Lord Wezel
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Joined 08-04-15, id: 1036029, Profile Updated: 10-13-16
Author has written 57 stories for Humor, Horror, General, General, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Love, Life, Romance, Humor, Spiritual, Supernatural, and Historical.

Greetings mortals,

It is with great humility that I present to you Lord Wezel’s magnificent collection of fictional works!

But first, allow me to introduce myself. I am Lord Wezel, humble author of perhaps the universe’s greatest collection of fiction. I fancy myself an evil supervillain with a frozen, dead heart; though my best friend describes me as a harmless flower. Pah! I often describe myself as timeless, hilarious, and appreciative of quality dark humor. I reside inside a nearly-impenetrable castle. From within these walls I produce my fiction and share it for the pleasure of the gracious reader.

My stories more often than not feature humor, dark, or insanity. But I am fond of many other genres, family and romance included. I also use self-made limits and challenges to make the writing process more interesting for myself in many of my stories. Finally, I am generally present in some form or way within every story I post. My best friend also provides inspiration for some characters, leading to greatly humorous scenes!

My personal favorite story from my entire collection is No Way Out, a story about a neuro-scientist who attempts to cure the world of its fear and sadness.


I’d describe the majority of my stories as humorous tales to distract readers from the dreadful woes of life. In this category, I’d recommend the following favorites:

Table For One (Six shades of a man’s personality enjoy dinner together. What could go wrong?)

Encounters with a Hopelessly Romantic Weirdo (A dedicated woman hunts down three monsters, determined to make one her husband!)

How to College Like a Pro (The woes of a college student who naively assumed the Internet actually had a caring soul.)

Let Go of My Tail! (The first meeting between a cynical, grouchy foxgirl and a cheery, love-struck catboy.)

Magic of the Authors (A comedic dedicatory to all the fiction writers out there.)


Of course, many of my stories tackle dark topics in life. Of such, I’d recommend the following:

A Tale of Fear (Fear as told by Lord Wezel.)

The Dark Side of Light (A historical fiction of the Cold War, from the perspective of a Soviet school. Note the “fiction” part.)

A Difference Between Good and Evil (A “good deed” from the perspective of an evil man.)

Unrecognizable (A story about a chronically-suffering boy.)


Or perhaps the gracious reader is a fan of varying levels of dark humor… in that case, these stories will be good reads:

Wezel’s Fairy Tales (My twisted re-tellings of beloved childhood stories and poems.)

Imagination Salesman (Anything can be bought from the salesman with a magical cardboard box. Be careful what you wish for…)

Dinner Date (A lunch encounter between two woodland creatures in an urban office setting.)

By My Hand (A story about an egotistical, all-powerful butterfly.)


Darkness not your favorite cup of tea? Lord Wezel has some positive and inspirational stories, too. Perhaps the reader would enjoy the following:

I, the Little Brother (A little brother braves the danger of boy-melting cooties to comfort his distraught sister.)

Loving Through Pain (Two stubborn friends are determined to love each other, even through fights.)

If It Meant They Could Live (A man reminisces about war and family.)

Greater (An orphan girl shows the world that happiness can be found even in dark circumstances.)


There are also several romance stories available for enjoyment. My favorites are:

My Aching Heart (A dramatic love story too adorable for words.)

Love So Rare (A fairy tale type story about the romance between a king and maid.)

Love Like Hers (A man describes his love for the perfect woman in poetry form.)

To Date or Not to Date (This story features an alternating focus between the two budding romances of opposite personalities.)


Occasionally his Lordship dabbles humbly in the finer arts of poetry and rhyme. Some personal favorites are:

Love Song of the Introverts: a Duet (This is a sad tale about the doomed love of two introverts who unknowingly share a mutual desire for each other.)

Uninspired Author (The woes of an- Yeah, this is pretty self-explanatory.)

My Name (Life as told by Wind.)

The Garden (This is a poetic-story about the despair hidden behind beauty and life.)


