Leiya
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Joined 11-07-14, id: 1001995, Profile Updated: 11-30-14

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a RED HEAD, so I MUST be a souless, ginger.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (I hate that one the most!)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm POOR so I MUST be stupid.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a GIRL GAMMER, so I MUST be ugly, and have no life.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I don’t want/need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST think I'm better than you.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the triune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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Book 2: Chasing the Rockstar by theredcrayon reviews
COMPLETED: This is Jake's story from Engaged to a Rockstar. Jake has a dark past that makes him feel he is unworthy of love. The only time he does care about someone, she is too innocent for him and she is best friend's girl. Haven has had a huge crush on Jake since forever and she is determined to know what is keeping him so distant and hopefully heal him. Rated M for sexual.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,452 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
Book 1: Engaged to a Rockstar by theredcrayon reviews
COMPLETED: Aurora Winters never thought that something as an old-fashioned as an arranged marriage still existed but it did and it was happening to her. Get married or have her family ruined, that was the ultimatum. But she didn't expect her future husband to be Sebastian Knight, a hot rock star and he seems to dislike her at first sight. Rated M for sexual scenes and language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Complete
The Academy of Povestii v'e Negavita by Emerald Hunter reviews
The Academy of Povestii v'e Negavita's only entrance requirement is a blood test. Augustine was shunned by everyone after forced to take both P and N classes. Her lonely life takes a turn after a suspicious call to action. A squadron of the six most handsome and powerful young men are to fight with her! Will she survive the enigmatic missions? This is AoPvN - a cellphone story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2014
Tales of Passion: Fairy Tales Retold by Graydarkness reviews
A collection of classic fairy tales retold with erotic twists and sexual thrills. A deeper look into the forbidden, sensual side of the magical realm of princesses, magic, and happy endings. Content will vary. Erotica
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,742 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012
An Alpha's Love by XxLolixX reviews
After a one night stand of romance, Ryder finds herself in the world of wolves and in the fight of not only her life, but her family.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Complete
Under His Mercy by The Phoenix Girl reviews
"Tell me you want it," Jason hissed in my ear, his cool breath making me shudder. "Beg me,Madeline. Beg me to take you". Sobbing, I said what my kidnapper wanted to hear, I begged him to use my body against my will. WARNING: VERY DARK & EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2011
Kidnapped by lainchan reviews
basically, a human girl finds out a man is a vampire, and he kidnaps her to keep his secret from spreading
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 5/3/2002