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Author has written 45 stories for Fantasy, Kids, Western, Supernatural, Sci-Fi, Song, Humor, and Life. Author of many crazy fanfics and original fics alike. Name's Shane Nielsen. I live in Kansas but my writing is more out there than Oz. Note: These are not all the stories I've ever written. I periodically delete some stories--make improvements and re-upload them after deleting the original. Just the way I operate. Also--I have several stories ready to be launched from a metaphysical cannon at any given second from my compy--so be prepared for incoming stories. |
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Orla and Liz VS Xenoc Novabang
The two cute space alien girls are once again facing off against their newfound arch enemy Xenoc Novabang in a battle for the galaxy.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,096 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8 - Complete
Orla V: Agent of the Good Galactic Empire
Orla the blonde humanish alien girl is back at it. This time she graduated from Z9x and she no longer transmits energies to the universe through toasters and coffee machines. Now she's offering her positive energy to the Galactic Federation and its missions as a soldier. In-progress
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,361 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 9/7/2024
Legacy of Sploot Reboot Sequel: The Golden Fishboot Prophecy reviews
Jumple and Bloomeelia are now married. But Jumple learns of Splootonia's darkest secret-the Golden Fishboot, a relic of raw unadulterated magic power that can help or hinder existence and the very perception of it. Can it be recovered before evil forces worse than Zasher and Vale get it? RATED M.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/25
Terramoria Mire's Backstory Begins reviews
Do we all have a purpose? Or do we sometimes have to MAKE things have purpose? The backstory of Rallassa's pal, the magic catgirl known as Terramoria Mire. Not finished by any means. In-progress, just beginning.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9
Bloomy Meets Stacy reviews
Bloomeelia the catgirl meets Stacy C. Dragon and learns about science and time travel. In-progress
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9
Rap Battle: Annie Oakley VS Calamity Jane reviews
A rap battle between Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Western/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8
Chronicles of Emberzia
A strange science fiction story about a woman who was sent into a world of artificial intelligence, only to escape to another planet where she learns to control her emotions, but use them when necessary, as well as face off against a strange insectoid and a host of villains. Will she ever piece together her memories of before she arrived on the sinister Planet Grezlar? In-progress.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2024
Rallassa the Magic Catgirl and her Caretaker reviews
Brief history of rallassa when she was an orphan long before she met Bloomeelia. Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Updated: 10/27/2024 - Published: 10/27/2024 - Complete
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2024 - Complete
Nightshade---The Biography of a Beautiful Wicked Fire Witch
The history of the wicked evil Nightshade clan of witches, and some biographical information on the childhood, teenhood, and adulthood of Bloomeelia's evil arch nemesis Kinjil, AKA Carina Nightfold.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,496 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2024 - Complete
The Grill Gurus Meet Bloomy and Rallassa
BBQ wizards meet Bloomy and Rallassa.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2024 - Complete
The Feloriah Chronicles reviews
The adventure of Bloomeelia and Rallassa. They are two powerful catgirls who fight evil.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 137,477 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2024 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Bloomeelia and Rallassa Meet Adeeo and Andren
Bloomeelia and Rallassa meet some fellow strange Felorians in an enchanted forest. In-progress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Published: 9/8/2024
Abbie Oatley 2: Legends of the West Reborn Yet Again reviews
Abbie Oatley faces new challenges owning a ranch with her husband Hank Cutler. She is the descendant of Annie Oakley and must now live up to her name now more than ever as hordes of criminals and literal no good demons threaten the citizens of the West. Rated T in-progress.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2024 - Published: 6/27/2024
Adventures of Edmund and Victoria Volume One: Lost Island Lambooshka
In mid to late 19th Century London, a young spice trader is instructed by his employer to deliver a note to the daughter of a wealthy merchant. After receiving the note, the lady in question uses its enclosed remedy to tend to the wounds of her pet goose. Edmund and Victoria decide to try to find the birthplace of the cure-all, while being pursued by Dolion Benedict Norbane.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,390 - Updated: 7/28/2024 - Published: 10/24/2021 - Complete
Archazia 1 II III and more: The Legends Begin reviews
Old outdated story I wrote as a young kid. A young boy known as Zalbek who lives in a fantasy kingdom wakes up with a stone containing the spirit of a dragon and has a huge adventure ahead of him. The second story tells of an effort by Zalbek and Alex to stop the Doom Lords from taking over. The second story begins in Chapter 6. Third is very short and is found in chapter 13.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2024 - Published: 4/3/2019 - Complete
