Lyssa O
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Joined 08-29-01, id: 104356, Profile Updated: 05-18-11
Author has written 9 stories for Romance.

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I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance

e.e. cummings



May 2011: Oh geeeeeez it's been way too long since I've last been here. I blame my last semester of college, which leads me to casually throw out the fact that I am now a college graduate! Yay! Since I am not jumping into the shark tank of job opportunities, I daresay I have plenty of time to focus on finishing these darn stories and write more! (I really have no excuse anymore)

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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Playing House by eleine kruez reviews
She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several commendations for bravery. They have to remain married for at least 6 months or she loses it all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/12/2005
beautiful insomniac by CuriousContradiction reviews
darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Personal Bias by Le Meg reviews
Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,949 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Crashes and Crushes by sputnik sweetheart reviews
He rear ended her car, yelled at her for not stepping on the brakes, saved her life, and is subsequently trying to get her to fall in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007
Just by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Pwned by its.Nothing.Special reviews
So maybe my best friend chose his girlfriend over me, and maybe he only remembered my birthday a week after it had passed. The scrap of paper on my locker said: "I R SORRY." How could I stay mad at a boy who apologized like that? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
Selfish People by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Death Giver by shards of me reviews
Trinity died one day, so suddendly that she couldn't even say goodbye. In heaven, she meets Dominic, who is so much more than he seems. With a smile, he reveals a secret and she has three chances to change her past, present and future. [complete]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
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One for the Books reviews
Lucy isn't in love with her boyfriend. But she does have a crush on the guy who got her pregnant. Who doesn't know he did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,553 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 9/22/2007
Big Bang reviews
He had a theory about her smile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Bible Didn't Mention Us reviews
I should have stayed away from the alley. But I didn't. I shouldn't have been so entranced by his graffiti. But I was. And I definitely shouldn't have secured an attraction towards him. But sadly, I did. For a guy who claims to have fallen from the sky.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,819 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007
Sweet Catastrophe reviews
I ruined eighteen years of friendship by saying those proverbial three words. And the next three words to come out of my mouth: 'God, shoot me.' Discontinued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,700 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/14/2002
It Starts with a Flicker reviews
I catch him picking his nose and he smiles at me. Seriously, if I'm going to witness that, at least let it be a shorter stoplight. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Unbiased and Detached, You Say? reviews
When the lights go out and you're in an elevator with a guy who you're quite biased and attached over, it's either hit or miss. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
My Paper Heart reviews
She met him at detention. She wants to be his friend. She became his friend. Yeah, and what next? They fall in love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,078 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete