(The Current Status Of Everything)

Okay so fml. FictionPress ate what I had written and un-posted for Sorry About Dresden. Because I'm me, I've decided to interpret this as a sign to do that second major overhaul of it that I've been yammering on about for... literally ever now. I apologize in advance, because there will be everything from a switch to first person perspective to character name changes to major alterations in the character cast. I would say it might not be completely recognizable to anyone who has been reading it... but I've been so terrible about actually posting chapters that maybe I never got far enough for other people to tell what a difference it will be. Either way, it's definitely a good news/bad news situation.

If any of my old readers are still around and paying attention to me, you deserve a freaking gold star. Love ya, darlings.

— Lalia

(In Progress)

Sorry About Dresden: The outline has been revamped and chapter five is about 75% complete. My lovely and amazing friend Kay has agreed to beta for me! Also... while we're at it I'm doing bit more rewriting based on some review critiques. I know people are going to kill me for not putting up new chapters already (which I'm working on simultaneously, promise), but this is such a good thing for the story, I swear.

Poe Voltaire: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 /
Kinsey Voltaire: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 /
Dresden: 1 / 2 / 3 /
Gunner Grimm: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 /
Raleigh "Radio": 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 /

Death By Tap Shoes & Cigarettes: FictionPress ate basically this whole story. I'm searching through my archives to see if I have the original version of it backed up somewhere. I won't lie, I'm not optimistic. So... we'll see what happens with this.

Rilo: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 /
Olivia: 1
Peyton: 1
Aden: 1

(On Pause)

Blood On Our Sneakers: I intend to pick this up again soon. Rewrite pending.

Jacklyn Paquin: 1 / 2 / 3
Holden Gyllenhaal: 1
Galileo Vinci: 1 / 2 / 3
Conor Estlin: 1 / 2
Smith Smith: 1
Manhattan Cavanaugh: 1 / 2 / 3
Thatcher Galloway: 1
Mason Jennings: 1
Damien Haverfeld: 1
Daniel Lawless: 1
Evan Jameson: 1
Noah Wright: 1
Spiro Jacques: 1

The Ballad Of Tobias Hemingway: I intend to pick this up again soon. Rewrite pending.

Tobias Hemingway: 1

(Things To Completely Rewrite & Be In Progress Eventually)

Letters: I'm contemplating adding a rewrite of this to my to do list, since it's not too intensive. We'll see.

Cohen: 1
Adam: 1

La Belle Et Le Bad Boy: No plans for this at the moment. Maybe someday.

Scarlett Kweller: 1
Charlie Evans: 1 / 2 / 3

7 Translationism 6: In theory I'd like to rewrite this idea into an epic piece of steampunk influenced fantasy, but that won't be happening any time soon.

Arienette:
Gabrielle: 1
Emordnilap: 1
Estlin: 1

(Potential New Stories — Not To Be Started Until I Finish What I've Already Started)

How I Learned To Love The Atomic Bomb: Ophelia "Opi" St. James has the most vivid and constant imagination of all time, so much that she can no longer distinguish reality from daydreams. This is fine by her until she meets Jude and can't tell if she made him up or if he actually exists and is willingly weaving himself into her bizarre version of life. She might be insane, but they say if you think you're insane then you probably aren't. In the end it's all a matter of opinion. (This might legitimately happen at some point, although it might not be something I post to FP. We'll see. I have an outline plotted out and the messy ramblings of a sort-of first chapter.)

Ophelia St. James: 1
Jude Monroe: 1

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Excessive thanks to Midnight In Eden for helping me rework and edit my poetry and effervescent-sentiments for helping me with Sorry About Dresden.

"It's not that the future is coming faster and faster — it's that the past wants nothing to do with us."
— Elegy For The Cassette Tape, Brian S. Ellis