27
Engineer of Words

Actually, one lower.

I want my money spent on...

Hair care. For Rod Blagojevich's hair.

XD

I'm out for now, dinner time.

Catch you guys later.

1/28/2009 #28
TheMonomaniacalGoblin

Later, Dee...

Still really want that barbell... It's going to get 100% infected, though. No doubt it about. =p

1/28/2009 #29
Nolonegrusedaccount

@Krow: My rant's still valid.

She can still sell her piercings.

Plus, if she cannot feed her children, she shouldn't be piercing herself in the first place.

Hell, if she even has children, she shouldn't be piercing herself.

Vanity will be the death of this blasted country...

In Soviet America, You F--k Bush! XD

//edit

@Lee: Adios!

I'll most likely be outta here by the time yo ucome back, dude!

1/28/2009 . Edited 1/28/2009 #30
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