kaffeflote
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Joined 07-06-15, id: 1032700, Profile Updated: 03-16-18
Author has written 21 stories for Love, Life, General, Essay, Fable, Nature, General, and Biography.

hello it's your friendly neighborhood dysfunctional gay, writing stories for fun. i update once in a blue moon and usually with pretty underwhelming stuff, but i hope you can find something you like

i do have several wips, but no promises on when those are coming. eventually. maybe. in the future. hypothetically.

this is my main place for posting (non-fanfiction) stuff, please enjoy and leave a review! (reviews feed my dark and affection-starved soul), i also have accounts on fanfiction.net (username: kaffeflote) and ao3 (username: kaffeflote) if you're interested in more of my fanfic stuff

note: if you don't like gay stuff then you're probably in the wrong place, friend

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inky fingers by nerdi reviews
poems written with a purpose, or is it on a whim?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/25
Genderqueer by vitriolicvermilion reviews
I refused to choose a gender from a list of two options, as if our Technicolor world is made up of black and white. //Unfinalized title, I think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
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The Poetry Basket reviews
a place for me to put shorter poems and/or other pieces that are too short to be alone or just aren't a part of anything else. they're all unrelated and so this is listed as complete, all poems are of various quality and length, changes in rating may happen
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Complete
Why?
"They didn't outwardly react, but simply let him break down in front of them."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
Timelessness
"Her eyes are closed, her body is completely relaxed on Yelena's lap, and she seems almost half asleep." / Short, gay, romantic. What's not to love? (Referenced sexy-times, not at all explicit)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Ocean breeze
"Further out on a quieter part of the harbor, next to an empty fish-store, sat a girl." / Please leave a review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Good person
"They were both dirty, smelly, and exhausted, but they didn't leave. They wouldn't leave, not now." / Yet another old abandoned draft.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Cuddling
"Eve woke up cuddling with someone who wasn't either Alexis or Kas." / An old unfinished excerpt, just thought it was kinda cute and wanted to post it. Rated for the f-word.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Exchange
Two friends help each other out with respective tasks.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Bullet
"But when it sinks into the soft flesh of Cindy's chest and she's pushed a step back with her eyes and mouth open in shock and no a small bit of fear, time seems to kick into gear again." / Warning for blood, death, and guns; T rating for safety but could go up, unsure of genre/category.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Month Day Year
From this prompt: Write a piece about someone who misread a deadline. "What had for months been just a vague event in the far future was now imminent."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
Rummet var mörkt reviews
En kort dikt om en middag och kärlek. "Rummet var mörkt/och rösterna tysta/för allt jag kunde se var Dig". (Now including English translation in the second chapter!)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Swedish - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Beach Poems reviews
Poems from the beach. Enjoy and leave a review if you like!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
one song
two girls and a song. extremely short and probably confusing. an attempt at a new style. rated T for implications of alcohol.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
The Tip of Denmark reviews
A quick retelling of my trip to Denmark this summer. It's short and open to potential change, please enjoy!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
Dead and Cold
a poem of my experience of looking for northern lights. "when the world is dark, dead and cold..."
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Ordinary reviews
the first class started with a wasp flying into the room. the third class started with the smell of sewers. the fifth lesson started with an invasion of privacy. / I have no clue if this is the appropriate category/genre, please leave a review! republished because of reasons.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Complete
In the end reviews
"In the end, it turned out alright." Please leave a review/feedback, and tell me if you think I should change the category/genre because I'm really unsure.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
Cold reviews
"He stumbled, trying to catch himself on something, but his hands couldn't find a grip on the uneven wall so he fell to the ground." Slightly dark, but nothing explicit. Please leave a review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
Coffee Shop reviews
A slightly poetic description of an experience in a coffee shop. EDIT: reformatted and edited a few things.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
I Don't Know reviews
Nonfiction, a piece of text detailing my thoughts about myself. Includes talk about gender-identity, sexuality, and race.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Complete
Knivhuggaren
"Jag kan inte ha gjort det. Det otänkbara, det overkliga, det som inte ska, inte får hända utanför TV:n. Det som bara får hända i filmer, det som man ibland hör om på nyheterna." Han reflekterar över det som inte kan ha hänt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - Swedish - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Complete
All Along reviews
A short poem about coming to terms with yourself. Please leave a review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Complete