Like a Feather
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Joined 08-21-01, id: 101553
Author has written 5 stories for Humor, Young Adult, and Historical.

Well, I'm back. I guess. There have been many of these "I'm back" notes since I was in seventh grade, but we'll see how it goes this time. I got rid of the Nikka stories, as they are quite silly. But, if you want to read them, I still have them and you can see them any time.

Anyhow, read "One Time, At Band Camp...", the ultimate marching band story. I'm hoping it is accessible to the general public, and not just those who have endured band camp. If you are one of the lucky who have not, to get the full experience, you must stand in an empty parking lot on a sunny August day with a saxophone strapped around your neck while you reading, and you must also march and play. Don't forget: LEG LIFT!

Also, I have a few screenplays I've worked on. Finished is "The History Channel Presents: The War of Canadian Aggression." I wrote this for a movie project I did last year, where I had planned to write the most masculine story by a female ever created. Well, it was certainly masculine, but it flew over the heads of everyone I knew except my teacher (who loved it and gave it 109) and Tyler Theofolis (who goes to Yale.) Check it out if you dare.

I have "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," a dark comedy I've been working on, based on the Beatles song of the same name. Yah, I've been working on it for five years. Plus, there's always "Sit Down Comedy," which I will probably never add to as my aspiration to be a comic is gone, but its stood up to the test of time.

NEW: "SUCK IT: THE MUSICAL." Planning to make this into a real movie...Its gonna be interesting.

Daughter of the Desert by Alexia Goddess reviews
*FINISH* She is Kilitatarah, 'Daughter of the Desert,' for her love of Egypt. Will that love spread to its King when she finds a mysterious incantation that only she can read and is taken back in time? Back to Ancient Egypt? And who is planning a murder?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,133 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002
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Francis Weaver, a 17 year old teenager who lets the world trample upon him, meets a free-spirited girl who inspires him to tell the world to "SUCK IT." Based on my experiences.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Published: 11/21/2005
Maxwell's Silver Hammer reviews
From a young age, Maxwell Edison has a strange fascination with hammers and violence, which eventually leads to a killing spree while in college. Based on the Beatles song of the same name.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005
The War of Canadian Aggression reviews
I script I wrote for a movie project last year. Based on the idea that Canada could strike back at us at any moment for being mean to them. Set up like a History Channel Documentary, quite the clever little thing. Rated M for being to in depth for regular
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005
One Time, At Band Camp reviews
A novel of marching band. What more can you say? Rated M for that bad language that all teenagers use.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 2/26/2004
Sit-Down Comedy reviews
Funny things, written out, for you to sit down and read. Have fun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 12/14/2001