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An apple a day equals seven apples a week.

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Don't Know What Ya Got by jma reviews
M/M Gay. Christopher is in love with his boss-a smooth talking CEO with a penchant for ordering guys like take-out. Bastian doesn't know he loves Christopher until after he fires him on a whim. They meet again under different circumstances and sparks fly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 12/7/2010
Rise of the Dawn by The Inkslinger reviews
YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 414,467 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 1/30/2004
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
Ventures and Investments by RoughDraftHero reviews
Justin Plank is a pathetic gutter rat. In the past, he made the mistake of crossing Tony Torroda, one of the most powerful talent agents in LA. Now, at the brink of failure, he must turn to Tony for help... the last thing he would ever want to do. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,511 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
The Barricade by Sundown reviews
Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Necropolis by RoughDraftHero reviews
The world has been dead for 36 years. There is a small population of humans. Most of them are insane. Good luck, Charlie. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,525 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Corruption by RoughDraftHero reviews
Sub-Warden Leo Eddowes never did more than the minimum. However, when a new prisoner with a mysterious past comes across his path, Leo finds himself more invested than he would like. slash steampunk
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011
Get Me Out of Here by Esquirella reviews
Robert hates having to socialize with people he barely knows. But as an intern, he has to make a good impression. luckily for him, a hot blonde provides a hell of a distraction! Slash, MxM, so homophobes should stay out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
You Only Want Me For My Brains by Abrasive reviews
Lupe's looking to hump the nearest available leg. Cody is just trying to stop himself from eating his classmate's brains. Is it love... or necrophilia? SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Thank Zeus by TRSNG reviews
SLASH. Robin doesn’t want to turn around and face the situation like a man - which is annoying and makes Chris want to harpoon him in the back. MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Grand Prize by Qui reviews
-Slash, oneshot- Love at the State Fair
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Midnight Rambles by redexted reviews
I sleepwalk a lot. Fortunately, I always manage to get back into bed. Unfortunately, it's HIS bed that I usually end up in. Fortunately, he doesn't mind too much. Unfortunately... M/M slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Gray Matter by d'Neronique reviews
Leon recognizes all too well the predictability of the world. Yet when the outside world becomes as illogical as his inside world, Leon displaces himself out of the realm of comfort, reason and legality to find reality. MM Done.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Grand Illusion reviews
Because in the grand scheme of things, we can never change who we are. This is a story about a boy who has continuously regretted ever finding himself.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 9/26/2016