Poetic Life
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Joined 08-19-15, id: 1037607, Profile Updated: 09-24-17
Author has written 10 stories for General, Life, Friendship, and Family.

Hello to anyone who might be reading this right now! Either you're here because you like my writing or you clicked by accident. To the former: thank you. To the latter: I'm actually not sure what to say to that.

Anyways, my name (as far as you're concerned) is Poetic Life, I can ride a unicycle and I've got an odd obsession with Anne Boleyn. The writer I look up to the most is Douglas Adams and my favourite group, if I absolutely had to pick one, is the Beatles, although I like the Arctic Monkeys, Jodi Proznick, Hannah Georgas, and a ton of other groups, artists, and songs too. I'm known in my school for liking so-called "oldies". Music and writing are my two favourite things, in case that wasn't obvious.

I used to be a shy little clarinet player who always was hesitant and constantly apologised, but I ended up being a clumsy tenor saxophone player who surprises everyone by being just a little bit rebellious. (Or so I picture myself. Others may view me very differently.) I've recently started learning to play the drums, much to the shock of every single person I know, myself included. I have no social life outside of jazz band, in case you couldn't tell.

I think that's all you need to know about me for now.

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Indecent Proposal by violetleopard
She's seen them all in her trade. Her next target, a bumbling suit, is in her sights.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Complete
The Dance by BettyBoop4w33t4 reviews
The shaking was subtle, in fact, on the outside she looked calm, cool, aloof, and maybe even annoyed. Inside, however, she was having a panic attack. She felt the adrenaline tumbling through her body, telling her to leave now lest ye be talked to. But Lacy would learn just how that Owen might just be worth a try.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
Walls and Windows by Long Island Iced Tea reviews
Eyes can be walls to the soul, eyes can be windows to the soul. None of King Henry VIII's six wives shared the same eye colour. What did he see when he looked into each of their eyes? Tudor Era England.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Embroidery by Long Island Iced Tea reviews
1485-1536. Catherine of Aragon's life, defined through her needlework. Set in Tudor England - references to Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Princess Mary and King Henry VIII.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
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things are going my way reviews
"After a year of being late for class and forgetting homework and thinking I was terrible at everything and falling off my unicycle in front of a bunch of grade tens, I've got things in order, and it feels great. Things are finally going my way. I may or may not have done a small twirl as I left Ms. S's classroom, grinning ridiculously." This isn't actually fiction.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Complete
the priest swung the incense burner, glittering gold, and let the smoke rise. it was a useless and pretentious ceremony, and i didn't want to be there. / the story of a confirmation in roman catholicism, and of my realisation that people actually care about me.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Published: 9/27/2017 - Complete
expectations and introductions
an introduction to my future bestseller.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete
sometimes reviews
sometimes, i believe i have a destiny, and that destiny is to write.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2017
A small bit of insight into my mum and my dad both.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Complete
For D reviews
A freeverse poem about the sort of thoughts running through my mind after learning that my friend has attempted suicide multiple times.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Complete
i am a bit strange sometimes
i am a bit strange sometimes, especially when i'm tired, and i can babble for hours without saying a thing. it takes a talent, or i like to think it does. / me in a poem, basically. if you can't relate, i envy you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Complete
Juliet Cade has a few rules about journal writing: no Dear Diary, no mundane entries unless she can make them interesting somehow, and no lies.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Published: 3/13/2017
Terrington Investigations
Terrington Investigations is the best detective agency around. It's too bad that their skills are going to waste in a small town with no cases, and that their boss is slightly unhinged.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Published: 8/22/2016
Photographic Memory reviews
Florence McKay and her so-called 'precious Pentax' are out to photograph everything from friends to landscapes.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016