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AK: Avada Kedavra. A phrase coined by the lovely Isca, who also gets full credit for the creation of this thread.

Here is a place to list out all of the people and/or things you would like to wipe off the face of this world, and if you are so inclined, state your reasons for wanting to do so. It is a place where you can vent and be relieved of your stress.

Squid's Edit: --- Witness The Power

2/28/2010 . Edited by skyward squidly squee, 3/18/2010 #1

1. Isky's father

7/15/2010 #2
May Elizabeth

-AKs Isky's father into infinity-

7/15/2010 #3

And beyond!

7/15/2010 #4
Psycho Paradox

My Vagina

Someone needs to punch and or fist me in it.

8/24/2010 #5


California Gurls. ENOUGH SAID.

"That's What She Said" jokes.

Fragile's father.

8/24/2010 #6
skyward squidly squee

While I can't bring myself to off the jokes there, I'll happily AK a Katy Perry song along with elongated ellipses, and perhaps a parental unit.

1. Scratches on CDs. 2. Being too busy. 3. Stupid hair dye. 4. The fact that I just sold $20 in movies for $2.67 before I realized how terribly I was getting ripped off.

8/25/2010 #7

Mosquitos!!!! D:

8/29/2010 #8

The heat. The hot weather. The sun. Hell on earth. Whatever you want to call it, Isky needs it to be AK'ed in the ass. Right nao.

8/29/2010 #9

-Obligingly AK's hot weather- I'm afraid the AK-ing of the ass is best left to Doc, m'dear. 83

8/29/2010 #10


And Isky, where I am, it's *drumroll please*


107 degrees. That's right. ONE-OH-SEVEN. With humidity. Last week we made it to 116.

8/29/2010 #11

-Isky cannot respond to this topic. She has morphed into a massive pool of green beams on the floor due to the heat. Please leave a message at the tone. Beep-

8/30/2010 #12

AK this Weichert Realtors add that pops up EVERY SINGLE TIME I go to a new page!

8/30/2010 #13
skyward squidly squee

Lyllyth, that can be done. At the top go to Extras -- Ad Blocker, and ads will be blocked for three days.

8/30/2010 #14
Psycho Paradox

-Obligingly AK's hot weather- I'm afraid the AK-ing of the ass is best left to Doc, m'dear. 83

Better recognize.

8/30/2010 #15

Can someone AK impossible communication-systems for me?

9/12/2010 #16

*AK's into oblivion* There you go.

My choir uniform. *headdesk* IT NEEDS SOME GREEN BEAMS!!!

9/14/2010 #17

Isky's sore throat. -sad face-

9/15/2010 #18
May Elizabeth

-AKs Isky's sore throat-

Reaper needs to be AK'd so badly in spades. Mhm. :)

9/17/2010 #19

What happened, May?

9/17/2010 #20
May Elizabeth

Cyne: This is from my personal LJ two hours after our friendship ended:

Kim completely ended our friendship like two hours ago, and I'm just devastated, and in shock. I am done with her, with this bullshit, with everything to do with her. She will crawl back, because she is a fucking leech, and knows or even thinks she still has that hold on me, she will use it. I am DONE. She put me through hell, and I let her, but now is the time to move on. I give every single one of you on my f-list the right to smack some sense into me if I even THINK it will be okay to even TALK to her again.

My moods are a bit insane right now. I tend to go from crying to calm to laughing to in shock, and i'm just so tired, but i've reached the end of my chain with her. Fuck her, and fuck all this bullshit she put me through. I AM DONE.

She ended our friendship over SKYPE of all things. The end of our convo below. I'll be honest i intially begged her to stay as my best friend, but now i realize what a fool, blah, blah, blah. Linsey is the first girl she cheated on me with, and is one of my best friends now. I actually used to hate her. Vlad is Kim, and I'm Krystle lol:

[5:10:02 PM] Vlad: no and im done argueing good bye krystle

[5:10:04 PM] Krystle: i know deep down, you don't want to do this

[5:10:45 PM] Vlad: ive wanted to do this for a looong time your only hope was my gf being nice

[5:10:55 PM] Krystle: that's not true

[5:11:04 PM] Vlad: oh it is so true

[5:11:07 PM] Vlad: you have no idea

[5:11:28 PM] Krystle: goodbye kim, i will miss you, and maybe one day it will be okay

[5:14:01 PM] Vlad: you know what before i leave

[5:14:18 PM] Vlad: you should read linseys logs she gave you

[5:15:15 PM] Vlad: because shes absolutly right when she told you that i was using you to make her jealous

[5:15:22 PM] Krystle: okay

[5:15:33 PM] Krystle: you can't kill me more than you just did now, anyway

[5:15:50 PM] Vlad: thats what you think

[5:15:55 PM] Vlad: but ill stop

[5:16:02 PM] Krystle: i'll find out anyway

[5:16:13 PM] Krystle: goodbye

[5:16:27 PM] Vlad: i never loved you it was always about linsey

[5:16:33 PM] Krystle: i know

[5:16:40 PM] Krystle: deep down i always knew

[5:16:45 PM] Krystle: thanks for the closure

[5:16:54 PM] Vlad: no prob

[5:17:18 PM] Krystle: i guess this is the end

[5:17:35 PM] Vlad: yea it is

[5:17:45 PM] Vlad: the game was fun while it lasted

[5:17:51 PM] Krystle: i guess this is what shock feels like

[5:17:55 PM] Krystle: yeah, it was


9/17/2010 . Edited 9/17/2010 #21


*AK's this Kim bitch to infinity and beyond* *hands May a bouquet of daisies* Wash your hands of that toxic piece of crap. You're so much better away.

9/17/2010 #22
May Elizabeth

Thanks Fragile. ♥ ((hugs))

9/17/2010 #23

Do you see this? Yeah, the freaky thing right over here? No, of course you don't see it. But that freaky thing you can't see is my TRANSCENDENT, UNEARTHLY WRATH. And it will dump fucking mountains of fury upon the heads of those who evoke it. Kim just got pancaked and served to Hades in a fucking SPOON, because there was too much bodily fluid to do it on a platter.

I would AK her ass too, but Fragile already has that covered. -Nods in satisfaction-

9/17/2010 #24

Cyne: 50 points for being wrathful. Let it all out, babe. :)

Isky is still ill. Isky woke up with a bloody nose [and her bedsheets are white]. -sad face on the maja-

9/18/2010 #25

Is it the cold again, Isky?

9/18/2010 #26

Cyne: Indeed. It's the cold. Or the flu. Or whatever kind of plague has taken over Isky's body lol.

9/18/2010 #27
May Elizabeth

Cyne: Thanks, my dear. ((hugs)) ♥

Isky: Ugh, feel better soon.

9/19/2010 #28

-highfives Cyne and looks badass-

-AK's Isky germs and passes her bowl of soup and tissues- Poor lovely. Try osessilium, it works wonders.

9/19/2010 #29

What's "osessilium"? -wheezing cough- -sniffle- -sigh-

9/19/2010 #30
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