It's probably really sad that I just figured out where the profile was on this. :/ I'm about as technologically advanced as a seventy-nine year old, but I'm sixty-one years short of that mark, so...heh. Maybe it only goes uphill from here. *knocks on wood*
...So. Erm... I feel like I'm at an AA meeting. This is really difficult, considering nobody is probably ever going to read this.
Leader of the group gestures my direction* How about you, over there in the corner? Go on, introduce yourself.
I'm hamsterolive. *struggles with zipper on jacket* I write things sometimes.
sighs* Okay, well no. All the time.
...And have you ever been published?
starts to cry silently in corner* No...well, actually once. In the sixth grade. But not really.
Leader is puzzled* Well...there's cookies over there on the table. You like cookies, right? Ssh. Go eat some. It's going to be alright.
Dejected sniffles* Okay.
And...the end. That's the story of my life.
Speaking of stories, I only have one on fictionpress right now. I am actually rather fond of it...I've been toying with the idea of it for two years, and now I think I might have something nailed down for it. *More knocking on wood* We'll see.
Anyway...that's all. I'm not that interesting.
Oh, wait. I lied. I do review returns! :P
Now I'm done for real. Swear it.
P.S. I am currently returning reviews to these people: Theives R Us, deathpigeon, Ventracere, echogirlcapri, and SenatorBlitz. I haven't gotten all the way around to you guys yet, but I swear I'm getting there. I've been getting assignments at school that require three hours of work each, and I am struggling through them. :/
P.P.S. So I have a "blog" now. It's where I write about other things in my life. You can find it here. If you drop by, that would be really cool. :)