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Joined 02-12-15, id: 1015148, Profile Updated: 04-29-19
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Love, and Sci-Fi.

I know, I know, I've heard it all:

I'm bad at updating, bad at completing stories, and bad all around at this, but if you like what you read, please leave an encouraging comment, and if not, fuck you.

And for that alone, I promise I will try to be better.

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I Am Not The Hero by Lost Magic reviews
In this story I am not the Hero and trust me, that isn't a complaint. I actually like my life the way it is. Simple, boring, and, most of all, safe. But you would not believe how hard it is to keep it that way. See, I'm not the Hero of this story, and I am doing everything I can to keep it that way.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2018 - Published: 7/9/2015
The Slave's Crown by Dark Oracle reviews
Izuni lun Fang believed her clan's time was at an end, destined to be consumed by conquest, but when the Dark Oracle appears before her end to turn the tide, the world falls into chaos as sides are picked and a war begins. When an ancient artifact of immense power is discovered, the young chieftain must make the choice between honor and power in order to seek victory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,191 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017
CHAINSAW JOE by CrossPaladin reviews
Joe was a normal guy. But when some gang of shadowy figures kidnap his girlfriend, it's time for Joe to pick up a chainsaw and rescue her! Come join the over-the-top, brutal, no holds barred chainsaw violence as Joe's enemies learn the hard way that you DO NOT MESS WITH CHAINSAW JOE! (Rated M for Graphic Violence, Sexual Themes, Language and Cake)
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Complete
Legend of the Dark Oracle by Dark Oracle reviews
Every story has its prequel, a beginning before it. Long before she called herself Oracle, long before she travelled the cosmos to tell the stories of past, present, and future...there was only Sasha Lovett. Everyone has their story, and for once the Dark Oracle shall tell her own.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 139 - Words: 150,023 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
What everyone wants to see by averageperson reviews
Basically a way of saying how society is controlling us.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2016 - Complete
Another good bye by BehindGrayEyes reviews
Another good bye...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Complete
Of Blood and Fantasy by Neurophysiologic reviews
Welcome to the story, Of Blood and Fantasy. A world of horror, death, hate, and fantasy. A world that should have never existed. It was supposed to be a fun Virtual Reality MMORPG, but something is just not right. In fact something is very wrong. I'm looking for harsh criticism on this story. I want to know what you dislike about this piece. Don't hold back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2016
My Ailment is You by favefangirl reviews
The things we love most are sometimes the things that are killing us.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Complete
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The Void reviews
With the intervention of a Dark Oracle, Liz is pulled from her life, with two instructions. Find her lost love, and close 'The Void". With only a ring as her guide, she is destined to fix not only her universe, but all universes across all times.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/29/2019
HOSHI AKARI reviews
A government controlled teen spy, battles falling in love and, battling maintaining a public facade as a high s cool student, and learning she is actually part of a covert operation, a military weapon, and who travels between realms to pursue justice.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 10/27/2015
Daydreams of a Terrible Writer reviews
I can't come up with a real penname, can't find a avatar that I like, and am always told that I'm a great writer, and decided to be one. Yet, I have trouble finishing a story, let alone finding the time to finish one. So, I daydream all of the fantastic, adventure filled, sporadic action packed moments that I rarely seem to write, or that never actually come to life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 12/7/2015
Damn love reviews
A poem on feeling the regrets of love. Wishing you didn't have to feel love, feeling let down in love, but still, it's 'love'.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Complete
Untitled reviews
Random poem
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2016