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29. Vaginas are bottomless pits. It doesn't matter if the female is 10 years old and the male has a horse p***, it will all fit inside.
3/4/2007 #31
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30. A*** sex will often occur after vaginal sex, and will never require anything more than a few strokes in the girl's v*** for lubricant.
3/4/2007 #32
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31. Virgin girls will be in extreme pain when they first try a*** sex, but will quickly o*** from it.
3/4/2007 #33
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32. A*** sex will always result in the boy's p*** coming out sparkling clean, and often smelling of perfume.
3/4/2007 #34
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33. Foreplay is a myth. Bad foreplay is the standard.
3/4/2007 #35
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34. Girls will always climax. Never mind if their true love is bad in bed, they will o*** simply because he is her true love.
3/4/2007 #36
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35. O*** will always be the most intense in recorded history, but only if the two having sex are true loves.

a. If the o*** is not the most intense in recorded history, the female will experience multiple o***.

3/4/2007 #37
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36. If another girl walks in on two characters having sex, they will have a threesome.
3/4/2007 #38
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37. All girls involved in a threesome will have no previous lesbian experience, and will still be experts in performing oral sex on the other.
3/4/2007 #39
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38. All girls involved in a threesome will 69. This isn't just a law, it's a rule.
3/4/2007 #40
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39. If there is a girl a boy likes and she is b***, he will r*** her.
3/4/2007 #41
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40. All girls who are r*** will eventually enjoy it and come to love their r***.
3/4/2007 #42
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41. All b*** girls will be natural dominatrixes.
3/4/2007 #43
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42. All b*** girls will have a secret submissive side that will be brought out by the boy when he r*** her.
3/4/2007 #44
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43. If there are multiple male characters (they don't have to have names) they will gangrape a b*** girl, and she will enjoy it.
3/4/2007 #45
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44. If multiple male characters gangrape a shy girl, she will enjoy it and become a sex toy.
3/4/2007 #46
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45. If there is a catgirl in the series, she will have sex, and often.
3/4/2007 #47
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46. If there is a prominent animal character in the series, it will have sex with the heroine (that animal will also automatically be male if no gender is specified).
3/4/2007 #48
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47. If there are two characters that are related in any way, they will have sex.
3/4/2007 #49
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48. If a boy or girl has a good-looking parent (never mind what gender) they will have sex.
3/4/2007 #50
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49. If there is an underage character, she will be molested by her parent(s).
3/4/2007 #51
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50. If there is an underage character who is friends with a legal-age character, they will have sex.
3/4/2007 #52
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51. STDs are a myth. They were wiped out with the plague.
3/4/2007 #53
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52. Condoms are unnecessary, characters will only get pregnant when they choose to.

And finally...

3/4/2007 #54
aka Providence
53. If there are ANY characters, at ANY time, in ANY series, THEY WILL HAVE SEX!
3/4/2007 #55
Sakka-Fenikkusu
That's kind of disturbing now.
3/5/2007 #56
Melody Amber
Excuse my immaturity but

LOL!

(havent used that internet slang in a long time. :P)

7/17/2007 #57
Artficial Smile

Uh what? O.o What did I just read? Aw well...*rubs eyes* I can't believe I just read all of that...

5/9/2012 #58
Corinna Tate

Isn't h*** the wet dreams of old men?

I've been on the fan fiction site long enough to see all these "rules" written into stories there. You can rub your eyes all you want, some things just won't go away!

2/2/2013 #59
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