If you enjoy cat-themed stories as much as the next fanatic-weirdo, then these stories are sure to become favorites:

The Cat o’ Nine Tales (A series of tales told from the perspective of a cat.)

Siblings (A brother and sister play together in a battle of superiority.)

Communion with Death (A man hopes his offering pleases Death himself.)


I have also been very privileged to have co-authored three stories with my best friend and fellow writer, Miss ZB (zanybellecloudo).

The Nightmare Before Halloween (A husband and wife enjoy a private Halloween party with some unexpected visitors, surprises, and startling revelations! This story can be found on zanybellecloudo’s FictionPress page.)

Brilliant Brit, Awkward American (A dorky American girl falls head over heels in love with a clueless British guy. Unfortunately for him, she will not take no for an answer. This story can be found on Lord Wezel’s page… which incidentally is right where you are currently at.)

A Romantic Night of Blood, Screams, and Howls (A humorous story describing a date between a vampiress and wolfman, and all the mayhem and fun they share. This story can also be found on Lord Wezel’s page.)

I am also the proud editor (and writer of a couple chapters) of ZB’s recent story, Undying Ones: The Return (A story describing the friendship and love shared between a woman and her vampiric best friend.)

If you’re interested in stories which face life boldly, dramatically, and often humorously, then I’d recommend ZB’s collection of stories. A few of my particular favorites include:

The ‘FUN’ in Funeral (A woman meets Grim after she dies in a humiliating fashion; leading to a life-changing and unexpected encounter between the two.)

The Thirteenth of Never (A story about a couple separated by death. Yet, love knows no bounds… not even the chasm between life and after-life.)

The Eternal Song (A beloved story about an endearing frog-creature, a sweet girl, and the power of a healing melody.)

Midnight Wolves (A wolfman does anything necessary to protect his wife and daughter; even hunt down every member of his murderous werewolf family.)

A Pirate’s Heart (A story about a depressed pirate, a cheeky first mate, and a green-wearing stowaway.)

The Creepy Caterpillar (This is an amazing story which shows that beauty is on the inside, and the world is often a cruel place.)


If you are simply on the site by mistake and would rather be reading fanfiction, then it is just your luck! Lord Wezel also has a minor presence on FanFiction under the same penname, with six stories based on Disney’s Frozen. These range from humor to dark to family bonding. I am sure at least one of these stories may catch the reader’s fancy!


Two of my stories have been published on Youtube as audio recordings by The Saturday Storytellers. These are The Grumpy Crab and A Father’s Pain. Be sure to check them!


"I see a box. Outside there is darkness. Inside there is only me. Inside I am safe. I am trapped. There is no way out. I can see everything through the darkness. Thoughts, feelings, emotions, dreams, fears. I try to walk out but I can't. There is no way out. Only now do I realize that I made this box. And I shut myself inside. And I threw away the key. Inside there is only me. Inside I am safe. And there is no way out." –Dr. Peter Altmann

