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Hi, I exist! Do you exist?
I apologize if my format or whatever sucks. You can find me on Fanfiction.net under as Shutterfly Simmons.
If bad stories aren't good enough and you want bad art, too. Check out my Deviant Art, as ShutterflyS.
Anything I write will be humorous. I might occasionally post something serious, just as a personal challenge. I'm making it my goal to make my stories as unpredictably weird as possible. I also have this weird tendency with killing characters in really obscure ways. I'm not even sure if some of these deaths are possible. It's just the only way to get rid of characters that I don't like without writing a plot. Another weird thing I do is using really obscure names. I get them off of a random name generator, because I'm uncreative and naming is too hard.
I'm really lazy. You should know that upfront.
I also want to thank all my readers, reviewers, followers, favoriters, and (PMers?, not sure if that's the right word.) for reading, reviewing, following, favoriting, and PMing me. Every little bit of motivation helps!
If you're in the mood for more crazy stories, I'd advise you to head over to Murposifly, a joint account between Murp-o, Allasophy, Lumosify, Fatbunny330, PurpleCloudEnthusiast, and me. The stories only get wackier!
If you want to write a story with me, then either PM me or add to the Sancho the Cactus forum. (Warning: All stories will end up ridiculous)
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