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Joined 01-01-16, id: 1050271, Profile Updated: 12-19-16
Author has written 14 stories for General, Romance, Young Adult, Humor, and Historical.

I like to write stories that take place in the past, with twentieth century history being my main focus, though I will eventually write stuff set in contemporary times.

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Suesan: The Special Spoon by Murposifly reviews
Even in a world of cutlery, the dreaded Mary Sue lurks.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/12/2016
Don't Ask by NyanWolf reviews
A collection of (mostly true) stories and experiences from school. Because everyone needs a little more crippling awkwardness in their lives. Chapter 2: Why every member of the Safety Patrol wanted to sacrifice me to the devil.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/19/2016
Fear Of The Unknown by monkeywand
"It's the waiting game you hate. The fear of the unknown, the not knowing what comes next that throws you out of balance." Drabble-piece.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Complete
Colours by J.J. LaRoux
A woman searches for the person who will bring colour to her life; and love. All this time he was right around the corner. This was a short story for my university writing fiction course. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Complete
This is Normal by Musical Mind Pop Girl reviews
First-person story about a girl whose mother is emotionally abusive.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2016
Obsession by Phoenix Lazarus reviews
In 1969, twenty-five year-old Paul Denton, smart, handsome, in good employment, bumps into a former schoolfriend, Sarah, who he has not seen for a decade. This paves the way for forty-six years of obsession, with an unexpected ending...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Complete
The End Of The Line by coma-cluster
A series of diary entries and what they lead to. A mind struggling with suicidal thoughts. A fed up girl lost in depression.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Complete
Show Thou True Heart by Loremaster98 reviews
A wolf plans to enact his revenge upon man for his murdered pups, but the attack turns to something neither man nor wolf expected.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Complete
Domestic by thoroughlyconfusedgirl reviews
I think about how nice it would be to be domestic with you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Complete
Maybe by PineappleParadise
A word can start a fire
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Complete
Party Prey-lude by Leloni Bunny reviews
A zombie attack doesn't quite go as expected.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2016
Cyberwest by YesIamapotato reviews
A western like no other.
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2016
The Grumpy Crab by Lord Wezel reviews
When a crab develops a sore throat, a passing emphatic fish is determined to help relieve its pain... much to the crab's annoyance.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Complete
trash by Sillen
The inner thoughts of a young man moments before he faces death.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Complete
Wezel's Fairy Tales by Lord Wezel reviews
This is my twisted re-telling of classic fairy tales. They are suspenseful, horror stories with few words. The best kind.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 8/7/2015
Hellbound by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
Dangerous and Destroying and Headed Straight For Hell.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Complete
Laughable Love Letters by Written In Red
Love is certainly a strange thing, but what happens when you pull a description, a recipient, and a random word from a bag and have to write a love letter to that individual? You might get the most unusual display of love this world has ever seen.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,461 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2016
A Toddler's Crime by M.J.F reviews
It was heinous, the most terrible, terrible crime. But is she guilty?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Complete
Too Quiet by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
Because if this is silence you want nothing to do with it even though it has everything to do with you.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Complete
Operation: Sputnik by muzdiir reviews
A woman breaks up with her boyfriend. A custody battle over the cat ensues. [short story written for class]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Complete
Same-sex Marriage by Archia
Why I don't agree with same-sex marriage
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
Stretched to the Limits by FictionLover987
An old woman living in Ireland transcribes an illiterate American robber's story, with a few funny twists. (Set in the past a little bit)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2016
I Promise by PineappleParadise reviews
I promised you so you wouldn't cry. You promised me that you wouldn't let me die.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Complete
A Mother's Hands by BlueSymphony reviews
There are many ways to show your love. A tiny tale that tells of just one.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Complete
Keeping up with the whores (kardashians) by kpopAnimeFangirl
Yeah, this be ma' rap about the kardashians. It's probably gonna get removed soon, so read it before it does, lol
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Complete
Words by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
No one sane likes words. Because when you try to sound happy you sound sarcastic, and when you try to sound sympathetic you sound happy, and when someone looks up at you with confusion or hurt in their face you can't even find the words to apologize. And it shouldn't bother you except in this world if you have no voice, you have nothing. Book 8 of the Peculiar Happenings Series.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Complete
Life and Death by Chantern15
Life cannot bear to live any longer, and she asks her lifelong companion, Death to release her.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Complete
The Girl by Archia reviews
She's dancing, twirling in a rhythm which can only be called as hypnotic. I'm stuck to her, transfixed.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2016
Please, History, Don't Repeat Yourself by Storygirl95 reviews
Sometimes it's just best not to look at your search history lest you uncover something disturbing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
The last thing I expected by Zeldaisawesome123 reviews