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Undying Love: The Return by zanybellecloudo reviews
Death is the only thing in life we are promised. Our next meal, kiss or breath may never come, but death will always be there. Waiting. Or, at least that's what I thought until I made friends with a vampire. That's when I realised some things never die, and even if they do, they always return to those they love. [Edited by Lord Wezel].
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 7/8/2016
Lessons In Hurt by zanybellecloudo reviews
The experiences of one human told through lessons suffered. A look at the cycle of abuse which can trap a person until the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Complete
Distance By Clouds by zanybellecloudo reviews
In the darkness she sat, silently aglow, watching her love far below. As the darkness grew and the moon hid in fright... she patiently waited for the sight of her love beyond the clouds, when suddenly she tumbled down...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Complete
Until Love Has A Face by zanybellecloudo reviews
A faceless love roams my dreams... Will he forever remain unseen...?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Complete
VIRTUALLY REALITY by zanybellecloudo reviews
Human nature is either warm or cold. Warmth is in the soul, and coldness in the mind. One is always easier to feel. The other a painful struggle, much like grinding a stone. But sometimes we have no choice which we are meant to be. A futuristic vision of the world.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Complete
Mine Monstrous Flower by zanybellecloudo reviews
A Shakespearean style narrative poem. This tells of a woeful tale about love which takes a dark and disastrous turn. The nature of loveth never dost runeth smoothly...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Complete
Unacceptance by zanybellecloudo reviews
A poem of few words but profound meaning. Because it matters.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Complete
Immortally Frozen by zanybellecloudo reviews
A coldness that never departs, from foolish, broken hearts. So I may remember. A poem for myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Complete
The Creepy Caterpillar by zanybellecloudo reviews
A lesson taught by an acquaintance on the true nature of the world.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
Voluntary Disconnect Love by zanybellecloudo reviews
Forever seeking what is lost. A relentless journey. A spirited quest. To find something so precious...
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
A Pirate's Heart by zanybellecloudo reviews
A pirate story told in poetry form with humorous intent. A savvy pirate must stop her lily-livered scurvy pirate mate from summoning a dangerous storm, caused from a depressive sulk. Aye a pirate's life for me! Enjoy, me hearties.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Complete
Life's Lament by zanybellecloudo reviews
Life's lament, as it considers all that was and all that remains.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Complete
The Beast is in the Eye of the Beholder by zanybellecloudo reviews
Do we ever truly see the real beasts and more importantly do they see us...?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
The Black Widow and Her Flies by drowning in ice reviews
Injustice and cruelty is little more than a set up. It's best to let it go when it lets you go. (short rhymed couplet - no swearing, no vulgarity, only a pleasant little metaphor.)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2015
A Very Green Christmas Eve by zanybellecloudo reviews
A light-hearted Christmassy poem to wish you all season greetings. Enjoy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Complete
The Thirteenth of Never by zanybellecloudo reviews
They awoke startled and disoriented at the site of the accident. Clearly a car crash from the looks of things but neither the man nor woman had any recollection of anything bad happening. In fact neither of them had any recollection of anything at all. Staring knowingly at each other they felt their hearts as one, trembling mercilessly inside their chests before everything faded...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Complete
Merchant of Life by zanybellecloudo reviews
A simple story about a traveller who meets a merchant and finds more than he could ever have imagined.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Halloween by zanybellecloudo reviews
A unique Halloween tale, written by a Lord and a Peasant, with humorous slapstick wackiness at its heart and a classic mash of monsters to satisfy the most ravenous of appetites! Set your faces to stun, your ribs to tickle, as we begin... The Nightmare Before Halloweeeeeeen...!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Complete
The Eternal Song by zanybellecloudo reviews
Long ago, before technology and towering skyscrapers, a simpler world existed. A world where nothing but green fields full of wild flowers grew, where the sky was always clear blue and the air so crisp and clean it tasted sweet on your very tongue.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Complete
Technically, Depression is the Real Monster by pastryninja reviews
Jamie, the most emo and melodramatic teenager ever, sulkingly tags along on a trip to Camp Stabby Death. Will he save the day when a serial killer shows up? Or fall prey to a slasher cliche?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
The 'FUN' in Funeral by zanybellecloudo reviews
When Lara meets Grim she decides her FUNeral is going to be unconventional... bringing a sense of joy to the proceedings. The afterlife will never be the same again! A humble tale told with heart, humour and hope. Yet somehow infinite in spirit. For all. [A Complete Short Story].
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Complete
In The Beginning: A Story by zanybellecloudo reviews
In the beginning there was no sound. Everything was silent, like a forgotten planet long abandoned by all living things.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
The Qualms of a Writer… by zanybellecloudo reviews
Seldom are creatives we never truly prosper. Only hide and sneak with most nimble of feets.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Complete
Mike & Me by zanybellecloudo reviews
A beautifully quaint story about star-crossed lovers set in the world of Half-Beasts. Aly and Mike are roommates and best friends. She's human and he's half-man half-silver wolf. They can't fall in love, it would never be allowed, it's unacceptable, wrong. But it's inevitable. This is a story about allowing love to soar freely without judgement and hatred because love is boundless.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,797 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Complete
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Cruel Reminiscence reviews
I cry and lash out angrily, so I hide myself. Outwardly, it appears I'm only clenching my fists and teeth, but inside I'm very angry.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2017 - Complete
Lamenting Death
The thoughts of a man mourning his fear of the future.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Published: 10/19/2016 - Complete
The Grumpy Crab reviews
When a crab develops a sore throat, a passing emphatic fish is determined to help relieve its pain... much to the crab's annoyance.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Complete
Wezel's Fairy Tales reviews
This is my twisted re-telling of classic fairy tales. They are suspenseful, horror stories with few words. The best kind.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/7/2015
Tales of Trickery reviews
Various pranks, tricks, deceptions, and betrayals, all for the sake of humor.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016
The Dark Side of Light reviews
Soviet children are going about their daily school routines when they're interrupted by a sound no child should hear: nuclear launch alarms.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
The Cat o' Nine Tales reviews
Nine tales describing various, humorous points in the life of the narrator. From near-death experiences to failed romances, life is never easy for a Supreme One.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015
Clearly, This Was a Good Idea reviews
How does the self-proclaimed master prankster prove his superiority? By launching a dozen water balloons at his irritable, sarcastic girlfriend, of course! If he's lucky, perhaps bards will even sing of his deed for years after his death! The third short story in my "Table For One" series.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Complete
A Father's Pain reviews
A father retells the story of his daughter's birth; much to the great amusement of his giggling children.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Complete
Imagination Salesman reviews
This salesman deals in rare and strange wares with no thought to the emotional well-being of his customers. With his bowler hat and monocle, he lives by the motto: "If it can be thought, it can be bought." This story uses a variety of humor, but keep in mind that dark humor is the specialty here.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/5/2016
Goody-Goody reviews
When a trembling boy tries to gain entrance to a place of questionable reputation, a group of criminals learns the hard way that appearances can be deceiving.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Complete
He Was a Fish reviews
A distraught husband seeks comfort from his wife after the tragic death of his best friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Complete
Never Forget reviews
Sometimes a single moment can follow a person for the rest of his life. This is the rough recollection of a young boy's experience with such a moment.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Complete
Let Go of My Tail! reviews
A cynical foxgirl only wants to drink her coffee in peace as she mopes about her loneliness, but the cheery catboy who serves her drink won't stop harrassing her with his charming affection. Maybe she should do the world a favor and rip him to shreds with her deadly fox claws?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Complete
Loving Through Pain reviews
Those closest to you will sometimes hurt you, but mutual love is always stronger than pain.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
Uninspired Author reviews
"For what use is a writer … if he cannot write even one sentence?"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
Not Afraid to Die reviews
A father and mother must answer their sickly, bedridden daughter's questions. But how do you tell a young girl that she may die from a likely-terminal disease she doesn't understand?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Complete
An Evening Haunt reviews
Genevieve is an irritable, unhappy, uneasily impressed woman who is trudging through mud and all sorts of yuck to attend a Halloween party. Not happy about the circumstances nor appreciating the beautiful castle, she quickly finds herself in a real-life murder mystery. But who is the murderer when there is no victim? Only the Count knows, but he's hiding more than one secret.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015
A Romantic Night of Blood, Screams, and Howls reviews
A romantic date between a charming vampiress and gentlemanly wolfman... at least until love and mayhem ensue. Co-authored with zanybellecloudo.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Complete
