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Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Fantasy. Hi, nice to meet you... or technically not. I have no idea who you are so this is a terrible meeting I’ll start again: Hope you enjoy my scribbles, and feel free to drop me a PM whenever, or whatever. Han x |
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The Clothes Line by theinkstainedkiwi
The PoV of a daughter of one of Penelope's twelve maids. Transformation of the final books of 'The Odyssey'. Short story/One-shot
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Complete
The Play's the Thing by theinkstainedkiwi reviews
When Ophelia meets someone with a love of literature to match her own, she unwittingly falls in love. But with a family feud that stretches back decades threatening to destroy her livelihood can she bear to open her heart again, even to someone who appears perfect for her in every way? (Warning: Strong language)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 4/17/2018
Wore Serpents Mingled With Her Hair by theinkstainedkiwi
This is a poem exploring Medusa's seclusion from society, and the transformation that curses her. Relatively short poem - six lines long, ending in a rhyming couplet. As always, feedback is very much welcomed. Quotation from title is from the Loeb translation of Metamorphoses (translator: Frank Justus Miller, 1916)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Complete
Rust and Salt by theinkstainedkiwi reviews
Everyone knows about the mermaids - their legends are many, but no one knows the truth. The only facts known about the mermaids are that they are ravenous beasts, they will kill you if given the chance, and you will never see them coming.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019
Seedling by theinkstainedkiwi
A brief poem about one of the Greek Goddesses, Kore, and the situation she was thrown into due to the wants of Hades and Zeus. Rarely given a voice in mythology, I thought I'd raise a few questions about who she wants to be. Any comments, advice, or queries are welcome, as always
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Complete
All My Love, Nerd by theinkstainedkiwi
Just a quick little oneshot about a letter waiting to be read. Terrible little summary, from your fave, terribly sappy, inkstainedkiwi x
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2018 - Complete
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the exam is deadlier than both by theinkstainedkiwi reviews
With two a levels remaining, I got got angry at the exam system, the pressure it puts on kids and the amount of times I had heard the phrase "I want to die" this week alone. Plz review, because I'm not normally someone that writes poetry and will take all the help I can get
Poetry: School - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2018 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
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Is Love a Generation of Vipers? reviews
Hearts are just as easily broken as promises. This has both in an abundance. University is where you're meant to find yourself, explode into the person you were meant to be, find true love and grow - personally, not literally. Cassie finds that uni does not hold the future she expected, but you know, maybe that's a good thing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2021 - Published: 5/16/2019
The Once and Future Heir reviews
Arthur Pendragon's only true heir lies in the form of a young woman, yet she leads a life of luxury that contrasts her grandfathers. That is until she attends a ball and there are multiple attempts on her life. Uncertain of who is friend, and who is foe Lorelai is forced to live up to the memory of Arthur Pendragon, and fight to protect his legacy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017
Closed for Christmas
Two co-workers joking around at closing time on Christmas Eve, perhaps leading to a little more than good-natured teasing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016