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Sakka-Fenikkusu
A forum-crazy yo momma jokes fight! Everyone go mad on this one! Use your best! Everyone's momma shall cower in fear of our use of insults!

I'll start.

Yo momma is so ugly that she goes into a haunted house and comes out with a job application.

1/15/2007 #1
Moko Emaki
Yo momma is so ugly you couldn't tell her a** from her face.
1/20/2007 #2
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma so stupid that when someone says it's chilly outside, she says "I'll get a bowl".
1/21/2007 #3
Moko Emaki
Yo momma says this topic is really getting stupid.

....Top that lol.

1/22/2007 #4
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma so fat, her belly button makes an echo!

(I will not let it die, stupid or not!!!! *cackle*)

1/22/2007 #5
Moko Emaki
Yo momma and yo brotha said that was the crappiest joke they've ever seen.

Yo momma has so much astrogen, she can commit autopederasty... and she's a woman!

1/23/2007 #6
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma so fat, her school pictures were taken from a helicopter.
1/23/2007 #7
Moko Emaki
Yo momma so h***, she f*** a horse.

*Silence, coughing*

......Awkward...

1/23/2007 #8
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma so tall, when she drinks milk, it gets spoiled before it gets to her stomach.
1/24/2007 #9
Moko Emaki
No my momma is actually much shorter than me. She's an average japo/cambodian. 5"2

Yo momma is so stupid she was so stupid.

1/24/2007 #10
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale, it tells her, one at a time please.
1/24/2007 #11
Moko Emaki
That one made me chuckle. It takes A LOT to make me chuckle.

Yo momma's so stinky, a skunk told her to go and wash.

1/24/2007 #12
Kumquat21
Okay, little-brotherism here.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a boogy popped out of George Washington's nose.

-______-'

1/26/2007 #13
Will Sachiksy
Yo mamma's so fat that when she walked past the t.v., I missed three shows.

"Your mom is so fat that she has more curves than space-time."

1/26/2007 #14
Kumquat21
. . . that one was good. The first scientifical Yo'mamma joke I have ever seen. ^____^

Yo mamma's so fat that when she walks in the street in her raincoat, people hail her as a taxi.

1/26/2007 #15
woah.ashlo
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
1/27/2007 #16
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes for a swim in the ocean, Moby D*** asks her out on a date.

When she runs and tries to get out, people from Greenpeace push her in and yell, "Swim, whale, swim!"

1/27/2007 #17
woah.ashlo
Lol.That's a good one.
1/28/2007 #18
Charming Dice
Yo momma so nasty, she's your sister.
2/2/2007 #19
Moko Emaki
You shot it dead, Dice.
2/2/2007 #20
Sakka-Fenikkusu
You shot it dead, Dice.

This thread shall NEVER die!!!! *flames spurt*

Yo momma's so fat, when she cuts herself shaving, marshmallow fluff comes out.

2/2/2007 #21
Charming Dice
You shot it dead, Dice.

Its still alive. Can't say I didn't try, though.

2/3/2007 #22
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Its still alive. Can't say I didn't try, though.

Why does everyone hate my Yo Momma thread?! *tears hair out*

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles come out.

2/3/2007 #23
Bri Neves
Yo momma is so fat, when she pogo-sticked she went straight to Hell!
3/11/2007 #24
Sakka-Fenikkusu
Yo momma's so thin, she can dodge the raindrops.

(Nice one, Bri.)

3/12/2007 #25
Will Sachiksy
Balanced diet? Yo momma ate the whole food pyramid.
4/7/2007 #26
The Ferrett
Yo mammas so fat she went to war against the roman empire and crushed them - literally.
4/17/2007 #27
Alimisse
Yo momma's so fat; when she went for a swim in the ocean, they thought she was an island.
3/23/2008 #28
Kumquat21
Yo mama's so fat, she has moons.

>.>

<.<

>.>

I'm quite bad at this, aren't I?

3/24/2008 #29
Sakka-Fenikkusu

A continuation of one of my previous ones, because scale jokes are so funny... xD

Yo momma so fat, when she gets on a scale, it says, 'To be continued'.

4/8/2008 #30
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