Evil Hunter
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Joined 08-25-01, id: 102885
Author has written 5 stories for General, and General.
The above link is for my account at . That's where my lists are posted. (shameless plug) Go read them!
Voice: Evil Hunter would like to apologise for the shameless plug, but won't, because she's stubborn.

It is I, the great, the powerful, the wonderous-- ok, well, maybe not *that* great... or powerful... or wonderous... --* BAH! The name's Evil Hunter, writer of dark, angsty or just plain stupid/weird fanfics from any category I can get my hands on. *grin* Fear me. Hate me. Love me. It's up to you.

Also writes: Just plain weird junk. Call me a freak if you want. It'd be true. ^^;
Likes: Angst, darkness, the cold, stupid and strange things. And poutine. That's cheese and gravy over fries. *licks lips* It's good.
Really likes: Anime, books, movies, cartoons (I'm still a kid at heart!), poetry, writing, the computer.
Dislikes: Lots'a stuff.
Strongly dislikes: Teletubies, Barney and friends, sap, teenyboppers... you get the idea.
Is prone too: Babble. Rant. Run around saying the sky is falling. Laugh at things that aren't funny. Talk too much about nothing. Poke unsuspecting people. Live life to it's emptiest. Smile and nod. Run around saying the end is coming. Do nothing. Attack random persons with my fingers. Turn my mouth up in a banana shape and make an up and down gesture with my head. Make fun of the unlaughable. Run around with my English paper saying life is worthless. (My English paper is on what killed Juliet (from Romeo and Juliet), by the way.) Repeat myself. Repeat myself. Repeat myself. *grin*
Thoughts as of 8-31-02, 7:30, SJT: My feet are cold. My computer is located in my basement, and hence, my feet tend to be cold. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just wear slippers, but then I put them on, and I understand. In a week school begins. I don't like school, but I don't particularly not like school, either. I write poetry. My poetry tends to be completely odd, sometimes only partially odd. It seems that I am only able to write dark, angsty prose, or odd, funny lists, but poetry is a mixture of whatever. I enjoy writing it, though my friends don' seem to understand. I watch anime and read manga. My favourite anime tend to be shojo, but I do love Love Hina, Gundam Wing, and other lesser-known shonen anime. I beta-read a story called Through the Northland Snows, by an author pen-named Singing Nightingale. I enjoy that, too. My favourite colour is red, except when placed on kitchen counter tops. My hat is black. My eyes are blue, but at this very moment, they look gray, and earlier today, my mom said they were green. I tend to write things more in first person than anything else, and most of my favourite stories are written in first person. I currently sport a mullet, also known as Hockey Hair, also known as, 'Ew, get rid of it, get rid of it.' I plan on having it removed when I cut my hair for school. I sketch, mostly cartoons of people in hats. I love my black hat. Would you like to see my black hat? It is, indeed, a very nice hat. And those were my thoughts. (Time: 8:10, SJT)

Current/Old Obsession: Turtles. Anything slow with a shell that isn't a snail, I love. I just bought a rubber turtle, like a rubber duck, only it isn't a duck, it's a turtle, and it's name is Squirt, because that's what was written on the side, above a redish purple swirl. I have many, many turtle related things laying around my house, mostly things having to do with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (turles in a half-shell! Turtle Power!). I must compile them all someday and put up a Current Turtle Count poll or something. I would like that.

There are loopholes. There are always loopholes. You can't get rid of loopholes, because if you patch up one, Loop will just ram his fist into the Rulebook and make a new one.

Thank you for reading my bio. Have a nice day, or, at least, a semi-nice day.

NOTE: I've been having some trouble putting my short story The Man Under my Bed (which didn't win anything, in case you were wondering) back onto the site, so don't go looking for it just yet. That's all; thanks for the support. -EH

Cards by Chrisanthanum
Two typical teenage boys send the town into hysterics
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2001
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The Daily Poetry Scam: Two reviews
Different peoms, same basic Scam. Brought to you nearly daily, the Daily Poetry Scam's poem for today is, "Life." .... Not much to say 'bout this one... Angsty-Muisng, Gray.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 7/29/2002
Wings reviews
A short story about a guy with a disease called Wings. Take a look, it won't bite.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2002
The Daily Poetry Scam reviews
It's the daily poetry scam, brought to you from the home of the Evil Hunter! Note: As of 7-29-02, new poems will be post in the DPS:2. Thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002
What We Had reviews
PG13 to be safe... some mild cursing... The thoughts of a young lover while they watch their partner on a deathbed... dark...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002
Careless reviews
It's what happens when no one cares... PG13 just to be safe... dark...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2002