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Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Come to the Dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.

Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!

There's always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray it's not a train!

I think, therefore I am ... I think.

Sometimes my brilliance astonishes even me.

Despite its proven stress relieving effects, I will not indulge in manical laughter.

It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

"The world explodes, then implodes, and in that order."

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away - especially if it hits him in the head! (Could be a reference to Doctor Who)