Sploot Kingdom Sports Volume One: Trimbulene Treadmills
Prophet Snudd tries to play football. In-progress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2024
Legacy of the Sploot Kingdom: The Original Story AKA The Prequel
The history of the Sploot Kingdom all began with a cat angel named Mooshistress who stopped the seven sky demons thus forming the kingdom, as well as a sentient cloud named Clyde. Yeah, whatever. Old story I'm posting here for the first time.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Published: 7/25/2024 - Complete
Fantastic Fairy Tale Fables reviews
These fairy tales I wrote a long time ago, some I wrote as a VERY young lad, some involving dragons, echidnas and a mystical kingdom known as Sploot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,656 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2024 - Published: 7/7/2021 - Complete
Legacy of the Sploot Kingdom FULL STORY
A crazy magical kingdom full of strange clay creatures called SNIBBS. A prophet with a long beard. A sexy catgirl and a royal messenger who is in love with her. Two evil lizard wizards. Corrupt talking bucket royalty. What next? Complete. Rated M for Mature.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,111 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2024 - Complete
Bloomy and Rallassa Save Our World
Two catgirls from another dimension in the sky known as Feloriah enter our world in order to investigate a strange clock tower in a mysterious and whimsical magical town in Kansas. The girls known as Bloomy and Rallassa must adapt to the strange new world they're in-our world. First M Rated Bloomeelia story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,487 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2024 - Complete
Rachel Ragnarok: Daughter and Defender of Dhilgazhore
No one knew good king Dhilgazhore had a beautiful daughter. Having been trapped by Zasher, she escapes and sets out to defend her father's good name. in progress
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - Esperanto - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Published: 7/12/2023
The Book of Bloomeelia
Catgirls Bloomeelia and Rallassa now guard the celestial feline kingdoms with the help of their two tiny bumblebee friends. They guard over healing cookie dough. An evil witch schemes to take over and Bloomeelia and Rallassa must go to a town below home to every plant and tree that ever existed in order to find the power necessary to open the barrier and defeat the evil witch.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,760 - Updated: 2/7/2023 - Published: 2/3/2022
Orla IV: Queen of Z9x
The little alien lady is at it again. After rocking it out to songs sent from Earth, Orla learns about a new evil alien bent on galactic domination. It's up to Orla to stop both Garzack and Numenteh from developing a superweapon to destroy ten planets! A short tale consisting of only six chapters and possibly the final Orla story in the main series.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,383 - Updated: 2/7/2023 - Published: 3/12/2021
Sploot Kingdom Reboot Volume 2 reviews
Rated M FOR MATURE. Prophet Snudd teams up with a beautiful female archer and herbalist to go on an adventure BACK to his kingdom of origin of which he was exiled from. And Bloomeelia and Jumple may be falling in love as they adventure together. Who will save the kingdom first?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/13/2022
Some Powerful Poems
Collection of poems I wrote a long time ago.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 584 - Published: 7/7/2021
The Real Middle Ages
Lord Ralph Wisket wasn't expecting to embark on an epic journey to an underground kingdom different than his own. But when William the Conqueror gives him the orders to search through a gaping hole in the ground-things take a turn for the strange and unexpected. Princess Adelina of Hycklogeal discovers Ralph and enlists him to stop King Kallant. In-progress, two chapters so far
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Published: 6/27/2021
Olaf 2: Son of Olaf
Olaf's son embarks on a quest through the Elf Kingdom to save his sister who is warped into a mirror. IN-PROGRESS.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Published: 6/25/2021
Frog Detectives: Blurk and Blick IN PROGRESS
An idea for a cartoon about two amphibian detectives who are somewhat dim-witted although one is slightly smarter than the other. In-progress, to be continued
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Published: 6/24/2021
Legends of the West Reborn: Annie Oakley's Descendant---Abbie Oately reviews
Whilst galloping across the wide open desert of Nevada, a husband and wife come across a cactus plant that had been struck by a ferocious bolt of lightening-along with something much more special. Takes place several years after the death of a famed sharpshooter. In-progress. There will be six chapters. Cattle rustlers are on the loose. It's Abbie VS their leader-Jake the Snake.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2021 - Published: 1/25/2021
The Adventures of John Wuggle and Bob Reason
John Buzzle starts out an ordinary sales assistant at a small Radio Shack in KC, MO. He is sent a package that contains a superconductor unit that might save the future and everything changes from there, including his name. Bob Reason discovers a cave while attempting to find a lady who went missing there, and he gets more than he bargained for when he learns her true identity.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Published: 3/28/2021
Orla the Extraterrestrial and Dale the Rancher ---Rated M for mature reviews
A guy from Missouri named Dale inherits a ranch. Little does he know a UFO crashed nearby. He is visited by a beautiful female alien who recruits him on her mission to save her friends who are being held hostage by a group of criminals known as The Spotted Hats. rated m. Basically complete, more may be added later. A fairly short romantic tale that is five chapters long.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2021 - Complete
The Shadow Rush: Legend of John Bucksworth reviews
In a saloon somewhere in Texas, the number one customer begins telling a story. His three friends don't believe him at first. The tale is of a man who engages in a duel to the death every night...against the same opponent? Said man is a rancher about to lose his ranch due to events seemingly beyond his control. Will John's dream of gold for him and his wife come true? In-progress
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 6/23/2018
Olaf the Gnome Warrior
A Viking orchestrating a raid on King Eggbert's Castle after Cornwall was seized gets inadvertently transported to a fairy world where he marries a beautiful woman and raises a pixie daughter with her. Later after going mushroom hunting he forgets who he is and must regain contact with his family and prevent the rise of an evil demon named Lujinxalot who plans to take over Alfheim.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,275 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2020 - Complete
Zach Brown and Sophia Primrose Pilot Ep
Zach Brown is trying to film a paranormal TV show with his girlfriend...but every time he tries something paranormal ACTUALLY happens that prevents this. That's the basic idea anyway. To this date not one successful episode of their BBC program has aired.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Published: 10/21/2019
The Ballad of Watermelon Man reviews
A theme song to a nonexistent cartoon show about a watermelon wielding superhero.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Complete
Feloriah Chronicles 1
This tale tells the story of magical cat people and their battles against evil. In this tale, Tom the Cat Wizard teams up with Rallassa the Cat Sorceress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,480 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete
Bloomeelia Visits Planet Celorbia
A catgirl named Bloomeelia meets two galactic interlopers Septimus and Baudelaire after taking a tour of Topaz City with her friend Rallassa. An adventure ensues leading to a showdown with an evil sorceress.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,493 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Bloomeelia and Rallassa in South Feloria
Two magic catgirls Bloomeelia and Rallassa meet a knight in shining armor who is nothing but a ghost inhabiting armor! Along with the girlfriend of the ghost knight, her circus clown brother, and others the brave adventurers take down an evil metal bug that wants to conquer their world using the secret of Bloomeelia's name.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,100 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Rallassa
Rallassa sets out to stop an evil warlock from twisting the purposes of magical clay to create monsters that could take over her world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,061 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Complete
Adventures on Planet Plibble reviews
Evil reptillian Zasher genetically alters some sloshy rectangular antennaed creatures hoping to create an army for interplanetary domination. One of the creatures turns against the dragon and befriends lots of zany wacky cute characters on a quest to save his kind and prevent a war from breaking out between two kingdoms after a coup d'état that removed the good dragon king.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,147 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2019 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Complete
Tales of Orla the Mystical
Two stories about an alien named Orla who transmits positive energies to the universe. The second story begins in Chapter 9.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,739 - Published: 9/24/2018
WonderBus reviews
Two girls from another dimension board a bus to another dimension. Meanwhile, a museum featuring all the magical artifacts of the ages from Atlantis to Avalon may be in peril.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/5/2018
Zach Brown-The Spy Who Talked to me Through a Radio Transponder reviews
British paranormal TV show host Zach Brown is at home in his Bristol apartment, when he is sent a strange device from Birmingham. Meanwhile, his longtime girlfriend and co-host Sophia Primrose is on her way to Derwentwater in the Lake District of England. She is shocked when she sees UFO's rising from the waters. In-progress, lots more details, events coming soon. Intentionally odd
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2018
Legend of Bloomeelia The Second Story reviews
The cat girl Bloomeelia must stop the Blue Moon Goddess before two reptillian wizards summon her
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete
Legend of Bloomeelia The First Story reviews
A cat-girl named Bloomeelia must stop a wicked witch and a con man from taking over her world. Eleven chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,841 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Complete