The Turophile
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Joined 11-12-14, id: 1002558, Profile Updated: 04-17-15
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Hi!!

I'm The Turophile! And yeah, that is a real word... right? I mean, I'm pretty sure I saw it on ...

But anyway, to any other fellow lovers of CHEESE out there: Welcome to the club, guys!!

I'm proud of you, because you are the people who have figured out that the secret ingredient to happiness in life is always cheese. Sigh. Well, the secret ingredient to pretty much anything is cheese.

But enough about cheese.

Books

I have way too many favourite books or stories that I think deserve to be on my profile, so I'll make this quick.

I think I have quite a diverse taste in books, because I like everything from deep, sad stories about life to gripping thrillers or spy books, although I'm not not so varied because I generally prefer teenage characters in the stories that I read.

I love mystery or even (usually teen) romance stories - like any other teenage girl, I guess - and when mixed with a bit of humour, plot-twists, or crazy adventures, they're perfect for me!

Music

I also love listening to music (usually pop songs, but I definitely prefer pop songs with awesome tunes and meaningful lyrics over those catchy-but-annoying songs or rap music, because even though some raps are very deep, meaningful and just generally great to people who like listening to raps, I'm not much of a rap person myself.)

And, like any other girl, I like Disney music, but I also like music by random YouTubers - covers, mashups, medleys and the sort - because some of the most talented artists out there are actually on YouTube. I'm not even kidding. There's people like:

Christina Grimmie (you might actually know her - she has an amazing voice - I love her covers - and she was on The Voice - heh, no surprise there. I mean, Adam Levine, from Maroon 5, offered to sign her to his record deal when she finished third place on The Voice! She even has her own original song now, but I haven't heard it yet...)

Kurt Schneider (all-round genius, and he's worked with Christina - Seriously, Google 'Top YouTube Musicians' or 'Youtuber Musicians' and click on the first link (and I quote, it is called, '10 Ridiculously Creative Musicians You Should Know About') and bam, he's Number 1! - he played 'Baby' on the recorder to prove someone wrong! It was AWESOME!)

Chase Atlantic (not as famous, but still wonderful people who make some pretty awesome covers and remixes, with some very unique voices)

Harry Potter Fandom

So there are 3 things that I feel like I have to say:

Firstly, to those people who wonder why girls don't go to the bathroom alone, Hermione got attacked by a troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got cursed, and Myrtle died. The facts speak for themselves.

Also, when I'm 80 years old, and sitting in my rocking chair reading Harry Potter, my family will ask me, "After all this time?" And I'll reply, "Always."

And finally, proof that Dumbledore is a genius:

Stephenie Meyer: The idea for Twilight came to me in a dream.

Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams.

Me: BURN!!!!

The Problem with Eavesdropping reviews
First, the kissing sounds. Then: "It's longer than I expected it to be. Can I touch it?... The skin is smooth - it's so hard - " And that's the conversation (between my principal and teacher, unfortunately) that I was forced to listen to as I hid in a cupboard in said principal's office. With my infuriating but attractive childhood nemesis of all people. God help me. [One-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2015