Ziggles
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Joined 12-30-14, id: 1008095, Profile Updated: 06-28-19
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, General, Romance, and Thriller.

Name: Ziggles

Age: Between 0-100 (pick a number, any number)

Location: Unsure, but should probably figure that out soon

Mental Status: Better than expected, but there's time for that to change

Other Info: Raised by polar bears and still learning the perks of opposable thumbs

Favorite Quotes:

"I never leave home without a nice pair of socks." - Benjamin Franklin

"The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem." -Jack Sparrow

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins

"Goodbye . . .? Oh no, please. Can't we go back to page one and do it all over again?" -Winnie the Pooh

ALSO: I hope you enjoy my stories! Just a reminder: all thoughts are my own, so please don't copy or use any of my writing without my permission.

ALSO, ALSO: Please note that my stories are also on my personal website (ardewler (dot) com), as well as Wattpad (under the name A.R. Dewler); if you see them on those sites under that name, don't freak out. :) If my work is anywhere else, however, please let me know, because that's not me and that's not cool. :/

ALSO, ALSO, ALSO: Want to read ahead? Go check out my works on my personal website (ardewler (dot) com) - no account necessary!

Thanks, and happy reading!

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The Day(s) I Died
Vivian Travers has a problem: She can't die. It's hard to connect with others when keeping such a secret, and Vivian is content with her lifestyle of solitude. But her routine is threatened when her new neighbor greets her with bruised skin, a broken heart, and a mysterious, missing brother. Vivian may find family in an unexpected way, but what is she willing to do to keep it?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,562 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/16
Patchworked Hearts reviews
Helen is proud to run the city's favorite advice column; however, she's not proud of her troubled past, nor the fact that she can't get in a car without panicking. And then she meets Pat, who is both a trustworthy chauffeur and the sweetest man she's ever met. Between finding new love, healing old wounds, and worrying about a recent murder, how's an advice columnist to cope?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 188,105 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Complete
The Struggles of Dating a Demon reviews
Mabel's boss was a shady man, and she never blinked when he had odd looking visitors. Except one Sunday, she watched a man leaving Herman's office with a critical eye, her curiosity piqued. Not because of his intimidating appearance, but because of the way the shadows collected around him, dancing under his feet as he walked and vanishing abruptly when he shut the door behind him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Complete
Passing Planes reviews
He sees her for the first time in front of Gate C23. He's not entirely sure why she catches his eye; perhaps it's because of the focus with which she regards the book in her hands, or maybe it's her messy hair, which reminds him of his sister and her motto of "looks, schmooks." Whatever it is, Colby can't help but approach. Or, a story of fleeting interactions at an airport.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2019 - Complete
I Like You a Latte reviews
Beverly had always loved local coffee shops; when she stumbles upon Cynthia's, she enjoys a mocha and the adorable, awkward giant of a barista, who can hardly look her in the eye. As they grow closer, Beverly works to unravel his tricky past, whilst trying not to get caught up in her roommate's suspicious antics and the sudden uprising of illegal drugs and alcohol at her college.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Complete
Mismatchmaking reviews
Denise was an established matchmaker, and she was exceedingly good at her job. With a perfect, one hundred percent record for making matches that stuck through marriage and life, she was convinced that Grayson Kerr had popped out of the woodwork to ruin her record. Why else would an old college classmate reappear, ask for her help, then rebuke every single match she found for him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Complete
The Struggles of Marrying a Demon reviews
Sequel to "The Struggles of Dating a Demon." Mabel knew dating a demonic guardian was hard, and-in cases like hers-resulted in a brief loss of life, but even she wasn't prepared for the insanity that awaited her after accepting Aleron's ring. A disobedient Death, angry warlocks, suspicious repairmen, and best friends fighting leads to a whole new set of struggles.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 10/12/2017 - Complete
Why Should Heroes Remember Mortality? reviews
Continuation of "Why Should Heroes Fall in Love?" The lights were blending and spinning, leaving her disorientated. How did she end up on the city's cold pavement, and why did she feel so bad? Or, the one in which they are faced with life's most daunting fact: it ends. She always knew he wasn't invincible, even as a hero, but she forgot, sometimes, that she was just as vulnerable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Complete
Of Coffee Beans and Unexpected Romance reviews
In which Dale Spencer finally finds a roommate, but Esme Watts is not what he expected, what with her love of coffee, bright smile, and giant handbag. What's a guy to do, other than fall in love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Complete
The Not-So Deadly Assassin reviews
Felix Malchanceux was good at his job. Unintentionally so, but his superiors didn't need to know that little fact. Every one of his assignments died once he laid eyes on them, but Felix had never pulled the trigger. So what's a not-so lucky, not-so deadly assassin to do when a dangerous man threatens to kill him if he doesn't murder an innocent?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Complete
Why Should Heroes Fall in Love? reviews
The words in the magazine caused her to look at her relationship from a new angle. She was dating a hero, after all, so surely she would be the best person to answer the question, right? Throughout their insane daily lives, she ponders the different answers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Complete
Predetermined Gravestones reviews
If there's one thing I miss about old technology, it's the mystery of death. The way things used to be, you never knew when you were going to die: a beautiful ignorance. Unfortunately, we took the mystery of death for granted, and scientists spent millions of dollars creating a machine that would tell you exactly when you would die. My death day is in two and a half months.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Complete
The Nymph reviews
Heroes aren't always loved. We're prosecuted. We're hated. We're thrown under the bus, spat on, and forgotten: left to rot in a cell or a mental asylum with no one but ourselves and our dark thoughts for company. And it is then that we begin to turn into villains. I was one of the lucky ones, though. I made it out before I could become evil.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Complete
Fading Slowly reviews
Imaginary friends are real. Or, at least, we're real for a time. See, the thing about us is that we can only stay for as long as a child really needs us. In other words, the lonelier the kid, the longer we stay. But, as they grow up and make friends, we start to fade. And there's nothing worse than being forgotten.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
A Chicken, a Chandelier, and a Huge Misunderstanding reviews
My take on a prompt from Writer's Digest. Mindy was having a bad enough day as it was: the last thing she wanted to deal with was a loose chicken that was supposedly Dave; Carl hanging on the chandelier with the dog; and Tom apparently marrying the now yogurt-covered futon. All Mindy had done was gone to get more groceries, so how exactly had all this happened?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Complete