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aka Providence
Here's how we play the game: I ask five random questions, and the ones who answer give their own five questions, and so on and so forth.

1. Have you eaten crayons before?

2. What do you think about penguins?

3. Do you like sports that doesn't involve round/ball-like objects?

4. Give your philosophy of life in the form of fruit.

5. Would you eat raw fish in exchange of clothing?

Person below this post, after answering the question it will be your time to make your own five questions for someone to answer.

1/8/2007 #1
Charming Dice
1. Have you eaten crayons before?

No, but I've eaten candy that looked like it.

2. What do you think about penguins?

I think they're penguins until proven guilty.

3. Do you like sports that doesn't involve round/ball-like objects?

Those exist?

4. Give your philosophy of life in the form of fruit.

Life is like a box of chocolates.... Wait, wrong food. Okay, life is like apples. You're created then you grow. Sometimes life is destroyed by a hungry b***, and other times you're allowed to exist until you rot away.

5. Would you eat raw fish in exchange of clothing?

I'd rather not eat raw animals at all. If I'm going to eat a corpse, I'd rather burn it first.

Now I have questions.

1. Do you have a sugar rush at the moment?

2. Have you ever had the urge to throw chicken wings at a live chicken?

3. Do you know what hotdogs are made of?

4. If a cow jumped over the moon, would you shoot it before it landed back on Earth?

5. Would you force someone to read a thousand page story called "The Life and Times of Gary and Mary Sue"?

1/8/2007 #2
Sakka-Fenikkusu
1. Do you have a sugar rush at the moment?

No. I'm sick. Sugar = off limits.

2. Have you ever had the urge to throw chicken wings at a live chicken?

No, but that's an amazingly good idea.

3. Do you know what hotdogs are made of?

Yes. I love horror stories.

4. If a cow jumped over the moon, would you shoot it before it landed back on Earth?

Heck no! I'd worship it, take pictures of it, and turn it into a supermodel for a teen magazine.

5. Would you force someone to read a thousand page story called "The Life and Times of Gary and Mary Sue"?

Only if that someone is the writer of said book.

My turn...

1. Would you rather eat cookies or cookie dough?

2. How many times have you been in the ER (as in, really in - like you're not the one snoozing in the waiting room waiting for your uncle to get the OK)?

3. When was the last time you wet the bed?

4. Would you rather marry a toaster or a teapot?

5. If the selected one from Q4 cheated on you, how angry would you be?

1/8/2007 #3
aka Providence
1. Would you rather eat cookies or cookie dough?

Cookies. Me like cookie.

2. How many times have you been in the ER (as in, really in - like you're not the one snoozing in the waiting room waiting for your uncle to get the OK)?

Four times, and three out of four was minor.

3. When was the last time you wet the bed?

At the age of a young elementary school student (I think)

4. Would you rather marry a toaster or a teapot?

Toaster. Me like toast.

5. If the selected one from Q4 cheated on you, how angry would you be?

Semi-angry. I'll put a fork in the toaster or use the teapot to serve coffee.

My turn again...

1. What type of fantasy cliche are you? (people, places, anything that would involve cliched fantasy)

2. I know what you are but what am I?

3. Coconut!

4. If you were in a journey, and you come across a bridge of death (complete with old bridgekeeper), and he asks you three questions that would mean crossing the bridge or a violent, gruesome death; ............who would fly faster, hawkgirl or wonder woman?

5. "What if by hurting one manatee, you save two manatees? And before you answer, the manatee you have to hurt is pregnant."

1/13/2007 #4
Charming Dice
1. What type of fantasy cliche are you? (people, places, anything that would involve cliched fantasy)

I'm a dragon. I burn stories to ashes.

2. I know what you are but what am I?

You're a teenager, for a few days at least.

3. Coconut!

Uhh... gerbil!

4. If you were in a journey, and you come across a bridge of death (complete with old bridgekeeper), and he asks you three questions that would mean crossing the bridge or a violent, gruesome death; ............who would fly faster, hawkgirl or wonder woman?

Hawkgirl has wings, so she sucks by default. Any superhero that needs wings to fly is pretty weak. So I'd say wonder woman.

