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Kirrithian

*Is slightly surprised that Sting still has a head after it has been kicked by Chuck Norris.*

6/6/2009 #871
Kirrithian

Or is that what the mop is for? Something to keep the head on the body before it's sewn back on?

6/6/2009 #872
clandestinedownpour

it's put directly on my face to soak up blood. i ran out of towels.

6/6/2009 #873
Kirrithian

The mops been on the floor! Imagine what sort of crap you'd be putting on your face!

6/6/2009 #874
clandestinedownpour

my face is bleeding to the extent that the blood needs to be controlled by a mop. lack of hygiene is hardly a concern.

6/6/2009 #875
clandestinedownpour

what if it was a sterilized mop that i've been saving specifically for the purpose?

6/6/2009 #876
Kirrithian

W**

6/6/2009 #877
clandestinedownpour

lestat says that W** rates an 11 on his what-the-f***-o-meter.

6/6/2009 #878
clandestinedownpour

he also asks dolly to feed chuck norris something vile so that he can be projectile vomited ASAP.

6/6/2009 #879
clandestinedownpour

the humidity is utterly horrendous for his hair.

6/6/2009 . Edited 6/6/2009 #880
clandestinedownpour

my niece just glared at me when i asked her if she wanted a balloon.

6/6/2009 . Edited 6/6/2009 #881
clandestinedownpour

i've just been rejected by a four year old.

6/6/2009 #882
clandestinedownpour

phail. epick phail, rayfer. *cue internal bashing*.

6/6/2009 #883
XxNoImaginationxX

Google chrome is awesome

6/7/2009 #884
XxNoImaginationxX

Sooo much screen space

6/7/2009 #885
XxNoImaginationxX

Definitely helpful for this computer

6/7/2009 #886
XxNoImaginationxX

Tiny screen

6/7/2009 #887
XxNoImaginationxX

Cannot believe her brother-in-law hasnt seen Beauty and the Beast

6/7/2009 #888
XxNoImaginationxX

... then again, he is male

6/7/2009 #889
XxNoImaginationxX

and hasn't seen many normal-type movies

... are all geeks like that?

6/7/2009 #890
clandestinedownpour

opera beats google chrome into tiny metallic shards.

6/7/2009 #891
XxNoImaginationxX

shut up, i have screen space, thats all care about

6/7/2009 . Edited 6/7/2009 #892
XxNoImaginationxX

By the way Rayfer, pleasepleaseplease play the games!!

6/7/2009 #893
clandestinedownpour

ode to spam

people called pam

eat ham

but me

i eat spam

it helps me..........jam

when you put it in the microwave it goes bam

the following torrent of expletives include ***.

6/7/2009 . Edited 6/7/2009 #894
Duckies

Oh no! I'ts a aporkalypse!

6/7/2009 #895
Duckies

How on earth are we going to stop this hamdemic??

6/7/2009 #896
Duckies

I know! We'll use oinkment!

6/7/2009 #897
Duckies

Bahaha xD

6/7/2009 #898
Duckies

I'm hopeless.

6/7/2009 #899
Duckies

.

6/7/2009 #900
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