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*** THIS IS A SPAM THREAD. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SPAM, UNSUBSCRIBE NOW. YE HAVE BEEN WARNED (SPAM). ***

*** SPAM SPAM SPAM ***

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The rules of this thread are simple. The virgin post of each page will be a prompt. This can be anything. Each post on that page must be inspired by, or loosely related to that prompt. Stories, annectodes, dialogue and stream of conscious bull is welcomed. As well as rants, kick-ass song lyrics, and haikus.

Haikus especially.

The prompt for this page is: SPAM!

12/2/2010 #1
A. Gray

Spam, spam,

Can I have some spam?

Toast it, roast it, serve it with cheese. On rice, bun, bread, I want it in my hand!

Spam, spam,

Can I have some please?

12/2/2010 . Edited 12/2/2010 #2
lookingwest

http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png

12/2/2010 #3
Tawny Owl

You can't have spam without Monty Python. I have the song in my head now.

12/3/2010 #4
lookingwest

SPAMALOT.

12/3/2010 #5
lookingwest

http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/0EE75B480E5B450F807117E06219CDA6/spamReg.png

http://ruach.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/alot.jpg

12/3/2010 #6
A. Gray

Body Found Among Spam

Officials say the body was discovered when a Colorado woman was report missing after missing three days of work.

Upon searching the woman's house, police found a second body. Police wouldn't release the names of either persons, but did say that the male body was "Hidden in a basement room along with thousands of cans of spam."

It is unknown at this time how long the male was dead for, but it was discovered that he had been "pieced together using spam to replace the decaying flesh" which was "then covered with wax to give it a life like look, and protect it from the environment," the sheriff reported.

Police are still investigating.

12/3/2010 #7
xenolith

there once was a girl called spam

12/3/2010 #8
Skies.Revolt

Spam I am.

12/3/2010 #9
berley

Spam likes ham.

12/4/2010 #10
xenolith

verily, for I am spam

12/5/2010 #11
xenolith

and have not those soft parts of spam that chamberers have

12/5/2010 #12
xenolith

spam all over the world

12/5/2010 #13
xenolith

in the name, of spam

12/5/2010 #14
xenolith

one night in the name of spam

12/5/2010 #15
xenolith

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my spam

12/5/2010 #16
xenolith

spam me two times baby

12/5/2010 #17
xenolith

you can spam it if your really want it

12/5/2010 #18
xenolith

woah, woah woah sweet spam of mine

12/5/2010 #19
xenolith

I like to spam. I really, really do I like to spam.

12/5/2010 #20
xenolith

for those about to spam, we salute you

12/5/2010 #21
xenolith

my spam just cares for me

12/5/2010 #22
xenolith

got me searching for a heart of spam

12/5/2010 #23
xenolith

don't stop till you get enough (spam)

12/5/2010 #24
xenolith

wo-oooah, this spam is on fire

12/5/2010 #25
Skies.Revolt

There is a spam fan club. You get coupons, new recipes, an e-newsletter, and some laughs. Awesome.

12/5/2010 #26
lookingwest

wow, Xen did a lot of SPAMMING today in the SPAM thread.

12/5/2010 #27
C. Tattiana H-H

Whoa, SPAM thread! Hadn't realized we had made a SPAM thread yet. This SPAM thread sure is going to be a lot of fun. SPAM is fun. Fun SPAM time. SPAM time. SPAM.

12/5/2010 #28
xenolith

S. stands for super

12/6/2010 #29
xenolith

P. stands for pepper

12/6/2010 #30
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