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TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

Star people, eh? Highly implausible, but interesting nonetheless.

10/8/2013 #39,901
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

10/8/2013 #39,902
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha

Stardust is a hilarious movie.

10/8/2013 #39,903
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha

I skimmed it. That's epic.

10/8/2013 #39,904
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha
Sal! Invoke is in the body. Evoke is outside the body. You should know this, but here you are saying it the other way around :/

Think of it like implode and explode.

That's if for critique? Sweet. If that was a paper, I would have made an A plus on it.

10/8/2013 #39,905
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi there, are there any fellow intellectual perverts here who would love to discuss the ravishing of women in great depth? It's something that crosses my mind a lot...there are particular areas I lobe to discuss, such as taking the virginity of a developed, legal age teen, and how empowering it is. Also I believe the resentment towards teasing sluts is on the rise, and rightly so, with all the flesh they put on display nowadays...message me on Yahoo at if you would like to chat

Stranger has disconnected.

What the actual fuck?

10/8/2013 #39,906
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Dragons.

Stranger: hi

You: Hello.

Stranger: whats up

You: I'm summoning the lord of death.

Stranger has disconnected.

This is how you toll.

10/8/2013 #39,907
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha

*removes killing from interests*

I've disappointed too many real life killers.

10/8/2013 #39,908
Xahhak'atar Kho'rkandha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like fire.

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello.

You: Do you like elementals?

Stranger: What's that? :)

You have disconnected.

If you don't know what elementals are, stop liking fire, noob.

10/8/2013 #39,909
Monte-Cas
Yea Bang, I'm making it work
10/8/2013 #39,910
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
Stranger: Hey

You: Hi there

You: how are you

You: ?

Stranger: good and you?

You: I'm pretty fabulous right now

You: Say, would you be interested in buying a chocolate cake resembling a penis with several spears through it?

You: No?

Stranger has disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,911
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: howdy stranger!

You: Moo

You: Hey there

You: person

Stranger: What's your name?

You: I'd tell you, but I'm not in the mood for rape right now

Stranger: That's the spirit ;)

You: But, feel free to call me Sexius Maximus, Queen of the Zepherons

Stranger: Well, I'm Tyler, nice to meet you anyway

You: Riley?

You: Tyler Riley?

You: Is that you?

Stranger: How'd you know?

You: Oh my God, I finally found you

You: Tyler

Stranger: ..and no, not really

You: I've been looking for you for six months

You: Where did you go?

Stranger: Sweet

You: It's so good to see you again

You: Tyler!

Stranger: I went to Finland

You: You're alive!

You: Weird, I didn't know dogs could type.....

You have disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,912
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey hey

Stranger: i am male.. with kik

You: Oh really? How's your sex life?

You: 'Cause if you're this desperate you aren't beating your wife hard enough

Stranger: u m or f?

You have disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,913
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hey hey

Stranger: Im looking for an older woman to talk with

You: Well, my gran lives up the road if you want me to get her

Stranger has disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,914
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Why do you want to know?

Stranger: 23m

Stranger: u

You: I'll ask again: Why. Do. You. Want. To. Know?

Stranger: i want fem

You: For sex?

Stranger: yes

You: OMG OMG OMG. I'm so wet right now

Stranger: what is ur bra size

You: -From tears of laughter from the outright loneliness and/or sadness you clearly exhibit. Jog on fucker.

You have disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,915
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm looking for an intellectual conversation about the origins of beavers. They're most interesting creatures, and I believe I can finally figure out why, and how, they have managed to take over the U.S. government. Join me, Ted Jackson in an incredible journey, into the heart and mind of the insanely powerful beaver

Stranger has disconnected.

10/8/2013 #39,916
Monte-Cas
Lol wow
10/8/2013 #39,917
inwardtransience

I finally figured out how to copy from Omegle.

10/8/2013 #39,918
inwardtransience
You both like Gay.
Stranger: Hi

You: Gay is a funny word

You: It sounds cool

Stranger has disconnected.

:c

10/8/2013 #39,919
inwardtransience
Stranger: do u like swap pics with a boy?
You: i dont like swap pics with nobody
Stranger has disconnected.

xD

10/8/2013 #39,920
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

Lolol

10/8/2013 #39,921
inwardtransience
Stranger:kik?

You:No

Stranger:e-mail?

You:Yes, I have an email account

You:Two, in fact

Stranger:tell me one so we can chat

You:Why can't we chat here?

Stranger:ok if you want

You:What I want is a pet turtle

You:Do you have a turtle I can have?

Stranger has disconnected.

lol

What? I love turtles! Is that so wrong? D:

10/8/2013 #39,922
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

The turtle thing just killed me.

10/8/2013 #39,923
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

I am now searching Gay for Wings.

10/8/2013 #39,924
Monte-Cas
Lol
10/8/2013 #39,925
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

I gave up.

10/8/2013 #39,926
Monte-Cas
;P
10/8/2013 #39,927
Monte-Cas
Most people are boring on there :/
10/8/2013 #39,928
TheOneAndOnlyBangBang

They are. The trolling has lost its novelty and I'm borededededed.

10/8/2013 #39,929
Monte-Cas
That sucks, me too
10/8/2013 #39,930
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