I thought things like this didn't happen between lesbians. I thought that only creepy men would do something like this to a woman. Apparently I was wrong. Very wrong
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
Doctor by ardetor reviews
A lady goes for a medical checkup and realizes the doctor is someone she knows.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Complete
Lost Lovers by Alix99
A cop's wife remembers the good times with her husband during the scariest moments of her life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2016
Feeling by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
"I'm starting to think you're only into this for my hair." "I'm into this for a lot of reasons." He pauses. "But mostly for the hair." Book 6 of the Peculiar Happenings series.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2016 - Complete
Smoke by An Assortment of Words
The smell of the burning world is both sweet and somewhat suffocating.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
An Understanding Man by BradytheJust reviews
"He is insane because when he loved you, you didn't notice"- Donald Barthelme, The Dead Father
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Complete
The Diary of Margaret Applegate by musicalBooknerd13 reviews
The journey of Margaret Applegate and her family on their journey on the Oregon Trail, told through a series of diary entries. Assignment for my social studies class. People die. That's the only real warning.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Complete
What DOES the Fox Say? by Xander Floyd reviews
A fairy tale in which a little girl gets lost in the forest. Try to guess what happens. Rated M for graphic images and foul language.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Complete
Herbalize Me by pastryninja reviews
Most girls want roses. I want weeds.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
The Patient by ardetor reviews
A dying man dreams about his mistakes and regrets.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Around the Corner by ardetor reviews
Two young people meet by happenstance: a quick glance into each of their minds.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
The Not So True Story of Lily by Phoenix O'Hara reviews
This is basically just a one shot about the very annoying Person and the very *coughweirdcough* Lily.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Complete
Gift by ardetor reviews
A young boy prepares a gift for his mother, but has an accident.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
Prom Date by Enid Blyton reviews
A teenager seeks a date for the Prom from a magical shop... not realising that he should have been more specific as to who is the date
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Flipping the Pieces by Keilyn Burns
A modern telling of Shakespeare's Othello. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
The Armoire Doll by Forever Forbidden reviews
The only way to know if you have a heart is to have it broken.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Beauty is a Beast by Forever Forbidden reviews
Over the summer, I went to a creative writing class and one of the aims there was to write a fractured fairy tale. I rather liked the result, so here you go! :3 Read and review and I will return the favor!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
All That Really Matters by Forever Forbidden reviews
There's only one difference between you and him... it's not major, but it's ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006
Dead heads by Funky Munky reviews
A man grapples with zombies and the un-dead in true Evil Dead fashion. Extreme violence and naughty language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004
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You Only Live Once reviews
The formative years of Zach Olsen, a slacker plagued by mommy issues and an inability to keep away from his friends' sisters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6h - Published: 11/28/2016
Goodbye Baby reviews
A father experiences dark thoughts concerning his son, a couple of years after the end of the War.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13 - Complete
Take a Chance on Me
Five times that Karen Murphy felt in control of a situation.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Published: 1/9 - Complete
The Kids Are Alright reviews
The story of Barbara and Steven, two children who frequently try to escape everyday life through various daydreams and fantasies.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/9/2016
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden reviews
Five times that rich girl Patricia Beaumont defied her parents.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Complete
Time of the Season reviews
A description of frightening events that high school student Tony Caruso experienced during the summers of 1963 and 1964.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Complete
Smells Like Teen Spirit reviews
The lives of six young people intersect over the course of a semester in 1995. Part Five of Wasted Youth.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Complete
Blinded by the Light reviews
Michelle wishes for a closer relationship with her father, but gets an awkward Back to the Future style encounter instead.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/21/2016 - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now reviews
Five times from birth to adulthood that Michael bonded with his rebellious older sister.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Complete
The Street Where You Live reviews
One short story for each decade about the life of a child growing up in that respective era. Current chapter: 1938
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
Everybody Wants to Rule the World reviews
Teenagers Michael Russo and Lisa Bukowski get into all sorts of antics during the age of MTV and excess.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,705 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Complete
Wish You Were Here reviews
Two childhood friends go their separate ways as they navigate the late 1970s to early 1980s. Part Three of Wasted Youth.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Complete
Somebody to Love reviews
A young man and woman deal with relationship troubles in the 1960s. Part Two of Wasted Youth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Complete
In the Still of the Night reviews
A Rear Window inspired story about James, his younger sister Betty and their mysterious neighbors in 1955. Part One of Wasted Youth.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Complete