“Emma, it’s a kissing booth. You have to actually kiss them.” “Joey I like you as much as anyone can like an anally attentive, obsessive compulsive, president of the planning committee but I refuse, wholeheartedly, to kiss Lucas Harvey.”

So there's this guy in my class. I guess he's kind of my friend. I mean, we went to the movies together. But then once he dropped me back off at my house, he did something I don't think he should have. He kissed me. Now that sort of affection is completely uncharted waters for the BOTH of us, so now I'm not exactly sure WHAT this means for the both of us and our relationship.

Here's the deal: You get Emo Boy to go out with you for a month, and my Prada is all yours."