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Rosemarysgraden001
But Courage didnt like that idea and instead transported us to saudia arabia in the middle ages.
4/7/2011 #61
surfercharlie25
But we decided that we didn't like that idea so we forced Courage to transport us somewhere else; it failed and we became "unstuck in time" like Billy Pilgrim in Slaughterhouse-Five.
4/7/2011 #62
Rosemarysgraden001
(Note Alexis hasnt seen that film) Then Franklin Roosevelt said hello and then announced that he wasnt going to do the new deal.
4/7/2011 #63
surfercharlie25
(you should read the book, it's by Kurt Vonnegut and it's very good) We had a political debate and convinced FDR to go with it anyway. We were about to compaign along with him when we suddenly moved to the future on the planet Vollamar, where they kidnapped us and put us in a human zoo, in a cage along with the female B-movie star Patricia W. Briesback.
4/7/2011 #64
Rosemarysgraden001
(If Alexis read all books you suggested, she would nvr stop reading) Then there was a light and Galinda appeared, she said follow the yellow brick road.
4/7/2011 #65
surfercharlie25
So we did (because it was Ms. Chenoweth and she sang for us) and it turned out to lead to an alternate dimension where Hitler had taken over the world and Galinda wasn't Galinda at all, it was Heinrich Himmler in disguise.
4/7/2011 #66
Hokuto Uchiha
and then we were all "W**???" and ran down the road, trampling Himmler, who cursed us out.
4/7/2011 . Edited 4/7/2011 #67
Rosemarysgraden001
(I walked into that one man, We looked Heinrich and then someone shouted theres Anne Frank in the corner, with jewish lover boy.
4/7/2011 #68
Hokuto Uchiha
and then I look and see Anne with someone, but I don't know who exactly.
4/8/2011 #69
Frap
It was John Grisham conversing with Edgar Poe trying to find out why he couldn't get rid of the ravens, when they notice Eminem in the corner bopping his head, so they walk towards him and Anne tugs his jacket and asks.....
4/8/2011 #70
Rosemarysgraden001
He ask" why in the world do you like Anne of green gables novels?"
4/8/2011 #71
Hokuto Uchiha
and then Anne's all, "'cause Anne kicks butt, and she's got my name, that's why!"
4/10/2011 #72
Rosemarysgraden001
Then a dancing leprechaun began to sing sometimes it rains in Seattle.
4/10/2011 #73
Frap
While the toothfairy waltz's in with a harp singing 'I'm singing in the Rain."
4/11/2011 #74
Rosemarysgraden001
Then it rained and rained.. till the world was really wet bunny rabbits got really random after that.
4/11/2011 #75
Hokuto Uchiha

Then a rainbow was seen in the sky, and we all went to the rainbow and slid on it, and found a pot of gold on the other side.

5/13/2011 #76
Rosemarysgraden001

but the pot of gold was poisinous and if u smelled it u died.

5/13/2011 #77
surfercharlie25

So we abandoned that gold and went off to rob Fort Knox instead. There was more gold there anyway.

5/13/2011 #78
Rosemarysgraden001

it was really pretty gold and it was by a seven eleven.

5/13/2011 #79
surfercharlie25

So we all stopped and got Slurpees on the way out as a reward to ourselves for a job well done. Unfortunately, the Arabian cashier was a member of Al-Quieda royally P.O.ed that Osama was killed and he was ready to kill some Americans in his anger.

5/13/2011 #80
Rosemarysgraden001

so we tapped dance to keep him happy.

5/13/2011 #81
Hokuto Uchiha

And we sang Christmas songs, and gave them Thin Mint cookies and hot chocolate with marshmallows in it.

5/14/2011 #82
Rosemarysgraden001

the marshallows began to yell dont eat me.

5/14/2011 #83
Hokuto Uchiha

and then they jumped out of the hot chocolate and ran all over the place.

5/14/2011 #84
Rosemarysgraden001

they were fast runners and jumped out the window.

5/14/2011 #85
Hokuto Uchiha

but we were faster and caught them and ate them

5/15/2011 #86
Rosemarysgraden001

they were tasty, but somebody had poisoned them!

5/15/2011 #87
Things-and-mings

then we choked and coughed the marshmellows out and they started yelling, 'damn you fool!'

5/16/2011 #88
Rosemarysgraden001

the marshmellows then began to irish dance for no apparent reason.

5/16/2011 #89
Frap

as they danced their jig, the candyman strolled down the road

5/19/2011 #90
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