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Joined 05-01-15, id: 1025201, Profile Updated: 08-22-16
Author has written 28 stories for General, Mystery, Fantasy, Politics, Humor, Nature, Humor, Fable, Life, Fantasy, Family, and General.

Hello All, welcome to the weird and wonderful world of my writing.

My efforts are diverse. Most of the things I post here will be poetry or short stories.

My shorts tend to be either slice of life, fantasy, or talking animals, with a few bits of mystery/crime drama thrown in because I felt the need to stretch my writing muscles.

My poetry is equally eclectic. A lot of it is simple imagery. Some is political. Some is emotional venting.

If you enjoy my writing and have any interest in fan fiction for Criminal Minds or Numb3rs, please check out stories by Dreamwriter5000 on Fanfiction.net

I value constructive criticism, reviews, and other rational feedback. I try to return the effort when it is made.

Hope you find your time immersed in my creations well spent. Thank you.

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Stranger Danger by pastryninja reviews
A girl walks alone at night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3 - Complete
Tranquility by CoffeeWritingAddiction reviews
The ocean tides are low tonight.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8 - Complete
Freedom by Ninniacthel reviews
A poem I wrote back in 25/2/2016. It's about living freely without all the daily pressure and stress on top of you. :)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Complete
Monochrome by Zukafu Chirimoarimoto reviews
"Upon reflection, standing outside my flat, shivering violently, was one of the better moments of the night. If only I could have appreciated it a little more at the time; or better yet, done myself the huge favour of going in, locking the door and making a cuppa instead. But no, I muttered a curse and stayed put, waiting..."
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/16/2015
Splashing in Sanity by pastryninja reviews
At the other cat's head tilt, Whiskers explained, "I'm going to become a fish."
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
A Note from an Author by Zukafu Chirimoarimoto reviews
"Here is a little piece, A part of my mind and soul..." As writers, we are constantly creating worlds we wish to share. Sometimes, we simply want to share something smaller, something sincere in the form of a few lines...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2016
Hidden Shadows by Geminiwriter93 reviews
Rose and Peter Dandry were leading a normal life until one day in school they got a call from the police that their mother was found dead in the woods. With so many suspects, who can they question first? Written: May 2005
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
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I am cat reviews
I am cat Heed my call. Come read this poem. Enjoy it all.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1 - Complete
Writer wanting work
A unique sort of cover letter for a writer seeking employment. A bit of silly fun.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Published: 8/12 - Complete
Puritans
Long ago, the puritans went to sea.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 7/31 - Complete
Cadences and patterns
Cadences and patterns, music in the mind...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1
Dangerous waters
The gator was seven feet if it was an inch. From the front, half of that seemed to be jaw.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Published: 6/21 - Complete
Literary Realizations
Musings about being a writer.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 5/29 - Complete
on rebellious children
A little ditty on childish rebellion
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Published: 4/30 - Complete
Blood suckers reviews
Remnant of a nightmare with such potential for future story I could not banish it.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/30 - Complete
And the cat shall rule reviews
It's time to wake, my human. You will not tell me nay. For if you dare to try it, it's for mercy you shall pray.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
First Day's lunch reviews
A silly bit of nonsense about a good natured drunk trying to order lunch at a diner.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31 - Complete
dogma's drum reviews
What is the great appeal of directing what affects you not?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8 - Complete
Frozen Mind reviews
Something that occurred to me while contemplating things.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3 - Complete
Not my President reviews
Political Venting. If you weren't happy with the United States election results. You will enjoy this. Otherwise, probably best to skip.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6 - Complete
Surprising Heroes reviews
The Unsung and Unexpected surprise those who fail to see...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
Lurking Shadows reviews
What if those we call evil hold wisdom's final spark?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
Aligator myth reviews
The bane of Snapjaw, the alligator's existence was the fly. On hot days, the fly clan would drive him mad.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
Payback reviews
Payback sings a siren song...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Feline Friends reviews
My parents had two cats. As I lay on my blanket staring at these fascinating furred creatures, I was suddenly aware that they were speaking to each other.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2016 - Complete
Glory reviews
Glory rises in the dawn...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Complete
Cat vs Squirrel
I adored cats; their existence reminded me that God had a sense of humor. Many people told me that cats were aloof and incomprehensible. They said that a cat chose it's human, rather than the other way around.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Complete
Naughty little boys
Trees and flowers and rocks. Caught in the timelessness of stone.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Complete
Single story
A single story, the focus of all
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Complete
An ode to crazy times reviews
Escape and hide, from reality
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Complete
Negative energy
Negative energy, clamping down.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Complete
Toil with troubles
The world is ending, they keep telling me. Badgering and asking, why can't I see.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
The good life is going reviews
"I don't want to go outside!" "And I don't want you to stay inside. So, guess who gets what they want?" Zipper pouted. Some people will tell you that cats cannot pout. Don't believe them. Zipper is a champ at it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Complete
Blue's box
Samantha woke from the nightmare with a terrified gasp, uncertain what was real and what was dream. Finding herself in a hospital bed with her arms in restraints set her teetering on the edge of hysterical panic, thrown back to memories she was very careful not to think about except during sessions with her psychiatrist.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,333 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Complete
Wordsmith's wish reviews
A short bit about growing as a writer
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2016 - Complete