Snippets of a Good Romance
Years of marriage have only strengthened their love for each other; one built on compassion and affection, but still full of desire. These snippets depict various encounters between the lovestruck couple and their good romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Complete
A Difference Between Good and Evil reviews
A man finds a little girl bawling in an alley. His heart is moved to help her because tears are such an evil thing on a beautiful person. Yet, there is a difference between good and evil, and evil done with good intentions is still just that.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Complete
Unrecognizable reviews
What happens after a lifetime of running away and surrendering your fights? Someday you may wake up and find yourself unrecognizable. A story on the battle of the mind and the effects it has over time.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Complete
Snatched Away reviews
One child is a regretful vampire; the other is a selfless giver. They only wanted to become friends. But life is often cruel and uncaring toward little sparks of hope.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2016 - Complete
Brilliant Brit, Awkward American reviews
A classic romantic tale about a young, naive, American teenage girl falling head over heels in love with a visiting British guy. But her sweet and innocent admiration for his exotic accent becomes a problem when she accepts the marriage proposal the Brit definitely didn't give! Co-authored with zanybellecloudo.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Complete
A Romantic Way to Die reviews
He never thought there would be consequences for writing about six incredibly-different young women falling in love with the same young man, and especially if that young man was himself. Yet, he could not have imagined a more romantic way to die.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Greater reviews
A girl plays music and sings at a music shop before returning home to an orphanage. A story showing how I view true happiness.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Complete
I, The Little Brother reviews
I found her laying in a pile of cootie-ridden blankets inside a dreadful, dangerous, and evil place that only foolish brothers venture into. But my sister was crying and I knew I'd face the very pain of death to make sure she was alright ...just as long as she didn't hug me. I didn't feel like dying by fire that day, helping my sister or not.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete
If It Meant They Could Live reviews
"If before me was my enemy, and behind me my family, then in the middle was right where I belonged. And even if I died... if it meant they could live, then there'd be nothing more I'd desire."
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Complete
Love Like Hers reviews
A sonnet about a man's longing for the love of the most perfect woman he had ever saw.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Complete
How to College Like a Pro reviews
Every online college student has had that moment where they can see hope on the horizon, and they're so close to their freedom that they can practically taste it, but in their foolishness they naively assumed the Internet actually cared about their plight. They, of course, were wrong.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Complete
My Aching Heart reviews
So, there I was sitting, enjoying my iced coffee, when my eyes beheld the most beautiful sight I ever saw. If only a mere mortal such as I could catch the attention of that blonde-haired angel...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Complete
Nowhere to Hide reviews
A story depicting authors in their natural habitats; in the act of hunting their prey.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
Friends Forever, On Trial Today, and Life reviews
Three short stories on three vastly different, yet related, topics of life. The bonds of friendship and faith. The judgment and consequences of mistakes. The learning experience of youth. Given as simple stories, they speak much more than what the words say.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Complete
To Date or Not to Date reviews
They say opposites attract, and that a gentle light can chase away the dark. But Sarah refuses to give in so easily, while Mike wishes so badly that he could. Fortunately, their romantic interests are understanding and determined. A short story following "Table For One."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2016 - Complete
Magic of the Authors reviews
A short story dedicated to fictional authors, the work they do, and the creativity and inspiration they share with the world; following a reader and their reactions to different worlds of fiction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Complete
The Giant's Flower reviews
The world is a cruel place, unafraid to destroy every bit of hope and compassion it sees. And often those 'monsters' the world so hates have no choice but to become what they were 'born' to be.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
A Friend to Talk To reviews
Each person deals with tragedy in their own ways. But, sometimes, having a friend to talk to and understand is the best way to cope with loss.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Complete
Unimaginable Power reviews
The man which gathers all power in the world must pay a price equal to such a goal. For every action has a consequence, but some are priceless.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Complete
Encounters With a Hopelessly Romantic Weirdo reviews
Swiftly, he ran through the night, his body aching. In the distance he could still hear her, the dreadful sounds terrifying his undead soul. He had to hide. She couldn't find him again. But there was no escape. He huddled himself in a corner, clutching his ragged clothes. "Sweet Nightmother, save me! She's found me!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,931 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Complete
The Heart of Stone reviews
One day every year every good little boy and girl receive a gift. But those which are bad... well, they receive a special kind of gift. A gift which only the most evil of sources can create.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Complete
The Mouse and the Crumb, and The Monster Within reviews
Two very different stories, sharing the same theme, describing a little mouse and his little crumb, and an old woman blamed for the gruesome murder of innocent children. Enjoy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Complete
By My Hand reviews
The death of mankind lies at my feet. This black world of sorrow is now my paradise.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Complete
Dinner Date reviews
A modern take on an old tale: a dinner date between two woodland creatures.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Complete
Love So Rare reviews
A king could have anything his heart desired, but still he was saddened. Until one day, disguised as a servant, he met a kind, genuine maiden. And she helped him to see what happiness and love are once again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
No Way Out reviews
A man, once known the world over for his research in neurology, has been missing for ten years. Now, a city has been suffering an epidemic causing untreatable anxiety attacks, and the only lead points toward him and his tragic life story. Follow the story of Dr. Peter Altmann, a man whom has suffered greatly, in his quest to free the world of all suffering and pain.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Complete
The Garden reviews
Through the woods and under the mountains lies a hidden place of wonder and vividness. Like a siren, its call beckons travellers to come, rest, and enjoy the sacred vision before their thoughtful eyes. This is a poetic story about a traveller's visit to that secluded garden.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Complete
The Man in the Box reviews
A man walked down a road enjoying his day, when something strange happened. He fell into a weird conversation with a man inside a box. 'Weird' because said man believed he was outside the box and the world was in it. Thus, a debate ensues. Some humor, some nonsense, but mostly logic and reasoning.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Complete
Siblings reviews
Ah, siblings. We can't live with them. We can't live without them. So, what can we do... besides torment them? A short story about two siblings and their usual everyday interaction.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Complete
Love Song of the Introverts: a Duet reviews
"So, I'll sit here… for eternity, and maybe in my dreams… together we'll be…" My depiction of love between two introverts. Heart-warming, romantic, depressing, and tragic. There is a beautiful, cruel, and (sometimes) humorous irony in introverted relationships... Warning: there will be rhymes. Lots and lots of rhymes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
The Old Man and Death reviews
A young boy witnesses a shadow over a dead friend. A young man experiences the chill of separation during a funeral. An old man faces the tragedy of utter loneliness. Everyone views death differently and each experience is unique. Yet, some find peace and hope at the end of the way.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2015 - Complete
A Tale of Fear reviews
Many authors describe fear well, but this is Lord Wezel's version. So, as I sit here, shivering in my fears and distorted memories, I await the embrace of Death. There is no where I can run where they won't find me, no memory left undisturbed. I have nothing, and feel only pain. So, what is fear like? It is like death.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Complete
The Diary of Derk the Turtle reviews
"Using only one flipper, Derk tore a blue whale in half from mouth to tail." A story, told mostly through a diary, describing the life and times of Derk, Conqueror of all Life... the sea turtle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Complete
Table For One reviews
One man's personality. Six best friends. What happens when you divide yourself into six distinct persons and force them to interact over dinner? Pure chaos...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Complete
Communion With Death reviews
A storyteller tells about his nightly communion with Death.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
My Name reviews
"No one can understand me but me. For my name is..." This is a short poem answering the prompt of what it would be like to be a non-living thing. Personified, hinting at light, hinting at dark... this poem is more than the sum of its parts. Lord Wezel presents to you, "My Name."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete
The Mind Can Be a Scary Place reviews
Taking a journey into the mind of a lunatic is scary... especially when he's completely insane. A short story inspired by Eddie from "Table For One."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Complete
Voice of the Gods reviews
Their victory was swift, their celebrations glorious. But nothing can ever prepare them for life's surprises. Fortunately, they have big egos with which to conquer all whom would stand in their way. This is a short story about the morning of two random cats.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete