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Heyo guys! Call me Cat, cuz that's obviously not my name. :P

P.S. My profile is just a bunch of crap I wrote when I was bored.

Here are some basic info about moi:

Name: Cat...(whatever you wanna call me)

Gender: Female (Dog)

Birthday: 9th January

Nationality: Chinese/Australian

Religion: N/A

Languages: English(obviously), Chinese, Learning some basic French with meh bestie, Mandarin, My own stupid language. :D

Hair Color: Black (Duh, I'm Asian)

Eye Color: Black (Duh, I'm Asian)

Pets: Brown poodle

Name: Bubby (You're judging his name, I know it's weird) {P.S. He knows you're judging him, he is sitting on my lap rn)

Books I read:

The Selection Maze Runner Harry Potter (If you haven't, then you haven't lived) Hunger Games Wattpad (Username: catonatree) etc, etc, etc...


Lmao-la meow (duh hurray for cats!!!!)

Here are my tearable punz

If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.

I'm feline pretty good today, you?

I'm doing a pur-fect job at this, ain't I?

10 interesting challenges:

1. Get away with playing The Floor Is Lava for the entire day

2. Get a grocery clerk to sell you one single grape...

3. ...or go to a drive through and try to order one French fry

4. Try to lick your elbow

5. Say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards

6. Start talking to people in other stalls at a public bathroom. See if you can start a conversation

7. Catch a falling leaf

8. Have a conversation using only song lyrics

9. Go to the mall and try to ride up on the down escalator or down on the up escalator

10. Try to read this list upside down

Good Luck!!!

Dear Edward Cullen,

Um excuse me, I was here first. Staying young forever is MY thing.

Sincerely, Peter Pan

Dear Peter Pan,

You sneak into the rooms of young girls and stay young forever?! How original!

Sincerely Edward Cullen

Dear girls,

I'll always be there to support you!

Sincerely, bras

Dear Snow White,

Oops sorry!

Sincerely. "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"


1. Draw a square on the ground. Tell everyone else it is your personal box

2. Stand in a corner, looking at the wall, silent and unmoving

3. Stare at someone happily and randomly announce "I have new socks on!"

4. Hold the door open saying its for your friend. Once you've kept everyone waiting for a while, let it close and talk to nothingness "Hey Bob!"

5. Stare at someone in horror and announce "You're one of them!"

6. Drop something and wait until someone reaches down to pick it up. Right before they get it screech "That's mine!!!"

7. Occasionally meow

8. Sing an annoying song

9. Press all the floor buttons and wonder aloud what the buttons do

10.Hit your head d say "Shut up. All of you shut up!"

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer,

I am three.

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I was better,

I wish I wasn't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy

Would still hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all.

Or else I'm locked up,

All day long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone.

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy's back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse,

My name is called.

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now,

I start to cry.

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words.

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more.

I finally get free,

And run to the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,

But its now much too late.

His face has been twisted,

Into an imaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again.

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads to the door.

While I lay there motionless,

Brawled on the floor.

My name is Lucifer,

I am three.

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Now I roam the Underworld,

To help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but I am not.

Good friends v.s. Best friends

A good friendshelps you when you fall.

A best friend keeps walking saying "Walk much, bitch?"

A good friend helps you find our prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury he loser who made you cry.

A good friend offers you a soda.

A best friend dumps theirs on you.

6 truths of life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots reading this will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are now laughing at your own stupidity.

5. You have a stupid smile on your face.

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face.

Fwend Quotes

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

As people grow up, they realise it becomes less important to have more friends, and more important to have real ones.

Unlike Barbie, my friends are not sold separately.

My promises

I pinky promise when we are old ladies...we're gonna be best friends. Have sleepovers & chase boys with our motor scooters. Dedicated to my bestie BlackHeron104

I pinky promise that I will stay wild with you! Dedicated to my friend kawaiismolcorn

The reasons i have 5 fingers

My pinky finger - for my besties and the promises I will never break

My ring finger - for that special boy when the time is right

My middle finger - for the bitches who push me too far

My pointer finger - to pick out my dearest family memebers

My thumb - to show the rest of the world I'm gonna be okay

That's all the shit i thought off, gonna add more later!!!

Don't forget to PM yours truly(moi)!

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