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Joined 05-13-00, id: 10158
Author has written 2 stories for General.
Okay, now here's what you gotta do: first of all, you grab that big mook by the ears (and make sure you got a hell of a grip on him, for God sakes), then you spit the prune juice right into his eyes - I guarantee, he will never EVER crap on your lawn again without thinkin' twice. Or you could just read my fanfiction, it'll do pretty much the same thing.
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In the Master's House
A tale of one man's guilt, deceit and woe.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Published: 11/11/2002
The Waiting Room reviews
A short piece of writing describing my recent visit to a hospital.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002