Crescent Moon Dancer
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Joined 01-03-15, id: 1008558, Profile Updated: 05-27-18
Author has written 17 stories for Spiritual, Horror, General, Nature, Fable, Western, Humor, Song, Romance, General, Fantasy, Politics, and Thriller.

Christian, wife, writer, dancer.

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Random Acts of Storytelling by American Chimpanzee reviews
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/28/2014
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam by American Chimpanzee reviews
No one pays any attention... that is, until you make a mistake.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 2/28/2014
Reprobate VS Elect by This Account is Unused reviews
A comparison of the four locations where 'seeds' land.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Complete
Christmas memories by BradytheJust reviews
"The live tree filled the house with the pine-like aroma, and I quickly switched on some instrumental Christmas music, before turning to a box of ornaments that rested on a chair waiting for someone to give them their moment to stand out on the tree. "
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Escape From Bali by watson374 reviews
It turns out that leaving Bali isn't always as easy as just getting on a plane.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Complete
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! by American Chimpanzee reviews
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Complete
The Garden by Brievel reviews
This is just a brief study I did in description.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
RaisingDad I by RaisingDad reviews
Sign in a vet's office: "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,109 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Complete
The Beatles in a Beetle by Doctor Lennon 007 reviews
Oh God, someone save us. John Lennon's driving. Utter silliness ensues on tour! Set during the late 1964 tour of Britain. Well-edited!
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Tying One On by JackDavis reviews
A condemned man has high spirits through his entire execution.
Fiction: Western - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003
Return to Beaver Creek by Rovermedic reviews
Western town..bad boy gone good
Fiction: Western - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2000
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Flower of the Night reviews
What are dreams, but perceptions of reality that may never come to pass?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Complete
Interlocking reviews
(Sequel to Missing Piece) Deep-rooted, ever-growing, spreading through her system and consuming her: The slim possibility that there was, after all, a happily ever after waiting at the end.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Complete
Defenseless reviews
It is dangerous for anyone to walk alone at night, but it is especially dangerous for an eighteen year old girl.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2016 - Complete
I Am the Very Model of a Modern Liberal Citizen reviews
Blame Gilbert and Sullivan for this one. They came up with the original song, and a parody just popped into my head. It's not my fault, I'm just a victim of circumstance.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
Song of Death, Breath of Life reviews
Captain Brady Kenway has fallen afoul of a mariner's worst nightmare - mermaids, those bewitching aids of the dreaded Sirens. Then he comes face-to-face with one of them - and the outcome is not what he expected.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Complete
Delight of the Dance reviews
A wild wind. A delicate butterfly. A rushing river. A fragile leaf, floating on the breeze. And above all, Life. Life itself, translated into that language of pure joy: Dance.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Complete
Missing Piece reviews
He protected her. She encouraged him. Her hand resting in his felt like the most natural thing in the world. They fit together flawlessly, like the pieces of a puzzle.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Sunburn on my Shoulders reviews
A true song parody, more's the pity. Go ahead and laugh, it's meant to be funny. #SupportBetterSunscreen
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2016
Wise Old Mentor vs Trolling Teenager reviews
Because some sarcasm is too good to pass up. (And because I enjoy trolling popular, cliche sayings.)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Complete
Lamentations of a (Vastly) Misunderstood Creature reviews
Disclaimer: Crescent Moon Publications does not support the following claims, accusations, opinions, assessments, etc. seen in the following presentation. Crescent Moon Publications will not be responsible for any injuries you obtain due to your silly insistence on arachnid interaction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Complete
One Had to Die reviews
Two men. Two guns. One showdown. One man will live, and one man will not.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Complete
The Not-Frog Prince reviews
When a fairy tells fourteen-year-old Azalea to kiss a frog if she wants a prince, Azalea naturally assume the whimsical creature is telling the truth. Which she is...to some degree.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Complete
Windsong reviews
This is a song I wrote in a story when I was about ten years old. I scrapped the story about two years later, but salvaged the poem. Hope you like it!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Falling Star reviews
Just another little poem I wrote when I was bored. Hope you like it! :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Ode to a Fruitcake reviews
This is just a little poem I wrote about five or so years ago, so I thought I'd post it on here and see what people think of it. :) Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
The Glass Room reviews
You'd better hope you're never behind these sheer, smooth walls. Many go in, and all come out - but never in a solid piece. Rated M for graphic mental images.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
The Devil and Jonathan Bend reviews
Based loosely on the song The Devil went down to Georgia, The Devil and Jonathan Bend tells the story of a pure young girl and a reclusive young man who come together under highly unusual circumstances and form a bond as she teaches him about the Creator and King. ON HIATUS
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015