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Orla the Extraterrestrial and Dale the Rancher
A guy from Missouri named Dale inherits a ranch. Little does he know a UFO crashed nearby. He is visited by a beautiful female alien who recruits him on her mission to save her friends who are being held hostage by a group of criminals known as The Spotted Hats. rated m. Basically complete, more may be added later. A fairly short romantic tale that is five chapters long.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,528 - Published: 22h - Complete
Return to the Sploot Kingdom
The Sploot Kingdom series is back-with a twist! This time we're talking a combo of Game of Thrones and South Park. No, not really. But things are weirder. A corrupt water cannister rules the land. Scandals everywhere. Rallassa lives on the edge. Snudd and Kinjil had an affair? And Zasher and Vale want to save the kingdom this time? RATED M. In-progress
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Published: 1/17
The Lost Years of Bloomeelia
Bloomeelia and Rallassa, the two cat girls of the Feloria Kingdom attempt to guard King PawD'Arco's Castle from all the demonic forces attempting to conquer it. Can Bloomeelia do so? And will she be able to cure her ill mother with a magic leaf? In-progress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 1/17
A poem about a wooden school.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 12/29/2020
The Adventure of Edmund & Victoria: Lost Island of Lambooshka
In mid to late 19th Century London a young spice trader is instructed to deliver a note to the daughter of a wealthy merchant. The lady in question will soon discover the cure to all ills-unaware of its origins. She teams up with Edmund and several others along the way in order to navigate their way across the world to find the legendary island known as Lambooshka. In-progress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,201 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 9/22/2020
The Shadow Rush: Legend of John Bucksworth
In a saloon somewhere in Texas, the number one customer begins telling a story. His three friends don't believe him at first. The tale is of a man who engages in a duel to the death every night...against the same opponent? Said man is a rancher about to lose his ranch due to events seemingly beyond his control. Will John's dream of gold for him and his wife come true? In-progress
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 6/23/2018
Annie Oakley: The Poem
Short poem about Annie Oakley.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 10/8/2020
The World is Full of Mysteries
This is a poem I wrote a long time ago in my "formative" college years. I had it on an old account on a site ages ago and now I'm reuploading it. It's kind of a cool poem-sort of.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 9/12/2020 - Complete
Rap Battles of Conspiracy: Alex Jones VS Aldous Huxley
Alex Jones takes on Aldous Huxley in a rap battle. In the end? Comedian Bill Hicks shows up. RATED M FOR MATURE.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Published: 5/5/2020 - Complete
Olaf the Gnome Warrior
A Viking orchestrating a raid on King Eggbert's Castle after Cornwall was seized gets inadvertently transported to a fairy world where he marries a beautiful woman and raises a pixie daughter with her. Later after going mushroom hunting he forgets who he is and must regain contact with his family and prevent the rise of an evil demon named Lujinxalot who plans to take over Alfheim.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,255 - Published: 4/2/2020 - Complete
Zach Brown and Sophia Primrose Pilot Ep
Zach Brown is trying to film a paranormal TV show with his girlfriend...but every time he tries something paranormal ACTUALLY happens that prevents this. That's the basic idea anyway. To this date not one successful episode of their BBC program has aired.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Published: 10/21/2019
The Ballad of Watermelon Man reviews
A theme song to a nonexistent cartoon show about a watermelon wielding superhero.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Complete
The Feloriah Chronicles
The adventure of Bloomeelia and Rallassa. They are two powerful catgirls who fight evil.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,164 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Feloriah Chronicles 1
This tale tells the story of magical cat people and their battles against evil. In this tale, Tom the Cat Wizard teams up with Rallassa the Cat Sorceress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,426 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete
Bloomeelia Visits Planet Celorbia
A catgirl named Bloomeelia meets two galactic interlopers Septimus and Baudelaire after taking a tour of Topaz City with her friend Rallassa. An adventure ensues leading to a showdown with an evil sorceress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,493 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Bloomeelia and Rallassa in South Feloria
Two magic catgirls Bloomeelia and Rallassa meet a knight in shining armor who is nothing but a ghost inhabiting armor! Along with the girlfriend of the ghost knight, her circus clown brother, and others the brave adventurers take down an evil metal bug that wants to conquer their world using the secret of Bloomeelia's name.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,100 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Rallassa the Cat Sorceress
Rallassa sets out to stop an evil warlock from twisting the purposes of magical clay to create monsters that could take over her world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Archazia 1 II and III: The Legends Begin reviews
A young boy known as Zalbek who lives in a fantasy kingdom wakes up with a stone containing the spirit of a dragon and has a huge adventure ahead of him. The second story tells of an effort by Zalbek and Alex to stop the Doom Lords from taking over. The second story begins in Chapter 6. Third is very short and is found in chapter 13.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/3/2019 - Complete
Adventures on Planet Plibble reviews
The evil dragon Zasher genetically alters some sloshy rectangular antennaed creatures hoping to create an army for interplanetary domination. One of the creatures turns against the dragon and befriends lots of zany wacky cute characters on a quest to save his kind and prevent a war from breaking out between two kingdoms after a coup d'état in Dragon Land orchestrated by Zasher.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Complete
Tales of Orla the Mystical
Two stories about an alien named Orla who transmits positive energies to the universe. The second story begins in Chapter 9.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,739 - Published: 9/24/2018
Two girls from another dimension board a bus to another dimension. Meanwhile, a museum featuring all the magical artifacts of the ages from Atlantis to Avalon may be in peril.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2018
Zach Brown-The Spy Who Talked to me Through a Radio Transponder reviews
British paranormal TV show host Zach Brown is at home in his Bristol apartment, when he is sent a strange device from Birmingham. Meanwhile, his longtime girlfriend and co-host Sophia Primrose is on her way to Derwentwater in the Lake District of England. She is shocked when she sees UFO's rising from the waters. In-progress, lots more details, events coming soon. Intentionally odd
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2018
Fritz and the Fantastic Journey of His Spirit
An eight chapter tale involving a young german man that finds himself thrust into many different dimensions including the afterlife. But is the self-redemption quest a ruse made by higher dimensional forces? How will he get back to his physical body and reunite with his true love? Rated M for mature.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,082 - Published: 8/31/2017 - Complete
Legend of Bloomeelia The Second Story reviews
The cat girl Bloomeelia must stop the Blue Moon Goddess before two reptillian wizards summon her
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete
Legend of Bloomeelia The First Story reviews
A cat-girl named Bloomeelia must stop a wicked witch and a con man from taking over her world. Eleven chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete
Bloomeelia the Cat Girl and the Frozen City reviews
A woman named Rose Montgomery keeps following Bloomeelia through the woods. Who is she?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/22/2016 - Complete