5. "What if by hurting one manatee, you save two manatees? And before you answer, the manatee you have to hurt is pregnant."

First, I'd ask what a manatee is. Second, I'd shoot the pregnant one because she's probably an easier target. Besides, just because someone is pregnant doesn't mean the baby will survive the delivery. Sucks, but its true.

Now for my questions.

1. Would you try to eat a live animal that's big enough to eat you?

2. Would you run into a deer on a bike?

3. Are pigeons rats with wings or are rats wingless pigeons?

4. Have you ever done something stupid enough to be put on YouTube?

5. How far can your foot travel up someone's a**?

1/16/2007 #5
Sakka-Fenikkusu
First, I'd ask what a manatee is. Jeez, Dice, really? I thought everyone knew what manatees are! But, then again, I live in the south, so... anyway. Your questions.

1. Would you try to eat a live animal that's big enough to eat you?

Depends. White meat or dark meat?

2. Would you run into a deer on a bike?

I hate bikes. It's a long, heartbreaking story. (Actually, it's painfully short.)

3. Are pigeons rats with wings or are rats wingless pigeons?

Neither. Pigeons aren't real. It's all deception.

4. Have you ever done something stupid enough to be put on YouTube?

Not quite yet. Still trying.

5. How far can your foot travel up someone's a**?

Depends how big their a*** is.

1. Would you rather eat a live snail or a dead frog? (The snail gets to take a bath before you eat it. The frog doesn't.)

2. Would you say your voice sounds more like Darth Vader's or President George Bush's?

3. Which of those two would you say is more evil?

4. When was the last time you punched someone in the head?

5. If someone offered you a million dollars to give up writing forever, would you do it?

1/18/2007 #6
Kumquat21
Hello! *Waves from corner* Can I join?

1. Would you rather eat a live snail or a dead frog? (The snail gets to take a bath before you eat it. The frog doesn't.)

Live snail. Escargo makes me happy. :)

2. Would you say your voice sounds more like Darth Vader's or President George Bush's?

Darth Vader. Duhr. I love the whole Hissing thing.

3. Which of those two would you say is more evil?

. . . Do you even have to ask? (Hint, I'm democrat)

4. When was the last time you punched someone in the head?

Two weeks ago. And shamefully, they looked like a f***. I was very upset. It's not nice to punch faeries.

5. If someone offered you a million dollars to give up writing forever, would you do it?

Never! If I'm lucky, I could make more than a million writing! *goes off to pray*

Edit: I forgot questions!

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck's wood.

2. Say 'silk' three times. Then tell me what a cow drinks.

3. Define, in very precise wording, Einstien's theory of relitivity.

4. If you were to be born in any other era, when and where would you be born?

5. Besides writing, what could you see yourself doing in 20 years?

1/18/2007 . Edited 1/18/2007 #7
aka Providence
1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck's wood.

Blue, no... Yellow!

2. Say 'silk' three times. Then tell me what a cow drinks.

Cheese.

3. Define, in very precise wording, Einstien's theory of relitivity.

Googly-rawr

4. If you were to be born in any other era, when and where would you be born?

...Uhm, several years before i was born is fine.

5. Besides writing, what could you see yourself doing in 20 years?

Traveling. I wanna see the whole world, and conquer it.

lol, questions.

1. What was the first book you liked?

2. What? A european or african swallow?

3. Describe your competence level if you were a villian.

4. You're a superhero/ine now; choose any song in the world to be your theme song.

5. If you are a superhero, then what would be the name of the super-villain/arch-enemy that you will face?

1/18/2007 #8
Sakka-Fenikkusu
1. What was the first book you liked?

The Cat in the Hat! (I wasn't big on the Lorax.)

2. What? A european or african swallow?

Both. Let's be racially appreciative.

3. Describe your competence level if you were a villian.

Scale of one to ten, ten being the most competent, I'd be a one. But it would've been fine if it weren't for you meddling children!!!!

4. You're a superhero/ine now; choose any song in the world to be your theme song.

White & Nerdy, by Weird Al. Because I'm just that cool.

5. If you are a superhero, then what would be the name of the super-villain/arch-enemy that you will face?

The Potato-Peeling Menace.

Okay, let's go.

1) Describe your life in eight words exactly.

2) Would you rather be a nail-biter for eternity or a nose-picker for eternity?

3) You reach into the fridge for milk for your cereal, and realize there is none. What do you do?

4) Pick one: whosiwhatsiwiddawaddawawa, or oogitaboogitawa.

5) Why do you think there are five questions and not three, or seventy-two?

1/19/2007 #9
Kumquat21
1) Describe your life in eight words exactly.

Creative, chaotic, porous, entertaining, cuddlefish, writing, calico, GLOMP!

2) Would you rather be a nail-biter for eternity or a nose-picker for eternity?

Nail-biter. More calcium.

3) You reach into the fridge for milk for your cereal, and realize there is none. What do you do?

An interperative dance. What else?

4) Pick one: whosiwhatsiwiddawaddawawa, or oogitaboogitawa.

Indeed.

5) Why do you think there are five questions and not three, or seventy-two.

To retrieve the holy grail!

1) You're best friend was just runover by a steamroller. Should you a) help him, b) chase after the steamroller or b) none of the above?

2) What is the great question of life whose almighty answer is 42?

3) What's the best thing about writing?

4)If you were a mascot in a commercial, what mascot would you be?

5) An owl and a bear get into a fight. Who wins?

1/19/2007 #10
Sakka-Fenikkusu
1) You're best friend was just runover by a steamroller. Should you a) help him, b) chase after the steamroller or b) none of the above?

You put b twice.

2) What is the great question of life whose almighty answer is 42?

What number comes after 41?

3) What's the best thing about writing?

When I have a text file open, people think I'm working.

4)If you were a mascot in a commercial, what mascot would you be?

Platypus. Anything with a platypus.

5) An owl and a bear get into a fight. Who wins?

An owl. Bears can't fly. Duuuuh.

1) What book are you reading?

2) Would you rather find road kill on the street or run over a cute, fuzzy mammal and not notice?

3) Are you excited for question four?

4) Is your inbox crowded too?

5) Aren't these questions hard to think up?

1/19/2007 #11
Will Sachiksy
1) What book are you reading?

A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin

2) Would you rather find road kill on the street or run over a cute, fuzzy mammal and not notice?

I'd rather not notice. You can't do anything whether you notice or not beside be mortified.

3) Are you excited for question four?

Not really, but I'll answer it anyway.

4) Is your inbox crowded too?

Define crowded. My indox usually doesn't have more than fifteen e-mails

5) Aren't these questions hard to think up?

I would imagine they are, and I guess I'll find out.

1). Have you ever had an idea for a story that wouldn't be allowed on FictionPress because of the site's rules?

2). What's the nerdiest joke you've ever made?

3). If Jimmy has three apples, and Johnny has five apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

4). Is there anything specific to your work or much of your work that you actively include in each story?

5). Is there even a point to saying whether or not we should've gone into Iraq (unless the speaker has a time machine)?

1/19/2007 #12
aka Providence
1). Have you ever had an idea for a story that wouldn't be allowed on FictionPress because of the site's rules?

--Of course: Fanfiction stories.

2). What's the nerdiest joke you've ever made?

--I bought a walking stick today; CANE you believe it?

3). If Jimmy has three apples, and Johnny has five apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

--Both of them are anorexic and prefer counting the friggin fruit.

4). Is there anything specific to your work or much of your work that you actively include in each story?

--Smoking. Swearing. Steel chairs (

1/20/2007 . Edited 1/20/2007 #13
aka Providence
rawr, the friggin editing didn't work X_- (look! an eyepatch!) (continuing from before)

(question five). Is there even a point to saying whether or not we should've gone into Iraq (unless the speaker has a time machine)?

--Ra blah blah!

n_-.

1.) Let's imagine that you're drunk; say something funny.

2.) What is the strangest thing you saw in the internet?

3.) Make a new name for yourself, make it very fantasy-cliche as possible/

4.) You conquer the world; what is the first order of business?

5.) What... is the capital of Assyria? No... wait, choose from either one: becoming a cliche character or a character so opposed to cliche that it's not even interesting?

1/20/2007 . Edited 1/20/2007 #14
Charming Dice
1.) Let's imagine that you're drunk; say something funny.

I bit off a turkey's head. I saw it fall over dead. Cut off both those big ole wings. Threw them at some little things. Little things were eating rats. Think those things were big ole bats. Batman, Robin, Superman. Hit them with a big ole pan. Pan from Dragonball GT. That show really sucks to me. Gobba Gobba Gobba goo. Heebee Heebee Heebee hoo. La la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... annnnnnnnd.... BLUHG.

2.) What is the strangest thing you saw in the internet?

Spongebob Squarepants p***.

3.) Make a new name for yourself, make it very fantasy-cliche as possible/

Eragon Elf-Dwarf.

4.) You conquer the world; what is the first order of business?

Sing the answer to question one.

5.) What... is the capital of Assyria? No... wait, choose from either one: becoming a cliche character or a character so opposed to cliche that it's not even interesting?

I'd rather be so opposed to cliche that I'm not even interesting. Cliches aren't interesting either, so I'd be unique if nothing else.

Now for my evil questions.

1. If you were cheese, what type would you be?

2. If you were the fictionpress Grim Reaper, what character from this site (without outing the author who create him/her) would you rip from this life?

3. Have you ever read a fantasy story that wasn't boring?

4. Do you prefer daytime or nighttime?

5. Are you sick of my questions yet?

1/20/2007 #15
Kumquat21
1. If you were cheese, what type would you be?

Motzerrella. Because it's pouruos and yellow and lives under the sea - no wait, that's spongebob.

2. If you were the fictionpress Grim Reaper, what character from this site (without outing the author who create him/her) would you rip from this life?

It's in a roleplay. I cannot say.

3. Have you ever read a fantasy story that wasn't boring?

WHY HAVE NONE OF YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF TERRY PRATCHETT? READ HIM! NOW! (To quote BoF) "RAWR"!

4. Do you prefer daytime or nighttime?

Day. During the night you walk into too many things without a flashlight.

5. Are you sick of my questions yet?

Well, only this one.

1.If you saw your grandmother rob a bank, would you tell the police?

2. Admit something embarrasing.

3. If you were any household appliance, you would be . . .?

4. It turns out your bf/gf was really the opposite gender . . . then what?

5. If you could meet anyone famous in life, it would be____?

Enjoy!

1/20/2007 #16
Will Sachiksy
1. If you were cheese, what type would you be?

Swiss. Just so I could say I'm holier than thou. Or fettucini for the name.

2. If you were the fictionpress Grim Reaper, what character from this site (without outing the author who create him/her) would you rip from this life?

I haven't read about a character annoying enough to kill. Maybe Lord Boxington for his villanry.

3. Have you ever read a fantasy story that wasn't boring?

Many. "Bitter Grounds" by Neil Gaiman, for example.

4. Do you prefer daytime or nighttime?

I like the solidute of the night. Early morning works as well.

5. Are you sick of my questions yet?

Not really.

1). If someone shouted "ni" at you, would you buy him a shrubbery?

2). What's the longest book/serial you've ever read?

3). Do you like inventive formats for stories, or do you prefer the "traditional" narrative form?

4). Do you play videogames and if so, have you played Ico or Shadow of the Colossus?

5). What is God's Final Message to His Creation?

1/20/2007 #17
aka Providence
Hm, looks like I'll have to answer two sets of 5 questions...

Kumquat21's questions (note: Of course I've heard of Terry Pratchett; I got almost all books of Discworld. RAWR, AND HO HO HO...)

1.If you saw your grandmother rob a bank, would you tell the police?

-Yes,

2. Admit something embarrasing.

-I sometimes hum the opening songs of anime, even the ones with the cute, girly voices.

3. If you were any household appliance, you would be . . .?

-TV

4. It turns out your bf/gf was really the opposite gender . . . then what?

-What happens next would be the result of a very long time of thinking.

5. If you could meet anyone famous in life, it would be____?

-Death, or maybe, uhm... Hitler? (but tht won't work since I don't speak German)

Willian Sachiksy's questions

1). If someone shouted "ni" at you, would you buy him a shrubbery?

-Niiii!

2). What's the longest book/serial you've ever read?

-A Game of Thrones and A Clash of Kings by George R R Martin, combined since I read the two books in one-two days straight. Maybe the Bible, too.

3). Do you like inventive formats for stories, or do you prefer the "traditional" narrative form?

-I've been experimenting on many formats, but the narrative form is what I usually use.

4). Do you play videogames and if so, have you played Ico or Shadow of the Colossus?

-Heard of that game; I think it's a puzzle game in the PS2?

5). What is God's Final Message to His Creation?

-I told you so.

Ra blah blah! My questions time!

1). What is your most witty or sarcastic remark to anything?

2). Give me a catchphrase describing your life.

3). What is the worst movie you ever saw?

4). Reply to this: There is no spoon.

5). What was the funniest/strangest thing you believed as a kid?

X_-. (eyepatch and a mole! Rawr!)

1/20/2007 #18
Kumquat21
1). What is your most witty or sarcastic remark to anything?

Well, there are two answers to this. If I WANTED to be witty or sarcastic, I'd say something like 'My, your mind is simply EFLUVIAl with stupidity today' or something along those lines. Sadly, generally I just say 'duhr.' -___-

2). Give me a catchphrase describing your life.

Pokemon - gotta catch'em all!

3). What is the worst movie you ever saw?

Well, I don't really remember the name . . . maybe 'the weeping camel'. It was supposed to be a heartwrenching documentary, but it was just so . . . bleh.

4). Reply to this: There is no spoon.

The earth crumbles, civilizations fall, apollo's curses send waves of darkness richocheing through the people. Armaggeddon of known life, Apocolypse of love. Satan's blessings, accepted by now faithless hands, give us tools for our own utimate distruction.

5). What was the funniest/strangest thing you believed as a kid?

That if I sat too long on the toilet, a monster would come up and eat me. I thought flushing was roaring.

Now, my questions

1) What is your favorite kind of tea?

2) What is the WORST book you've ever read?

3) Is it possible to write a decent story sans punctuation?

4) What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

5) Luke . . . I am your father!

1/21/2007 #19
aka Providence
1) What is your favorite kind of tea?

-Green Tea.

2) What is the WORST book you've ever read?

-Eye of Argon, or a textbook regarding geometry.

3) Is it possible to write a decent story sans punctuation?

-Dunno,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

4) What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

-Something that makes people dizzy X_~

5) Luke . . . I am your father!

-:Gasp!: I thought I was Darth Vader!

Me! Rawr!

1) What fictional character would you like to meet/talk to?

2) Can you write a story that involves something you hate in general?

3) What color lightsaber would you like?

4) Have you bitten anyone before? If so, then who?

5) Killer Rabbit!

1/21/2007 #20
Will Sachiksy
1) What fictional character would you like to meet/talk to?

Maybe the old man from God's Debris. Or Case from Neuromancer.

2) Can you write a story that involves something you hate in general?

Sure. Show your audience what makes you hate this thing.

3) What color lightsaber would you like?

Ultraviolet. No non-Jedi would know it was there until the strike.

4) Have you bitten anyone before? If so, then who?

My sister. I was grounded for two days because of that.

5) Killer Rabbit!

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I win.

1). How do colorless green ideas sleep?

2). You just caught someone breaking into your house. What do you do?

3). Do you write to music or do you prefer silence?

4). What's the shortest work you have on FictionPress?

5). What shape is the beacon at Castle Anthrax?

1/21/2007 #21
Erich Sturmburg
ANS:

1: Err... what?

2: If it's a guy, and a total stranger, I'd whack him into pulp. If it's a guy but a friend, I'll whack him at the back of the had. If it's a girl who is one berserked mode, I'd smack her like a normal guy would do. If it's a tomboy, wrestle her up still she becomes tame. err... getting too long.

3: MUSIC! and silence, depending on mood.

4: Wishing On The Same Star (700+ words)

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1810651/1/

5: Uhh... cone?

All right my questions...

1: Name an Australian automotive brand

2: What is the word to describe an a**-hole who never admits the facts?

3: Which website do you prefer; 4chan, or idlechan?

www.4chan.org

www.iichan.net

4: Who is your favourite psychotic character in anime?

5: Who is your favourite character in my stories?

1/23/2007 #22
aka Providence
1: Name an Australian automotive brand

-Err... (mumbles incoherently)... kangaroo?

2: What is the word to describe an a**-hole who never admits the facts?

-Constipated

3: Which website do you prefer; 4chan, or idlechan?

www.4chan.org

www.iichan.net

-hmmm, iichan; they have pictures in the homepage!

4: Who is your favourite psychotic character in anime?

-Alucard from Hellsing. Rawr.

5: Who is your favourite character in my stories?

-I'll keep my most favorite character secret X_-. ...my second favorite is Sanae.

Rawr, question time:

1: What is your favorite song that was created before you were born?

2: Where do you get the most inspiration to write?

3: You are a wrestler; a wrestler with some sort of gimmick. Make a name for yourself and your trademark move.

4: Marie's father has five daughters: Chacha, Cheche, ChiChi, Chocho; who is daughter number five?

5: You get to shoot one person in the entire world. Anybody, real or fictional; as long as they are able to die from a bullet.

1/24/2007 #23
Sakka-Fenikkusu
1: What is your favorite song that was created before you were born?

Uhhhh... honestly, I have no clue. I'd... uhhhh... have to look that up and it'd be... uhhh... an actual effort.

2: Where do you get the most inspiration to write?

Random people on the streets.

3: You are a wrestler; a wrestler with some sort of gimmick. Make a name for yourself and your trademark move.

My name is Fen the Argh, and my trademark move is the Glomp of Death.

4: Marie's father has five daughters: Chacha, Cheche, ChiChi, Chocho; who is daughter number five?

Marie. Duuuuuh. You can't pull the wool over MY eyes.

5: You get to shoot one person in the entire world. Anybody, real or fictional; as long as they are able to die from a bullet.

Dice. Just for fun. But then I'd take him to the hospital and say "I'm sooooorry!!!!" and he'd say "Uuuuugh... I'm dying..." and I'd be like "But it was so fuuuuuun..." and he'd be like, "I hate you..." and I'd be like, "I know..." and the doctor would be like, "You missed, idiot..."

1) If you could randomly pick any career in the world and do it for the rest of your life (and automatically have experience in it), what would you pick?

2) You put waffles in your toaster and out pops a human hand. What do you do?

3) Why do you think I waste time writing these questions?

4) Why do you think you waste time answering them?

5) How closely related to world peace is it, do you think?

1/24/2007 #24
Will Sachiksy
1) If you could randomly pick any career in the world and do it for the rest of your life (and automatically have experience in it), what would you pick?

Honestly, novelist or playwright (for games). If not, then videogame director.

2) You put waffles in your toaster and out pops a human hand. What do you do?

Smack the hand repeatedly, smack the toaster repeatedly, and scream. Repeatedly.

3) Why do you think I waste time writing these questions?

Because you're interested in seeing other people's reactions.

4) Why do you think you waste time answering them?

If I answer, and people respond, it means that my existance is further confirmed. Sad if any of feel the need to --actively-- seek out this confirmation.

5) How closely related to world peace is it, do you think?

People usually come to peace by discussing problems and sharing their opinions, so I'd say pretty close. The second most common cause of war, I'd guess, is misunderstanding.

Genre Theme

1). What is your favorite genre to read professional works?

2). " FP works?

3). " Write?

4). Any genres/subgenres you hate?

5). Why do you think we have genre fiction or make genre distinctions?

1/24/2007 #25
aka Providence
1). What is your favorite genre to read professional works?

-Fantasy

2). " FP works?

-Action/Adventure/Romance

3). " Write?

-Action/Adventure/Fantasy/Romance/Supernatural/Sci-fi... look, let's just say I like writing several genres, kay?

4). Any genres/subgenres you hate?

-Anything overly dramatic/angst-ridden. Never liked characters who whine too much.

5). Why do you think we have genre fiction or make genre distinctions?

-We feel more comfortable with the things we could relate too, or fantasize about; people, places, personality, etc...

rawwwwwr,

1). You fall into a pit, coincidentally landing into an open coffin. With a fresh corpse. Nobody's around, it's midnight, and you could swear Mr. (or Ms.) dead person just winked at you. What do you do? (you can't escape without help outside, btw)

2). You have the choice of a hundred pistol bullets (many of them blank), or three shotgun shells. There are five zombies chasing after you (dawn of the dead speed). What will you do when you don't have a friggin gun?

3). Defy logic. Now.

4). Angst-filled or hothead hero/ine type?

5). The chicken or the egg, or maybe some giant dinosaur poultry?

1/25/2007 #26
Sakka-Fenikkusu
1). You fall into a pit, coincidentally landing into an open coffin. With a fresh corpse. Nobody's around, it's midnight, and you could swear Mr. (or Ms.) dead person just winked at you. What do you do? (you can't escape without help outside, btw)

Wink back.

2). You have the choice of a hundred pistol bullets (many of them blank), or three shotgun shells. There are five zombies chasing after you (dawn of the dead speed). What will you do when you don't have a friggin gun?

Curl up and die.

3). Defy logic. Now.

You know why the world is made of bacon and eggs? You don't? You don't? Well, it's cause I said so.

4). Angst-filled or hothead hero/ine type?

Angst-filled. But I'll make a real reason for them to be angsty. Like, three arms.

5). The chicken or the egg, or maybe some giant dinosaur poultry?

The EGG!

1) How many characters have you ever had with some sort of mental or physical retardation? Can you count?

2) How many beautiful or handsome characters have you ever had? Can you count?

3) How many environments have you made that all look exactly the same? Can you count?

4) How many stories have you written with a happy ending? Can you count?

5) How many stories have you written that ended miserably? Can you count?

1/25/2007 #27
aka Providence
1) How many characters have you ever had with some sort of mental or physical retardation? Can you count?

-The closest thing I got (written in the pc right now) is Alastor from AH. Sorry, I don't know how to count.

2) How many beautiful or handsome characters have you ever had? Can you count?

-A lot. Anime does that to you. I still don't know how to count.

3) How many environments have you made that all look exactly the same? Can you count?

-None. I can't count okay!

4) How many stories have you written with a happy ending? Can you count?

-None (I only have one finished story). One... twenty... three... horse spleen...

5) How many stories have you written that ended miserably? Can you count?

-None (my one story that ended has a semi-bittersweet ending)... The number is horseradish!

rawr, me and my questions

1) In a medieval/fantasy setting; what are you?

2) Based on the questions before: can I count?

3) Give your most un-cliche character you could think of.

4) What is your worst reply to anything?

5) Have you ever did the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time?

1/25/2007 #28
Charming Dice
1) In a medieval/fantasy setting; what are you?

The hero who learns how to sword fight in five minutes.

2) Based on the questions before: can I count?

No. But based on these questions, I'd say you can count to five at least.

3) Give your most un-cliche character you could think of.

Spongebob.

4) What is your worst reply to anything?

If I've offended you, please feel free to get over it.

5) Have you ever did the wrong thing at exactly the wrong time?

No, but I've done the right thing at the wrong time.

snarl, my questions

1. If you could be any villain, who would you be?

2. Who's the most cliche character you can think of?

3. Which genre do you prefer to read: action, romance, or fantasy?

4. How many times have you rewritten a story?

5. Ever written a story without any outline or plan?

1/25/2007 #29
Will Sachiksy
1. If you could be any villain, who would you be?

Either Mr. Croup or Mr. Vandemar from Neverwhere.

2. Who's the most cliche character you can think of?

Professionally, Eragon. On FP, an iteration Mary Sue

3. Which genre do you prefer to read: action, romance, or fantasy?

Fantasy. I hate romance as anything but a subplot. Action is attention-grabbing but not often very deep.

4. How many times have you rewritten a story?

Four or five times (for Calling Your Name)

5. Ever written a story without any outline or plan?

Almost all of my stories have been done without an outline. Including the above one (maybe that's why it took so many rewrites)

1). How do you feel about people using chatspeak outside of the internet?

2). What do you think will become or is the next emerging narrative form?

3). What story do you think is retold too much?

4). What is your favorite puctuation mark (if you have one)?

5). Any works that are considered classics that you hated?

1/25/2007 #30
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