kaffeflote
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Joined 07-06-15, id: 1032700, Profile Updated: 03-16-18
Author has written 23 stories for Love, Life, General, Essay, Fable, Nature, General, and Biography.

hello it's your friendly neighborhood dysfunctional gay, writing stories for fun. i update once in a blue moon and usually with pretty underwhelming stuff, but i hope you can find something you like

i do have several wips, but no promises on when those are coming. eventually. maybe. in the future. hypothetically.

this is my main place for posting (non-fanfiction) stuff, please enjoy and leave a review! (reviews feed my dark and affection-starved soul), i also have accounts on fanfiction.net (username: kaffeflote) and ao3 (username: kaffeflote) if you're interested in more of my fanfic stuff

note: if you don't like gay stuff then you're probably in the wrong place, friend

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inky fingers by nerdi reviews
poems written with a purpose, or is it on a whim?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/25
Genderqueer by vitriolicvermilion reviews
I refused to choose a gender from a list of two options, as if our Technicolor world is made up of black and white. //Unfinalized title, I think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
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The Poetry Basket reviews
a place for me to put shorter poems and/or other pieces that are too short to be alone or just aren't a part of anything else. they're all unrelated and so this is listed as complete, all poems are of various quality and length, changes in rating may happen
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Complete
Swirling fog
They stood outside the house and debated whether is was worth it to knock. / short
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 6/16 - Complete
Lazy day
Her hand was running through his hair gently, having long ago run out of tangles to brush out and now simply enjoying the feeling of his silky newly washed hair. / a short domestic drabble, with a hint of magic.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Published: 6/16 - Complete
Why?
"They didn't outwardly react, but simply let him break down in front of them."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Published: 4/20 - Complete
Timelessness
"Her eyes are closed, her body is completely relaxed on Yelena's lap, and she seems almost half asleep." / Short, gay, romantic. What's not to love? (Referenced sexy-times, not at all explicit)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Ocean breeze
"Further out on a quieter part of the harbor, next to an empty fish-store, sat a girl." / Please leave a review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Good person
"They were both dirty, smelly, and exhausted, but they didn't leave. They wouldn't leave, not now." / Yet another old abandoned draft.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Cuddling
"Eve woke up cuddling with someone who wasn't either Alexis or Kas." / An old unfinished excerpt, just thought it was kinda cute and wanted to post it. Rated for the f-word.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Exchange
Two friends help each other out with respective tasks.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Bullet
"But when it sinks into the soft flesh of Cindy's chest and she's pushed a step back with her eyes and mouth open in shock and no a small bit of fear, time seems to kick into gear again." / Warning for blood, death, and guns; T rating for safety but could go up, unsure of genre/category.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Published: 3/15 - Complete
Month Day Year
From this prompt: Write a piece about someone who misread a deadline. "What had for months been just a vague event in the far future was now imminent."
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
Rummet var mörkt reviews
En kort dikt om en middag och kärlek. "Rummet var mörkt/och rösterna tysta/för allt jag kunde se var Dig". (Now including English translation in the second chapter!)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Swedish - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Beach Poems reviews
Poems from the beach. Enjoy and leave a review if you like!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
one song
two girls and a song. extremely short and probably confusing. an attempt at a new style. rated T for implications of alcohol.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
The Tip of Denmark reviews
A quick retelling of my trip to Denmark this summer. It's short and open to potential change, please enjoy!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2017 - Complete
Dead and Cold
a poem of my experience of looking for northern lights. "when the world is dark, dead and cold..."
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Complete
Ordinary reviews
the first class started with a wasp flying into the room. the third class started with the smell of sewers. the fifth lesson started with an invasion of privacy. / I have no clue if this is the appropriate category/genre, please leave a review! republished because of reasons.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Complete
In the end reviews
"In the end, it turned out alright." Please leave a review/feedback, and tell me if you think I should change the category/genre because I'm really unsure.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
Cold reviews
"He stumbled, trying to catch himself on something, but his hands couldn't find a grip on the uneven wall so he fell to the ground." Slightly dark, but nothing explicit. Please leave a review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
Coffee Shop reviews
A slightly poetic description of an experience in a coffee shop. EDIT: reformatted and edited a few things.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Complete
I Don't Know reviews
Nonfiction, a piece of text detailing my thoughts about myself. Includes talk about gender-identity, sexuality, and race.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Complete
Knivhuggaren
"Jag kan inte ha gjort det. Det otänkbara, det overkliga, det som inte ska, inte får hända utanför TV:n. Det som bara får hända i filmer, det som man ibland hör om på nyheterna." Han reflekterar över det som inte kan ha hänt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - Swedish - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Complete
All Along reviews
A short poem about coming to terms with yourself. Please leave a review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Complete