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Joined 12-13-14, id: 1006065, Profile Updated: 02-06-15

It's probably really sad that I just figured out where the profile was on this. :/ I'm about as technologically advanced as a seventy-nine year old, but I'm sixty-one years short of that mark, so...heh. Maybe it only goes uphill from here. *knocks on wood*

...So. Erm... I feel like I'm at an AA meeting. This is really difficult, considering nobody is probably ever going to read this.

Leader of the group gestures my direction* How about you, over there in the corner? Go on, introduce yourself.

I'm hamsterolive. *struggles with zipper on jacket* I write things sometimes.

Only sometimes?

sighs* Okay, well no. All the time.

...And have you ever been published?

starts to cry silently in corner* No...well, actually once. In the sixth grade. But not really.

Leader is puzzled* Well...there's cookies over there on the table. You like cookies, right? Ssh. Go eat some. It's going to be alright.

Dejected sniffles* Okay.

And...the end. That's the story of my life.

Speaking of stories, I only have one on fictionpress right now. I am actually rather fond of it...I've been toying with the idea of it for two years, and now I think I might have something nailed down for it. *More knocking on wood* We'll see.

Anyway...that's all. I'm not that interesting.

Oh, wait. I lied. I do review returns! :P

Now I'm done for real. Swear it.

-hamsterolive

P.S. I am currently returning reviews to these people: Theives R Us, deathpigeon, Ventracere, echogirlcapri, and SenatorBlitz. I haven't gotten all the way around to you guys yet, but I swear I'm getting there. I've been getting assignments at school that require three hours of work each, and I am struggling through them. :/

P.P.S. So I have a "blog" now. It's where I write about other things in my life. You can find it here. If you drop by, that would be really cool. :)

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The Confessions of Cassidy Cain (Grandmaster of Theft 1) by M.R. Hill reviews
Part crime solver, part crime causer, Cassidy Cain is an heiress who practices her own brand of noblesse oblige as The Grandmaster of Theft, a lady thief who uses her privilege & wits for the sake of those without her advantages. Her escapades typically end with her satisfied. The Adora's Tear Job, however, was not one of those cases.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,441 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 6/1/2011
Serious (As a Concussion) by Ventracere reviews
Scott and Kelsey were close. Past tense. He isn't sure what exactly happened, but after hiding a concussion to continue playing he finds himself waking up in a hospital with nothing to do but a story to retell. And hopefully, Scott can find what went wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete