Scott Pilgrim
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Joined 01-21-15, id: 1012127, Profile Updated: 07-01-15
Author has written 14 stories for General, Humor, Haiku, Biography, Action, and Spiritual.

What's up, homies? Name's Scott Pilgrim, but y'all can call me Scott. Everybody does. Thanks for taking the time to read my lil profile.

Hm... What to put here? Ah yes, a big question. Well, how about a lil about me then.

I'd have to say I got into writing stories because of an old PSP game called Monster Hunter. I think when I got bored with the story, it was like 100 chapters or so. I dunno. I dunno either what happened to it. Kinda sad about that. But then I got into writing original fiction, and my writing has blossomed considerably. Just a lil fact, I tend to write using references to everything, so if you can guess the reference, good for you.

Okay, so I like most reading material and most genres. I'm not into video games like I once was.

I like most music, especially classic rock. That stuff is my jam. If I had to say what my favorite band is, I couldn't choose, but my favorite song i Rock the House by Gorillaz.

Outside of Fictionpress, I love to workout, fish, and hang out with friends.

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Cities in Dust by genericdarkoverlord reviews
A young man scribbles away in a journal long after the end of the world. Set in an alternate timeline where we've already had four world wars before the 2000s and by 2020 world war 5 has killed most of the human population. Diesalpunk technology and lots of punk band references
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 4/8/2015
Cybil (FictionPress Draft) by Waxing Shadow reviews
A enigmatic organization has a scientist create the ultimate weapon. But is there more to her than meets the eye?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,617 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Complete
The Burden of Knowledge by Takeshidude reviews
Virgil lives in Fayettville North Carolina. He has just landed the greatest victory of his life: Ashlyn is coming over to his apartment to visit. The problem? Virgil happens to be an amateur magician. Lighthearted awkwardness ensues as he attempts to keep magic to himself and begins discovers a secret that could change the world forever. Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/9/2015
Breakfast at Karmucks Interdimensional Cafe by The Random Mook reviews
Story characters: we gleefully watch as they cry, bleed, and die for our entertainment. But nobody really stops to ask what happens after they've met their authors' demands. Where do they go? Who do they fight next? Join liberated former action heroines Laura and Alicia as they discover the vast cosmos that is their author's mind and discover new genres, the 4th wall, and more.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 26,708 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Fey of the Kept by Red-Damascus-Steel reviews
Sera had been living her life like that of the average young adult. She is best friends with her friend, Donato. At a regular day in college, she decides to visit her favorite spot. How would you react when you've found out everything you've come to know was a lie and, on top of that, your life was on the line? - My first story. Greek Mythology.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015
Hakur Fellgrood by BonesOfHistory reviews
The story of dwarfen repairman gets a little convoluted as he is hired by and intelligent gentleman to repair and design a device to save his family from utter despair.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 4/19/2015
The 100 Tales of Hugo by Kefkah reviews
This story will contain 100 adventures told by the main hero, Hugo. It will include his origin, his rise to power, his downfall, and his overall resolution to an average life. I will make new chapters upon response. I don't want to make more chapters and still have grammatical or general errors in the first ones.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2015
Over The Frozen Hills by Time And Space In The Balance reviews
That burning wasteland is always happening now for me – because it's inside my own head. My own mind, laid bare for me to see, events replaying themselves constantly. The present before the past, the past before the present, everything happening at the same time. I remember the moment in the claw in the heart of the wasteland, where the air slices to the touch. Where I see it all.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
The Adventures of Baxter and ROEBUCK Part 1 by John Beechem reviews
It's about a gunslinger and his robot companion, two motorcycle riding drifters who offer their services to anybody who can afford them. Fans of the video games Fallout and Borderlands will find much that is familiar. There are also a few shootouts and car chases.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2015
Evil Personified by Virtuella reviews
During fresher's week, Lucy encounters the reclusive Alan and feels immediately that she has fallen under his sinister spell. Soon she finds herself compelled to acts of wickedness... A coming-of-age story with a twist or two.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Complete
Watchtowers: Hyde and Seek (Labyrinth February 2015 Contest Winner) by Emerald Viper reviews
Everyone has a dark side. What happens when it gets loose?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2015
The Devil and Robert Johnson (2015) Rough Draft by Emerald Viper reviews
A young blues musician meets the Devil at the crossroads.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2015
The Screecher by Sentius reviews
When a man goes looking for his missing family he saves evil the trouble of finding him first.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
The Phone Booth by peter799 reviews
An ambiguous short story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Complete
For Sale: Contents of a Clay Pot by Ed Harley reviews
I'm Happy to Announce that my New Scrolls are No Longer Cursed, much
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 12/22/2011
What a Work of Art by Quacked reviews
The inside thoughts of an aging thief on one final heist.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
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Lessons of the World reviews
Tucked away in a forgotten land, an ancient sensei teaches his young, naive student about the mysteries of Life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/9/2015
Mr Jameson's Handy Guide to the Outdoors and What You'll Find There reviews
Milo, a young pharmacy tech, is bored with his current life in the suburbs and decides to break out of his shell and venture out into the woodlands to find what's really the center of himself, what really makes up Milo. With the help of a dusty field guide and some notes, come join the eye opening journey of one man as he discovers something new to life on his first sabbatical.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2017
Killing With Kindness reviews
A man finds himself thrust suddenly into a unwanted quest. Was he chosen by the gods ,or is this just some silly folly? Found out inside... bitch.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2016
Labors of Love reviews
A parody of Hercules' Twelve Labors. In order to date his new girlfriend, Cecil Coin must a series of very odd jobs given to him by her father. Can he complete them or die trying?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015
Clean Sweep reviews
A man is brutally assassinated by members of the Order of the Cleaning Fist after he turns away from their laws. Now, he seeks revenge upon those who did him wrong, one step at a time.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015
Testing 123 Testing reviews
My first journal-ish thing of how my days go...
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/2/2015
The Fight reviews
A winner and loser are born.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Complete
Back on the Scene reviews
In order to move forward from a loss, you gotta settle down, get focused, and work your ass off.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Wait, What Now? reviews
Follow the adventures of a slain knight and his faithful, yet snarky, follower as they explore life after death for storybook characters. What could go wrong?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015
LoW: Ancient Wen's Haikus reviews
Ever wondered what Ancient Wen the sensei is writing in his scrolls? Behold the teacher's teachings and writings!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/14/2015
Stealing Her Heart reviews
Labyrinth Writing Contest Feb. "Excuse me, is this seat taken?" He steals her heart, but what for?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
The Pine Hills Compilation reviews
A collection of the strange goings on in the small town Pine Hills, Mississippi.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015
Valet Underground reviews
What happens when valets aren't just valets?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Complete
Take the Shot reviews
Can he take the shot?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Complete
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